S.A.M. (SciForums member)
- The correct title of this article is Awesome Goddess. It appears incorrectly because of technical restrictions.
S.A.M. is a member of SciForums and the ex-moderator of Science and Society and Biology and Genetics. She changed her name to S.A.M. or Simulated Articulate Machine, possibly to confuse Baron Max and shake off an official FBI investigation. She is a paid propagandist spreading Muslim doctrine into the minds and hearts of peace loving Christians all over the world.
S.A.M. allegedly posted a picture of her boobs once on SciForums. This picture was retracted and only a select few (superluminal et al) had the pleasure of admiring her mammary glands. A reconstruction of this picture was subsequently made by Sock puppet path in the best thread ever, which was created by redarmy11.
S.A.M.'s image was recently recovered on the thread 'Banning SAM' - 
- Thus far 115 hard drives have added this image, however this figure needs to be revised annually.
S.A.M. is a paid propagandist . Her rate is $100,000 per malicious fact.
S.A.M.'s favourite food is kittens - boiled, baked or fried.
S.A.M. likes shredding rodents, but doesn't eat pig.
S.A.M. is a possible gay male, or transvestite (if you add the boobs). 
S.A.M. screams "Allahu Akhbar" every 20 minutes as a result of her incurable tourettes.
S.A.M. has an insatiable craving for more smilies.
S.A.M. is an ascended being 
S.A.M. was demoted from modship for her "personal" views 
S.A.M.'s boobs point to Israel.
S.A.M. is a confirmed anti-white, anti-American, anti-atheist, anti-semitic "hater" who is incapable of seeing the big picture 
S.A.M. was banned more in the last six months of 2009 [one month, fifteen days] than she was for the three years before that [zero days]
S.A.M.'s high profile provokes intense opinions , even when she is not there.
Quotes about S.A.M from her detractors
One might suspect from time to time that sam has balls and occasionally pees into the wind, but I never suspected sam actually grew a dick.
I think people need to get over the idea that SAM is special.
Threads about S.A.M
Offensive Avatars 
Christmas present from the Moderators 
Holocaust Industry = Hate Speech? 
Why are muslims have in a science forum ? 
I was threatenened by S.A.M. , a forum member, he said he would chop my head off.:previous one closed too quickly.
Forum member S.A.M. just threatenened to chop my head off. 
SAM Behavior 
James R: The S.A.M Issue 
SAM vs James R 
SAM Says Blacks are Dumber Than Whites 
Are you blind? 
Sam: Prisons are full of people like you. 
De-Modding SAM? 
Did you know how much you are being tracked on this site? 
The Not about Sam Thread 
Sam is Really an Ori (oh.) 
why does everyone hate SAM?
S.A.M.'s insulting behaviour [secret moderator forum]
How is it possible for S.A.M. to post almost 48 times per day? 
Banning SAM 
Re:Sam [secret moderator forum] 
Britain cannot rely on U.S. torture assurances-MPs [don't be fooled by the name]
An open challenge to S.A.M 
Putting her on ignore 
Sam's obsession with atheism 
S.A.M. Where are you.. ? 
Should SAM be a moderator?
SAM's News from Gaza thread closed?!!!!
S.A.M.'s News From Gaza
sam's trollish nature
What's your theory on SAM?
I Think Sam Is Great
Who Thinks Sam isn't great!
The Great Derailer [secret moderator forum]
SAM's intellectual dishonesty and poor moderation
SAM as Moderator and Representative
About the Members Round 11: SAM
Could S.A.M be a potential suicide bomber?
S.A,M (you're my wife now)
Sam, Spurious and Hugh[secret moderator forum]
Sam and (Q) Show (moved from Religion)
The S.A.M. and (Q) Show 
Samcdkey - indian jamesr or baron max?
Fascination with Samcdkey
SamCDKey is a Gay Male
samcdkey on Islam
What is samcdkey Purpose in Life?
CIA intelligence reports
The Taliban Times
Rodent Shredding Monthly Reports
The Atheists Book of Evil
The Mod Lounge