Politician

A politician is a member of the http://xstretchmarks.com/stretch-mark-removal/ or female gender who shy away from real work and instead are involved in 'ruining' a country, or any lower levels of government within a country. Not all politicians can run a specific level government at the same time so most of them spend years waiting between elections for a chance to do some governing. Whether or not they govern doesn't really matter since they get paid either way. Some politicians can be bought, though the going rate is dependant on their status and greed.

Politicians are known as the scum of the earth together with lawyers.

Politicians and the truth

Politicans are not allowed to voice a real opinion. Instead they put forward a construction that is designed to offend as little people as possible.

How to recognize a politician

• soft callous free hands.
• They wear clothes with magic big pockets that have bottomless depths.
• Touch the center of their back. You cannot feel a spine.
• Casually and discreetly scrape off the top layer of the skin on their face. A lizard-like appearance beneath may reveal them to be a member of the Illuminati.