Dance

what you do when someone fires a machine gun at your feet.

you also dance when hung, this is called dancing at the end of a rope.

Only certain types of people should be allowed to dance.

Women.

Coloured men.

White males are incapable of dancing, even (or especially) when drunk. Contrary to their own opinion.

Gay men are also, generally, (contrary to popular opinion) incapable of dancing.