David Hasselhoff

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David Hasselhoff is an alleged 'singer' who's unfathomably famous in Germany and also known as a mediocre actor in the USA. He played the gay lifeguard Mitch in Baywatch and the homosexual Michael in Knight Rider.

http://www.eatliver.com/before-they-were-famous/-david-hasselhoff.jpg before he turned gay

David Hasselhoff Factoids

  • Germans truly can't resist a big, lovely chest wig.
  • David Hasselhoff is sometimes referred to, particularly in Australia, as simply "The Hoff".
  • Most sensible Germans highly recommend that you Don't Hassle The Hoff.
  • His Chest Hair Threshold has passed over from "gay" to "uber-macho!"
  • In Australia, David Hasselhoff is a gay icon.