Goat semen

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WARNING: THIS ARTICLE MAY CONTAIN SMALL TRACES OF SEMEN. Anyone with a receptive vagina should proceed with extreme caution.

Artificial insemination is an important process that has a HUGE economical impact. There are people that do nothing else than inseminate sperm into domestic lifestock. Sometimes it is these very same people who collect the semen samples from the male versions of the lifestock in question. This scientific topic is researched by many specialized peer-reviewed journals on this topic.

Usually, goat semen is diluted with skim milk. However, skim milk has a serious disadvantage. Goat semen diluted with skim milk stays only fresh for 12 hours. So you gotta hurry. No time to stop for a beer and get wasted. You collect from the male. And you go to inseminate the receptive female.

You can imagine that this is not quite fair, because garbage men can get wasted on drugs every day.

So researchers looked at alternatives. They looked at TEMPOL (billy T, check out the company! they are going to go through the roof!).

And they found that now goat semen is good for at least 24 hours!!

WOW!

References

Anim Reprod Sci. 2007 Nov;102(1-2):152-7. Epub 2007 Mar 1. Effect of different diluents on goat semen fertility. Mara L, Dattena M, Pilichi S, Sanna D, Branca A, Cappai P.