Irony is when you have ironed something, and you want to describe its new properties.
Irony is also an element of the periodical table.
- Ironically, Alanis Morisette's number one hit song "Ironic" contains no examples of irony: most of the things she refers to are unfortunate and/or unlucky, but not in any way ironic.
- Irony: used to remove creases from your shirty.
- Something made of iron can be described as being irony.