Nicholas1m7

Nicholas1M7 is a former member of sciforums who wanted to be known lately for his witty repertoire. Although a proud abuser of ebonics, he attempted the occasional intelligent post. However, this was defeated by his early need for attention.

His primary motivation to "keep it real" would suffice to explain much of his hostility towards any member who appeared to have intelligence, but then one day it became apparent that he was doing anything but "keeping it real", and so he made it a priority to blend in for a while. Not only did he not receive the praise from others that he was hoping for, it also led to some hostility from certain members who at times took it upon themselves to limit what they mistakenly perceived to be troll like behavior, such as The Devil Inside. Among others such as Ophiolite who he announced publicly to have sent him a private message entitled "Jackass". The message read, "???", respectively. After a certain period these tensions were resolved and later led to a mutual understanding and respect. Ophiolite's stance on Nicholas1M7 however still remains unclear, as the public request for an apology and a plead for mercy to Myuu has not been met. He then created a thread to announce his departure in which he gave "mad props" to favored members such as GeoffP and Satyr, and one to a recently made acquaintance, RickyH, for his thread on "marijane". Among others in his farewell thread he deemed worthy of mention were coberst, darksidZz and nutter, particularly for their rich vocabulary and/or unique attitudes. Maintaining his characteristic hostility towards intellectuals of a certain egotistical magnitude, he thanked them for "shutting the fuck up". However, cautious of creating any further hostility he later claimed to be joking. Given his general attitude towards intellectuals however, it is only obvious that he would insult them again if given the chance. Especially coberst.

Nicholas believes that he is not like those egotistical intellectuals he once despised, but apparently, judging upon further observation, he might well be. However, it's just an internet forum, it isn't "Kid n' Play" or "House Party" (which are so 90s to begin with). Hence, stroking the boob of manboobman does not make you a player (pron. "playa", for those of us who take our street slang seriously).

"MYUU: FOOLS!!!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO CAPTURE ME A VIRGIN! YOU MUST SUFFER THE WRATH OF MYUU!!!

NICHOLAS1M7: A-YO MYUU! SUFFER THEIR ASS!

DETROIT WOT!!!!!!!

MYUU: DO NOT COMMAND ME!

NICHOLAS1M7: OR WOT MOFO!!!

MYUU: I WILL SUFFER YOUR ASS!

NICHOLAS1M7: HUH?

MYUU: I WILL PUT A CAP IN YOU HOMEY!!!

NICHOLAS1M7: WELL SHIT BITCH!!! I'MMA SHUT UP MA MAN, LET YOU DO YOUR THAAAN. (take it to the hizzay)

MYUU: MYUU HAS SPOKEN

NICHOLAS1M7: YO PEACE!

MYUU: SHUT YA FACE NIGGA! IF YOU OPEN YE MOUTH ONE MORE TIME I'LL SLAP IT SHUT!"

NICHOLAS1M7: OKEY DOKEY!

MYUU: BOOM!!!! (nicholas1m7 goes bye bye)

MUTHA FUUUUUCKA (in a DMX voice)"

Yep.

Yeppers.

Btw, Myuu is a girl right? I know GeoffP is a guy, but Myuu is the subconscious voice within GeoffP's brain. A separate entity of unknown limit or extent. (My apologies guys for not using the "preview" option.) Myuu is imagined by Nick to resemble the flying dragon with a dog's head that carried Trayu (what the fuck kind of name is that for a white boy?) in the movie "Neverending Story".

Wow, if you think about it, for 2 whole hours a story that takes an eternity to end finds only two hours in its whole eternity worth telling (on the big screen anyway). Rather wasteful.

Trivia

• Nicholas isn't particularly fond of the Sciwiki preview option. He prefers to save the page and view his edits that way.
• Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees.
• Nicholas has also been accused of being Buddha1 by Tom2... Tom2.