Neocommunism

Manifesto

Neocommunism

Sometimes I think Marx and Engels all got it wrong. It's not the economic repressive system that needs a revolution, but the turbulent emotional social life of the oppressed mob.

I suggest we use this thread as the blueprint for the new social revolution: Neocommunism.

We will not make decisions on our social and emotional personal life alone any more. Quite the opposite. We abolish the personal life altogether!

Comrades, join us in the future of mankind; join us on a road to social bliss and progress.

We will decide all relationship issues by committee. The committee consists out of any member of the local social commune. This can mean your neighbour, but also your friends on facebook/myspace, or a passerby.

The committee will jointly decide on issues of love, engagement, marriage, frequency of sex, gifts to be bought for the mother-in-law, time-outs, adultery, affairs, level of passion, and let's not forget appointments with friends and the nature of said appointments.

Our mind will be liberated from the stress of making difficult decisions that could possibly ruin our life, and the responsibility for those decisions will be shared by all.

The combined wisdom of the entire social network will prevent serious mistakes, or introduce unexpected bonuses to your personal life, such as an affair you never imagined could have existed, because you don't even know the guy, and to be honest, you don't even like him, but still, since the committee in all her wisdom decided you should have this affair, you must have it.

We will turn our society from a collection of emotionally damaged individuals to a collective of healthy comrades!

spuriousmonkey

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12 october 2007