The English language is as pure as a crib-house whore. Nonetheless it is widespread due to English imperialisms in North America, which made all Americans speak it, followed by American imperialisms all over the world.
Damn you and your concise, easily-learned and clear language with its zeroed word genders and simple idioms assisting international communication. Damn you all to hell.
English would have been semi-ok if it had been more like Dutch.