Ahmadinejad

The evil midget ruler of Iran, believed to be the anti-Christ.He gets his guidance from the Mahdi, one of the Dementors in the Harry Potter stories. The illuminati is rumoured to have supplied him with a Nimbus 2000/Firebolt(reference needed) on which he will fly over Israel dropping nuclear bombs made in his secret dungeons (photograph pending, awaiting confirmation of validity by Buffalo Roam)

See also: Doctor Evil