This article is part of a series in which I teach you the secret of observing, evaluating and categorising the Universe.
As you can see it has already been vandalised by my rivals before I've written a single word in it.
Dolphins are known to sexually assault people and are therefore not lovely.
Tuna, however, appear to be all right.
SciForumers That Are "Lovely"
GeoffP (according to his mum)