AWG-53B Penis Cruise Missile
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| AWG-53B Penis | ||
| Goverment: | United Sovereign Lemon Republic | |
| Weapon Type: | Cruise Missile | |
| Range: | 50 Lightyears | |
| Blast Radius: | .5 Lightyears | |
Althogh never tested on Earth (or any place else for that matter), The AWG-53B Penis Cruise Missile was designed to combat the SWFLBATTHs in the USLR-East Korean War.
History
The original AWG-53A Penis was considers "too weak and too small" by General Phallus of the USLR Air Force.
Future Plans
The USLR will probably continue using the AWG-53 missile until it's downfall in 3315011340 A.D., dispite plans of the new AWG-53C cruise missile.
