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Heaven is a place of everlasting wonder and awe, where all your dreams come true. Eternal bliss, forever and ever. Could get boring after a while though.

It is supposedly the place where god lives. Two people in mutual love can be said to be in Heaven.

People who don't go to Heaven go to Hell, purgatory or just cease existing.


Notions of Heaven

  • A hot cup of tea on a cold cold day.
  • pussy purring on your lap as you stroke its back
  • Being locked in a room for a year with a computer and a kilo of skunk
  • Lady Di crashing into solid concrete.
  • Having a splif while jerking off in a wind tunnel.