This article is part of a series in which I teach you the secret of observing, evaluating and categorising the Universe.
The Ultimate List of Things That Aren't Nice - They're HORRIBLE
- Stupid edits
- The soft purr of a contented cat
- A cat jumping on your bed in the middle of the night when you really need to sleep. half an hour later the same cat doing it again. Then waking up with a cat on your belly staring at you obviously planning when to jump on you next - some people think this is nice.
- Waking up to find a cat sleeping on your face
- Tripping over a cat and falling down the stairs
- the devil inside's Medieval Total War skills.
- Staring into the mirror reflection of your face, while death is slowly taking away the last breath of this seemingly eternal life, and realizing the worthlessness of years of life spent.
- panda bears.
- Hitting your little fingernail forcefully on the underside of a desk. 20 minutes later I'm still rueing my carelessness.
- being stuck in an elevator with Micheal Jackson when you are 8 years old.