Dutch

The dutch - what can you say about the Dutch except um, hmmm, well not a whole lot actually. The Dutch were the first to create a company that gave out stock.

The Dutch are known for their love of cabbage and potatoes. ever smell cooking cabbage? see mercaptan.

The Dutch like eating greasy food from walls.

The Dutch are known for their tolerance and anyone who doesn't like that can fuck off. so sayeth the dutch.

The best Painters in History of Mankind have been Dutch. uh huh.

The Dutch introduced many words to the English Language. like 'fuck off', apartheid and aardvark.

The Dutch don't wear wooden shoes. Usually.

The Dutch used to sleep in closets.

The Dutch are as tall as Americans are fat.

They're excruciatingly friendly, but no one really likes them anyway. Kind of like Canadians that way. Life sucks. Meh.