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<div>{{Name|USS Enterprise-B}}<br />
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[[Category:SciForums members]][[Category:Allegedly an Actual Pilot]][[Category:Better than Wikipedia]][[Category:virgin]][[Category:USS Secret Society members]]Ent-B is an aviator musketeer on Sciforums.<br />
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=Interests=<br />
He enjoys sucking up to superiors while simultaneously stabbing them in the back.<br />
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http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6164/6183517253_e098fd21d1_z.jpg<br />
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=SciForums Life=<br />
Ent-B is considered a troll if anything else. Making him a prime target for [[moderators]] and [[supermoderators]] alike. Though the [[administrators]] seem to favor him. It's food for thought... <br />
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And after awhile, Ent-B renamed himslelf '''USS Athens'''.<br />
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=Names=<br />
These are all the names Ent-B can be refered by:<br />
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*USS Enterprise-B<br />
*Enterprise-B<br />
*Ent-B<br />
*USS Athens<br />
*Athens<br />
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=Trivia=<br />
*'''Enterprise''' wanted to become an F-14 pilot, but ever since they retired it in favor of the F/A-18E/F Super Hornet (Why!?!), he has decieded to become an airliner pilot<br />
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*'''Enterprise''' is a [[virgin]]<br />
*'''Enterprise''' is the only SciForums member that does not drink his own pee<br />
{{Seealso|Sanity}}<br />
*'''Enterprise's''' homepage, [http://www.origamiboulder.com/]<br />
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=See Also=<br />
*A list of Ent-B's quotes can be found [[User:USS Enterprise-B/Quotes|here]]<br />
*Ent-B's glorious '''Sandbox''' can be located [[User:USS Enterprise-B/Sandbox|here]]<br />
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=References=<br />
#''USS Exeter, The Brave and the Bold'' (draqon) - Pages 14, 443-444, and 5023 [Biography]<br />
#''The Holy Bible'' (Various Authors) - [[Gandhi]] 12:23</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/TW_ScottTW Scott2009-08-08T15:55:23Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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| colspan="3" class="even" align="center"|'''TW Scott'''<br />
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| colspan="4" class="even" align="center"|''"Minister of Technology"''<br />
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| class="odd" | Gender:<br />
| class="even" | Male<br />
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<div>Myspace is some online profileing system orininally designed by "Tom" as a meeting place for skanks.<br />
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=Profiles=<br />
The very purpose of myspace is to create a profile consisting of inane, incoherant, garble and glitter.</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Template:MinilovTemplate:Minilov2009-08-06T19:36:28Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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Long live the USLR! And the glorified [[USS Exeter]]!<br />
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<div>[[Category:Better than the USA]][[Category:Better than Wikipedia]][[Category:East Korea]]A war between the [[United Sovereign Lemon Republic]] and [[East Korea]].<br />
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{| align=right<br />
| colspan="2" class="even" align="center"|'''United Sovereign Lemon Republic-East Korean War'''<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Goverments:<br />
| class="even" | [[USLR]] - [[East Korea]]<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Years:<br />
| class="even" | 2001-<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | [[USLR]] Casualties<br />
| class="even" | 1 - 1 [[Lemon Head]]<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | [[East Korean]] Casualties<br />
| class="even" | 300 - 300 Sharpshooters<br />
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=War History=<br />
==2001==<br />
===War Begins===<br />
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A [[Lemon Head]] makes a rude coment about the East Korean leader [http://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/United_Sovereign_Lemon_Republic#East_Korea].East Korea summuned 300 of their best, sniper/scout/stealth operations troopers to go kill the [[Lemon Head]].<br />
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===East Korea Strikes Back===<br />
Seven bullets are put into the body of the [[Lemon Head]] by the work of 300 [[East Korean]] Sharpshooters.<br />
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==Three Strikes, East Korea's Out==<br />
All 300 of the sharpshooters are killed by USLR [[ninjas]].<br />
{{img.f|http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs/thelede/posts/0213russia.jpg|A battalion of [[USLR ninjas]] getting ready to go crucify some [[EK]]s.}}<br />
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==2008==<br />
===East Korean Misinformation Agency===<br />
This article was created to misinform the East Korean people.<br />
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:[[Great Patriotic War]]<br />
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Most striking of all was that the article stated that the war only lasted two days, when it in fact had been going on for eight years.<br />
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=Campaign of Misinformation=<br />
* A terrible campaign of misinformation has swept internet blogs, new sites and wikis. Chief among them was the accusation that [[East Korea]] and [[USLR]] don't exist, which may, or may not be true for [[USLR]], but [[East Korea]] definitely exists.<br />
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=Trivia=<br />
*[[East Korea]] has never lost a war.<br />
*[[USLR]] wins all of their wars.<br />
*In war, everybody loses.</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/ItalyItaly2009-08-06T19:21:17Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>'''Italy''' is a boot-shaped nation that hangs from the bottom of [[Europe]], sticking out into the [[Mediterranean sea]].<br />
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=Trivia=<br />
*Its capital is [[Rome]]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/RomeRome2009-08-06T19:20:18Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: /* Trivia */</p>
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<div>A city in Italy that derives its name from the popular HBO series "Rome".<br />
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=Trivia=<br />
*Was the capital city for the Roman [[Republic of Rome|Republic]]/[[Roman Empire|Empire]]<br />
*Also what buffalo do<br />
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=See Also=<br />
*Trojan</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/GandhiGandhi2009-06-06T06:12:25Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: /* Trivia */</p>
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<div>Mohandas Gandhi was a famous spiritual and political leader who founded a movement to free India from the British on the principle of complete non-violence ("ahimsa"). He was a fantastically influential and beloved figure the world over, and is adored by [[India]]ns and others.<br />
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Gandhi is the no-good, credit stealing brother of [[Ghandi]].<br />
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=Trivia=<br />
*Despite this fact, [[GeoffP]] thinks it's cool to make fun of him or people who cite him. This is because [[GeoffP]] is a [[bastard]].{{uberfact}}(''reference needed''- The previous sentence works for me as a reference - if it weren't true it wouldn't be in SciWiki, would it?).</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/EntbEntb2009-06-06T06:11:09Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [[USS Athens]]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/USS_ExeterUSS Exeter2009-04-22T03:24:25Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: /* Murders */ Useless</p>
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<div>{{madscientist}}[[Category:SciForums members]][[Category:People under constant CIA surveillance]][[Category:Murderer]][[Category:Possibly an engineer]][[Category:allegedly an actual scientist]][[category:United Sovereign Lemon Republic]][[Category:USS Secret Society members]]<br />
{| align=center<br />
| colspan="2" align="center" | '''''Not Available (Goddammit Exeter, just pick a fucking avatar and keep it why don't you?)'''''<br />
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| colspan="3" class="even" align="center"|'''USS Exeter'''<br />
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| colspan="4" class="even" align="center"|''Untraceable''<br />
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| class="odd" | Gender:<br />
| class="even" | Male<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Biography:<br />
| class="even" | Knowledge gained through the World Wide Web<br />
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| class="odd" | Location:<br />
| class="even" | Homeless<br />
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| class="even" | None Specified<br />
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| class="odd" | Species:<br />
| class="even" | [[Socialist]]<br />
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=Achievements=<br />
'''USS Exeter''' has performed many great acts to society as we know it.<br />
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Recently, a biography was written about him by [[draqon]], detailing all of his greatest exploits in his life. But [[GeoffP]], seeing as this would eclipse his greatness in the face of the [[East Korean]] public, sought to destroy this work. Seeing that draqon obviously had no way of stoping the crazed ruler, he was unable to stop the draft from getting into Geoff's hands. After this, the biography was promptly published with the title of "[[GeoffP, the Great Leader of East Korea, and All of His Achievments]]", it now resides in [[East Korea#The People's Library|the People's Library]].<br />
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==Governments==<br />
His biggest achievement so far is the formation of the [[USLR]], or ''United Sovereign Lemon Republic''. Named particularly because all of his executives are [[Lemon Heads]].<br />
{{Img.r|http://www.bbc.co.uk/herefordandworcester/features/2004/01/lemon_270.jpg|The flag of the USLR}}<br />
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=Conspiracies=<br />
Exeter plans to start an anti-[[American]] militia in [[Iceland]]. The idea as well as the location is still unknown to top American minds to this day.<br />
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=Mathematical Career=<br />
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Exeter also discovered the mathematical formula for human existence.<br />
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<math>l = 314 + 412(Pi)</math><br />
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=SciForums Life=<br />
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'''Exeter''' shows up occasionally on Sci-Forums. His post count has been steadily rising because of more frequent visits.<br />
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==Love Life==<br />
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Exeter is in love, or should one say "was" in love with [[Varda]]. Sadly, like every other man on sciforums has known, he found out that she was already married.<br />
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It has also been reported that he has numerous girlfriends at his high-school.<br />
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=Trivia=<br />
*Exeter enjoys drinking [[Varda]]'s pee<br />
*Exeter actually has beautiful hair wig cut from a beautiful horses tail<br />
*Exeter does not look like Robert Picardo<br />
*Exeter does not own a ship called the USS Exeter<br />
*Like [[Roman]] enjoys watching female gymnastics<br />
*Can run 400 meters in under a minute{{uberfact}}<br />
*Is the greatest leader in the world, contrary to popular belief in [[East Korea]]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/UncyclopediaUncyclopedia2009-04-07T01:32:01Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>The content-free [[encyclopaedia]] that anyone can edit. And home of the Truth.<br />
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=Controversy=<br />
{{img.r|http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2a/God_hates_Uncyclopedia.png|Proof of theory.}}According to <b>Uncyclopedia</b>, God officially hates uncyclopedia. [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Westboro_Baptist_Church_protests_Uncyclopedia]<br />
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=References= <br />
#Uncyclopedia <http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page></div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/About:Proper_article_formatAbout:Proper article format2009-04-07T01:31:32Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: /* References */</p>
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<div> This article documents how to properly write an article on [[Science Encyclopedia]].<br />
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'''East Korea''' is a secret [[Nation]] led by [[GeoffP]] and the origin of most of the innocent [[terrorism|terrorist]] organizations and [[origami]] groups.<br />
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Here, you see a simple introduction to the article, remember to make the subject in the article boldfaced.<br />
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{{Img.f|http://bp0.blogger.com/_-PTsyDqDwO0/R0IUZcVr2aI/AAAAAAAAABQ/jTVyvHEUbyo/S220/east-korea.gif|East Korea}} <br />
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=Geoffography=<br />
On sole virtue of being [[communist]], '''East Korea''' is an excessively drab, unfunny, grey and dreary nation. The capital is noted for a persistent, dismal drizzle of precipitation, like [[England]] or the space under [[redarmy11]]'s groin. This is the effect of a combination of the North Korean Cold Current and the [[East Korea Warm Current]], which combine to form the [[West Korea Lukewarm Current]].<br />
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The heroic capital of '''East Korea''' is ''GeoffP City'' named after the [[GeoffP|Great Leader]] of '''East Korea'''. Just North of ''GeoffP City'' is a huge heroic facility for disposal of [[republican|handicapped people]] rounded up in the capital. Obviously letting The Great Leader live in the same city as handicapped people is an insult to The Great Leader. Dead and handicapped people are burned east of ''GeoffP City'' often leading to huge columns of black smoke in the East eradicating the need for a compass around ''GeoffP City''. <br />
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After all the excitement of the capital city the rest of '''East Korea''' is rather boring (but heroic), with the People's Forests in the southwest and the People's [[fish]] in the [[ocean]], and the People's garbage dumps and People's Barbed-Wire Fences around the borders to...uh...keep out the ''Imperialist Running-Dog'' South Koreans and the ''Not-Imperialist-But-Brother-Communists-We-Don't-Like'' North Koreans. In between these features are several secret facilities of the [[illuminati]]. They are shown on the map with invisible pixels. You can make them visible by sprinkling your screen with the pee of a [[virgin]], or the tears of a Gypsy (slang for ''Roma''). The East Korea Warm Current passes north along the eastern coastline.<br />
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On most maps the Great Nation of '''East Korea''' is depicted as [[ocean]]. Obviously these maps are produced by [[denialist]]s.<br />
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When starting with a section remember to put a level 1 one headline rather than a lever 2 headline, which is on the toolbar for <br />
this wiki.<br />
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==GeoffP City==<br />
''GeoffP city'' is the greatest capital city in the world according to all East Korean History books. The central feature of ''GeoffP City'' and a main tourist attraction is the presidential palace where The Great Leader of East Korea resides when he isn't ruling the World or frolicking in the East Korea Warm Current.<br />
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''The Presidential Palace and an Imperial Guard.''<br />
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If you're doing a sub-section, here is where to put a level 2 head line. Also make the base section for the sub-section somewhat<br />
more generalized than before.<br />
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==Port Spurious==<br />
Although not shown on most maps ''Port Spurious'' is one of the largest ports in the world if you count the number of bordellos, massage parlours with happy endings, whorehouses and strip clubs which can be identified by their red markings. Port Spurious is located just outside ''GeoffP City'' about 5 km inland. It is therefore about 10 km from the East Korea Warm Current.<br />
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=Defense=<br />
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{{main|PEKA}}<br />
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When creating a section that has a more detailed "main" article, put a main template at the very top of the section before the <br />
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East Korea is ably defended by the heroic People's East Korean Army ('''PEKA'''), formed in 1955 as a response to growing militarism in [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/West_Korea| West Korea]. Five years of National Service is mandatory for all citizens and lost tourists; failure to serve is usually punished by the forcible readings of the works of [[IAC]], [[TDI]] and/or [[Happeh]]. '''PEKA''' is presently organized into two armoured divisions, five motor-rifle divisions, and a battalion of hardened Scottish Highlanders arrayed in fully-sequined battle gowns. It is not entirely certain what "hardened" refers to precisely, which lends to their frightening reputation.<br />
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At sea, East Korea maintains a moderately sized Battle Group of 12 EK-1 Patrol Boats, 4 EK-3A Frigates, and several [[Sharks With Frickin Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads]] ([[SWFLBATTH]]).<br />
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All heroic East Korean forces are commanded by heroic [[Chuck Norris]].<br />
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East Korea was one of the nations that invaded the United States in that Marvel Ultimates series, sending the renowned East Korea heroic superhero [[Captain Cigarette]]. He was considered ineffective but a suitable moral lesson about the perils of enjoying life.<br />
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East Korean forces also served in the recent SciWar by unknown terrorists led and organized by [[ToR]], defending East Korean SciTerritory against repeated attacks by encyclocidal enemies.<br />
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''[[East Korean]] commandos preparing for a surveillance mission in [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/West_Korea|West Korea]''<br />
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http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/new_captions/images/489_2007-05-04.jpg<br />
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East Korea has absolutely no mineral resources whatsoever, and nothing else of any value. So its pretty safe from [[US]] invasion/bombing. Or so you would think. East Korea has been locked in an ongoing Cold War with the US for the past ten years; the US periodically embargoes East Korea, while East Korea bombards the US with mind control rays.<br />
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East Korea has a large coastline and its first line of defense are the Jessica Alba Clone Depth Bomb Throwers (JACDBT). If the depth bombs fail the JACDBT will engage the second line of defense consisting out of enticing the approaching enemy soldiers trying to beach the beaches of East Korea and engage in a devious sexual act. Once the act is completed the JACDBT will bite the head off the enemy penetrator.<br />
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=Trivia=<br />
*[[Chuck Norris]] is an East Korean<br />
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Trivia goes just before references, head each fact with a bullet.<br />
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=References=<br />
#''Why we Should Invade East Korea, Better Yet Shoot Them'' (Ann Coulter)<br />
#New York Times: ''"East Korea - A Stranger Danger?"''<br />
#Dictionary ''"East"'' & ''"Korea"'' - Pages 74 & 167<br />
#''"Myuunitarianism really Islam in disguise"'' ([[Sandy (SciForums member)|Sandy]]) <http://www.jihadwatch.com/><br />
#''East Korea Blogspot.com'' <http://east-korea.blogspot.com/><br />
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For a reference, type in the following: <br />
1. ''Book Name'' (Author) - Page(s)<br />
2. News Paper/Story: ''"Headline"''<br />
3. Large Reference Source ''"Article"'' - Page(s)<br />
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For an online resource, type the following:<br />
4. ''"Article Name"'' (Author [If any]) <http://www.url.com/><br />
5. ''Site Name'' <http://www.url.com/><br />
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=See Also=<br />
*[[GeoffP]]<br />
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See Also comes after the references, use this for other articles that relate to the entire article. Rather then using the <br />
"See also" template. Head each passage with a bullet.<br />
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=External Links=<br />
[http://east-korea.blogspot.com/ East Korea Blogspot.com]<br />
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[http://www.sciforums.com/ SciForums.com]<br />
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Remember to put down the basic site name after a bullet.</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/XB-70_ValkyrieXB-70 Valkyrie2008-11-23T07:52:19Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: /* Trivia */</p>
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| class="odd" | Top Speed:<br />
| class="even" | 3,300 km/h or mach 3<br />
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| class="odd" | Nuclear Payload:<br />
| class="even" | 13,200 kg (that will kick some ass on the enemy)<br />
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| class="odd" | Number built in [[America]]:<br />
| class="even" | 2 (3rd prototype was cancelled)<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Number built by [[USLR]]:<br />
| class="even" | 1,000,000 in full production model<br />
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=History=<br />
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Possibly the best strategic bomber prototype of all time, it was introduced in 1964, the XB-70 Valkyrie finally gave the [[Soviet Union]] something to worry about coming from the west. However, just when America was finished working out all of the bugs on the project, the retard who was in charge of the National Defence cancelled the project. The [[Soviet Union]] celebrated to this good news with [[vodka]] and ice cream. Some years later, the [[USLR]] had developed an aircraft that was so coincidentally similar to the XB-70, that they simply named that aircraft the XB-70. It performed so well, that it is still serving to this very day in the [[USLR-East Korean War]].<br />
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=Service in the USLR-East Korean War=<br />
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Every day, the XB-70 performs extensive ground bombings against the [[EK]]s. Its weapons range from [[AWG-53B Penis Cruise-Missiles]], to [[Dog-Shit bombs]] and [[Nuclear Dog-Shit Bombs]]. Even though 1,000,000 Xb-70s have been built, there has often been a shortage of pilots. This results in the Co-pilots remotely flying a seperate bomber to maximize an attack pattern's destructivness.<br />
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=Models=<br />
The XB-70 project was started by Mockheed-Lartin, a competitor of Lockheed-Martin, back in 1964.<br />
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==XB-70 Valkyrie==<br />
The experimental test model.<br />
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==B-70A Valkyrie==<br />
The production model currently in full service with the [[USLR Air Force|UAF]].<br />
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==B-70B Uber Valkyrie==<br />
The famed B-70 that Exeter brags can dock with the [[ISS]].<br />
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=Trivia=<br />
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* The XB-70 has served as [[USS Exeter]]'s avatar for some time<br />
* The [[USLR]]'s new B-70Bs are able to dock with the [[International Space Station]]<br />
* The XB-70 family has won the [[Greatest Strategic Bomber of all time]] award<br />
[[Category:Weapons of the USLR]]<br />
* XB-70 is powered by 6 GE J-93 [[turbojet]] engines<br />
* XB-70 history climax came to an end as a result of a mid-air collision between XB-70 and [[F-104]]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Dog-Shit_BombsDog-Shit Bombs2008-11-23T07:50:49Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Weapons of the USLR]]'''''Dog-Shit bombs''''' are based off of Dog-Shit Warhead technology. They can be used in a large number conventional weapons ranging from tanks and artillery, to larger WMDs such as intercontinental ballistic missiles and aircraft deployed munitions.<br />
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=See Also=<br />
*[[Nuclear Dog-Shit Bombs]]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Dog_Shit-WarheadsDog Shit-Warheads2008-11-23T07:50:24Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [[Dog-Shit Bombs]]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/United_Sovereign_Lemon_RepublicUnited Sovereign Lemon Republic2008-11-23T07:49:19Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: /* East Korea */</p>
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<div>[[Category:Better than the USA]][[Category:United Sovereign Lemon Republic]]<br />
Founded in the year 44141 B.C., the '''USLR''' is the greatest country in the world. It is currently at war with [[East Korea]].<br />
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{| align=right<br />
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|-<br />
| colspan="3" class="even" align="center"|'''United Sovereign Lemon Republic'''<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Government Type:<br />
| class="even" | Banana Republic<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Economy:<br />
| class="even" | [[Communism]]<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Founded:<br />
| class="even" | 44141 B.C.<br />
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| class="odd" | Founder:<br />
| class="even" | [[USS Exeter]]<br />
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=Founding=<br />
[[USS Exeter]] founded this country because he had nothing better to do. He named it the United Sovereign Lemon Republic partly because all of the executives are lemon heads.<br />
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=Government=<br />
==System==<br />
The goverment for the '''USLR''' is a Banana Republic, meaning anyone convicted of a crime can buy their way out of any conviction. Even though the [[USLR]] is a crime-infested territory because of this, the goverment has a large amount of money for it to use for its military.<br />
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==Dictator for Life==<br />
Exeter is hailed the "[[Great Leader]]" in this country. His image is held dearly as a god.<br />
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==Executives==<br />
All of the high ranking officials under [[USS Exeter]] are [[Lemon Heads]].<br />
:http://www.oldtimeconfection.com/Count%20Goods/lemonhead%20single.jpg<br />
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=Location=<br />
No one knows where the '''USLR''' is located.<br />
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=Friendly Countries=<br />
All countries are friend of [[the greatest country in the world]]. Except [[East Korea]]. And, um... well, most of the others, actually. Except [[China]]. ie, certain provinces of.<br />
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=War=<br />
The '''USLR''' is currently at war with [[East Korea]].<br />
{{seealso|USLR-East Korean War}}<br />
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==East Korea==<br />
East Korea declared war on the '''USLR''' when a [[Lemon Head]] insulted the leader of East Korea's genitals, and stated how small they were compared to that of the "[[Great Leader]]".<br />
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===Land Combat===<br />
USLR Troops are highly disciplined in the art of [[ninjaism]] as displayed here:<br />
{{img.f|http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs/thelede/posts/0213russia.jpg|}}<br />
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When it comes to non-infantry units the USLR uses a varity of tanks and [[Dog Shit-Launchers]].<br />
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===Sea Combat===<br />
To combat East Korea's [[SWFLBATTH]]s, USLR uses AWG-53B Penis Cruise Missiles.<br />
{{main|AWG-53B Penis Cruise Missile}}<br />
{{img.f|http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/cruise-missile-1.jpg|An AWG-53B in flight towards an [[East Korea|EK]] [[SWFLBATTH]]. Unfortunatly the missile was a dud, and that single damn [[SWFLBATTH]] continued to perform many other vicious acts against humanity subsequently.}}<br />
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=Trivia=<br />
*For an '''USLR'''an, it is considered sincere to wipe your shit all-over your host's bathroom walls during a house party<br />
*An insult to the "Great Leader" results in the forced self-removal of one's testicles<br />
*The United Sovereign Lemon Republic is [[the greatest country in the world]]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/NinjaismNinjaism2008-11-23T07:45:52Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>'''''Ninjaism''''' is a type of elite fighting technique, practiced exclusively by the [[USLR ninja|USLR's ninja fighting force]]. Ninjaism is considered the best and most useful type of martial art (by the USLR). They believe it makes [[ninjitsu]] look like a rag on a stick.<br><br />
The unfortunate truth of the matter is that the USLR has never actually fought any ninjas. Most ninja prefer making [[money]] for performing assassinations, and ''mercy killing'' mentally challenged people tends to be pro-bono work. <br />
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=Fighting methodology=<br />
{{img.r|http://ca1n.c.yimg.jp/sports/sn200522175644m0000705m/sportsnavi.yahoo.co.jp/fight/pict/200502/im00007057.jpg|[[USLR ninja]] moments before ripping a man in half}}<br />
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Unlike ninjitsu, ''ninjaism'' does not require years of training to develop proficiency. Also, unlike [[mixed martial arts]], it does not rely or any grappling or ground fighting tactics. Instead, the genius who designed it (grand master [[Fred "Dragon's anus" Gimply]]) reduced it into two extremely efficient moves. The first involves taking large amounts of [[steroids]]. The second (and most effective) involves raging. Gimply observed the fact that people who achieve roid-rage tend to be unstoppable aggressive warriors similar to viking [[bezerker]]s. Therefore it doesn't really matter how well they fight, they are simply oblivious to pain, and [[ass kicking|kick peoples asses]]. <br />
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=Trivia=<br />
*Only [[USLR ninja]]s are trained in this art<br />
*A USLR ninja defeated a real ninja once in a pie eating contest.</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/KittenKitten2008-11-11T03:54:14Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Better than Wikipedia]][[Category:Sciforums Menagerie]][[Category:Fruitless Chin-Stroking]]<br />
{{img.r|http://mikecane.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/kitten.jpg| }}A newborn [[cat]]. As well as some older ones. The transition from a '''kitten''' to a cat is open to speculation unless you are a developmental biologist.<br />
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'''Kittens''' are lovely, cuddly, fluffy little creatures that like to return the affection you bestow upon them by scratching you with claws that appear to be filled with rat poison or something, resulting in ugly-looking lacerations that no medicine can heal.<br />
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Despite being cold, emotionless death machines, '''kittens''' have excellent publicity and are in control of a large army of [[samcdkey|paid propagandists]]. These devotees take great delight in posting pictures on the internet showing kittens using computers, etc. Let it be said here and now that kittens '''cannot''' use computers or other items of sophisticated machinery. They simply don't have this level of problem-solving ability, and one should be careful not to buy into what amounts to nothing more than a pernicious myth.<br />
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'''Kittens''' will turn into cats. [[Cat]]s enjoy tormenting humans. Do not be tricked by thier fluffy adorable exterior - its either you or them. And they have claws.<br />
{{img.l|http://www.thefunnycats.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/adorable-kitten.jpg| }}<br />
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=Trivia=<br />
*Every time you masturbate [[God]] kills a '''kitten'''.<br />
*Stephen Lynch [http://www.stephenlynch.com], a top-notch singing comedian, once wrote a song "Kill a Kitten" and was roundly pursued by the SPCA until he apologized, and then snuck the song onto the back of the "A Little Bit Special" album. No one knows this so don't tell them.<br />
*NEDM<br />
*A good way to make girls hate you is, whenever you see a kitten, kick it to death.</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Animal_rightsAnimal rights2008-11-11T03:48:12Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Fruitless Chin-Stroking]]<br />
The topic of '''Animal rights''' concerns the moral obligations owed by human beings to non-human [[animals]].<br />
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The concept of animal rights should be distinguished from [[animal welfare]]. The animal rights position is that animals have inherent rights in and of themselves, and not simply in relation to their usefulness as a means to the ends of human beings. Animal welfare, on the other hand, is concerned that animals not be treated [[animal cruelty|cruelly]], but still allows that animals can be treated as [[property]] by human beings.<br />
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=Philosophical basis=<br />
One possible basis for animal rights is the Principle of [[equal consideration]].<br />
<br />
=Implications=<br />
If animals have rights akin to the basic rights that we acknowledge that most human beings possess, then the [[property]] status of animals is suspect. Treating animals as [[property]] denies the right to [[equal consideration]].<br />
<br />
Human beings have an acknowledged right to control over their own bodies. If similar rights are recognised for animals, this suggests that [[vegetarianism]] is the moral course of action for human beings.</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/AllahAllah2008-11-11T03:46:45Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Fruitless Chin-Stroking]]{{img.r|http://www.interet-general.info/IMG/KimJong-Il-2.jpg|This [[infidel]] does not believe that '''Allah''' is the true [[God]].}}<br />
Arabic for "The [[God]]" used by followers of [[Islam]] and Arabic speaking Christians[http://www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/allah.html]. Supposedly the same as the [[Christianity|Christian]] God.<br />
<br />
However, the nature of these two gods is described somewhat differently in each religion. This can only mean one thing: there is a fake real god and a fake fraud god.</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/NaziNazi2008-11-11T03:43:06Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>[[category:kinds of people]]<br />
A '''Nazi''' is a member of the National Socialist German Workers' party of [[Germany]]. This party was led by Adolf Hitler and in 1933 it seized political control of Germany turning this nation into a ideological dictatorship. The regime was characterized by the worshipping of Adolf Hitler as their leader or Führer, and the promotion of the master race, which led to the demise of jews, homosexuals, communists, gypsies, mentally handicapped, slavs and many other groups of people that didn't fulfill the ideal of the master race.<br />
<br />
Modern-day [[Neo-Nazi]]s think they had some pretty good ideas.<br />
<br />
=Nazi on [[internet discussion forums]]=<br />
Generally it is assumed that when one debater calls the opponent a '''Nazi''' or [[Fascist]] in an argument he has lost the debate. However, this principle is not valid if the opponent is indeed a '''Nazi''' or a [[Fascist]].<br />
<br />
An alternative but far more amusing way of terminating a discussion - never yet employed on Sciforums - is the [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Fifty_Hitler_Post 50 Hitler post] and its variations.<br />
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=See Also=<br />
*[[Godwin's law]]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Soviet_UnionSoviet Union2008-11-11T03:41:15Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>#redirect[[United Soviet Socialist Republic]]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Socialism_vs._CapitalismSocialism vs. Capitalism2008-11-11T03:39:06Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Better than Wikipedia]][[Category:Incendiary]]{{pov}}A debate that is mainly considered the West versus the East.<br />
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=Socialism=<br />
{{main|Socialism}}{{img.r|http://www.our-picks.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/200px-hammer_and_sickle.png|The universal symbol of socialism}}<br />
Originally based off of the teachings and philosophy of [[Karl Marx]], '''socialism''' was what he, and later [[Vladimir Lenin]] believed to be the future of humanity.<br />
<br />
=Capitalism=<br />
{{main|Capitalism}}<br />
Created in the [[United States of America]] after it's founding in 1776, '''capitalism''' allows business owners to make many decisions such as setting your own prices, what you sell, and the right to have no interference from the [[government]].<br />
<br />
==Criticism==<br />
Here now in the 21st Century, capitalism is subject to harsh since it allows "too much" freedom, as they say.<br />
<br />
=The Debate=<br />
Seeing that capitalism allows corperations to exploit workers and 3<sup>rd</sup> world contries, most SciForums members are not pleased with the system. [http://www.sciforums.com/showpost.php?p=1780738&postcount=62] However, others are completely oblivious to this. [http://www.sciforums.com/showpost.php?p=1780766&postcount=63] [http://www.sciforums.com/showpost.php?p=1780808&postcount=65] [http://www.sciforums.com/showpost.php?p=1780951&postcount=72]<br />
<br />
=Memorable Quotes=<br />
"...I do support smaller corporations as well as large, respectable, corporations. But as many people can be exploited by <br />
large corporations because of the seemingly "unlimited power" that capitalism has granted it. Currently, corporations such <br />
as this are a disease of this earth, as all they do is buy and consume more and more of our culture for their own selfish <br />
gain. If life is to be improved here in America (or the rest of the world for that matter), people must see what <br />
capitalism has done to our culture. If most of the people in this world have the least bit of sense in them, we must <br />
abolish the power that all of these "imperial" corporations hold against us." - [[USS Athens]]<br />
<br />
"Everyday I wonder how we have regressed, to live in a system of rule which is of no benefit to the Populous only to a <br />
small minority. And that minority is dragging us all back to the brink of 100 years ago.<br />
Is it the same savage ideals and greed that have wiped out all the other dominating power in history, are we on the brink <br />
of civilization change, the colapse of the old , the birth of the new.............?<br />
People like Clusteringflux who do not read what is written but pick out words which they associate with negatives then put <br />
the words together to make something which they can vent their anger and frustration at...<br />
I feel this is done because the dis-illusionment felt with knowledge that what/who you believe are doing whats right for <br />
you (as the government should) is in fact doing what is right for themselves and the people are nothing but funders.<br />
Oh and clusteringflux if by some chance you think i'm some sort of loopy fanatical terrorist I'm afraid i'm not.....And <br />
perhaps if the US government had ears and listened, then there would be no need for " reign of terror" because it could <br />
have been sorted out... ...or perhaps they just picked words out...?<br />
Look if you take the words above and mix them up we can create all sort's of different sentences and I can be what ever <br />
you think I am....Mad possibly..Wrong, no chance Coco." - [[Pinocchio's Hoof]]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/SocialismSocialism2008-11-11T03:36:49Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: /* See Also */</p>
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<div>{{jesus}}<br />
'''Socialism''' is an economic system that protects the means of production from gross development of hierarchy and exploitation. [[Communism]] is a form of '''socialism'''.<br />
<br />
=Types of Socialism=<br />
Over the decades many forms of based off of the marxist philosophy have emerged.<br />
<br />
==Communism==<br />
{{Main|Communism}}</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/AmericaAmerica2008-11-11T03:23:04Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>{{Disam|United States of America}}<br />
The '''Americas''' comprise the continents of North and South America, occatianally Central America (purely conceptional), is used to discribe the latin countries in between North and South America.<br />
<br />
=North America=<br />
{{main|North America}}<br />
This continent only has three main countries, the [[United States]], [[Canada]], and [[Mexico]].<br />
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=South America=<br />
{{main|South America}}<br />
This continent has many countries, including [[Brazil]] and Chile.<br />
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=Trivia=<br />
*"America" is sometimes used as a synonym for the [[United States]] of America, and residents of that nation are often referred to as "Americans", rather than the more accurate but rather more long-winded "United Statesians" or "United State-oids"</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Star_TrekStar Trek2008-11-11T03:15:42Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: /* Trivia */</p>
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<div>a TV series of the 1960s starring William shatner, Leonard nimoy, and a couple of others. spawned several movies and at least five series. the name star trek and all character and ship names are copyright Paramount.<br />
<br />
=Star Trek the Original Series=<br />
The first of the series, started in 1966, went for three years until it was canceled in 1968. Cptn. James T. Kirk was played by William Shatner, and science officer Spock played was played by Leonard Nimoy. Dr. Leonard McCoy was played by Deforest Kelly, also Sulu played George Takei. Uhura played Nichele Nicholls as well as Walter Koeing who played Chekov.<br />
<br />
=The Next Generation=<br />
had a new crew. the captain jean luc picard played by patrick stewart, first officer AKA number one william t. riker played by jonathon frakes, cheif engineer geordi laforge played by levar burton, dr. beverly crusher played by gates mcfadden, counselor deanna troi played by marina sirtis, lt. commander data played by brent spiner, lt. worf played by michael dorn. ran for 7 years.<br />
<br />
=Deep Space Nine=<br />
Had a new crew. ran for 7 years.<br />
<br />
=Voyager=<br />
Had a new crew. ran for 7 years.<br />
<br />
=Enterprise=<br />
Had a new crew. ran for 4 years.<br />
<br />
=Movies=<br />
{| align=left<br />
| colspan="2" align="center" | Original Series Movies<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Star Trek: The Motion Picture<br />
| class="even" | 1981<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan<br />
| class="even" | 1983<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Star Trek III: The Search for Spock<br />
| class="even" | 1985<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home<br />
| class="even" | 1987<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Star Trek V: The Final Frontier<br />
| class="even" | 1989<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country<br />
| class="even" | 1991<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
{| align=center<br />
| colspan="2" align="center" | Next Generation Movies<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Star Trek VII: Generations<br />
| class="even" | 1993<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Star Trek VIII: First Contact<br />
| class="even" | 1997<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Star Trek IX: Insurrection<br />
| class="even" | 1999<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Star Trek IV: Nemesis<br />
| class="even" | 2003<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{| align=left<br />
| colspan="2" align="center" | In Production Movies<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Star Trek XI<br />
| class="even" | [[December 8]], 2009<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
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<br />
=Trivia=<br />
*James Doohan (Scotty) has a middle finger missing from one of his hands.<br />
<br />
*The episode 'TNG: Family' of is the only episode that never had a bridge shot.<br />
<br />
*In the movies 'Star Trek Generations' and 'Star Trek Nemesis' Deanna was given the chance to drive the ship and promptly crashed it.</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/KeyboardKeyboard2008-10-05T16:19:02Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>A keyboard is an input device for your computer. The most important keys are '''W''', '''A''', '''S''', '''D''', '''Space''' and '''Enter''', since these allow major pwnage in [[RTCW]], Halo and Duke Nukem.{{Uberfact}}<br />
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Uniquely ''unimportant'' is '''Scroll Lock''', since no-one has the faintest idea what it does. It was probably added as a joke - and a not very funny one.<br />
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<br />
=Most Annoying Keys on the Keyboard=<br />
*The ''Windows'' key<br />
*The ''Power Down'' key, especially if they put it where the ''print scrn'' key should be<br />
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<br />
=Gay Keyboards=<br />
*Cordless Keyboards<br />
*Keyboards with Backlights<br />
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=Trivia=<br />
*If keyboards were wider, there would surely be an [[F-14]] on them.{{Uberfact}}</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Bruce_LeeBruce Lee2008-10-05T16:12:46Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: Bruce lee moved to Bruce Lee</p>
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<div>A [[Chuck Norris]] wannabe. Bruce Lee only once beat Chuck Norris. And that was because it was a scripted event written by Bruce Lee in a movie.<br />
<br />
To set things straight chuck killed Bruce Lee in a mysterious way only Chuck and God can comprehend.<br />
<br />
Bruce lee died of a drug overdose. his son Brandon was killed on the set of a movie he was making by a freakish gunshot.</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Bruce_leeBruce lee2008-10-05T16:12:46Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: Bruce lee moved to Bruce Lee</p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [[Bruce Lee]]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Free_Thoughts_(subforum)Free Thoughts (subforum)2008-09-25T02:19:33Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: Fixed Nickelodeon Vandalism</p>
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<div>'''Free Thoughts''' is a [[subforum]] of [[SciForums]]. It is moderated by [[Absane]], [[Athelwulf]], and [[vslayer]]. Many people get rather confused when they read 'free thoughts' and think it means 'brain diarrhea'.<br />
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[[Category:Subforums]]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/ProtonProton2008-09-25T02:18:11Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: Fixed Nickelodeon Vandalism</p>
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<div>The '''proton''' is found in the nucleus of an atom, carries a positive charge equal to the charge on the [[electron]] but with opposite sign.<br />
<br />
The proton is a [[hadron]] and a [[baryon]], thought to be composed of three [[quark]]s, according to the [[Standard model of particle physics]].</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Western_HemisphereWestern Hemisphere2008-09-25T02:17:34Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: Western hemisphere moved to Western Hemisphere: It would happen sooner or later.</p>
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<div>The '''Western Hemisphere''' is a prime example of political abuse of the science of geography. The '''Western Hemisphere''' is said to consist of the continents of north and south America and the waters engulfing them.. However, if you would look on the map you would notice that [[Africa]] is sticking its nose into the '''Western Hemisphere'''. <br />
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=Trivia=<br />
*[[Africa]] is too black though and is just ignored.</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Western_hemisphereWestern hemisphere2008-09-25T02:17:34Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: Western hemisphere moved to Western Hemisphere: It would happen sooner or later.</p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [[Western Hemisphere]]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/CarCar2008-09-25T02:16:09Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>{{img.r|http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/songunblog/dprktraffic01.jpg|''Car owners need constant guidance''}}A '''car''' is the worst invention of [[mankind]]. It is a fact that no other [[species]] was stupid enough to invent '''cars'''. '''Cars''' kill more people every year than a small nuclear [[war]]. They pollute the [[environment]]. And they demand an extensive [[infrastructure]] that destroys living space for people and it destroys precious [[nature]].<br />
<br />
Naturally as oil resouces are used up and the price goes up, more and more [[Americans]] buy [[SUV]]s. It just makes sense that way. <br />
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=Trivia=<br />
*[[Americans]] can't build good '''cars''', just big ones.</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Anti-ChristAnti-Christ2008-09-21T01:34:25Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>=Trivia=<br />
*Before Wikipedia, typing antichrist into [[google]] would produce [[George W. Bush]] as the top answer.<br />
*Ever since Wikipedia became popular, typing into antichrist into [[google]] would lead you to the antichrist Wikipedia article as the top answer. Rendering George Bush to second place.{{uberfact}}<br />
*As it so happens, doing the same in Live or Yahoo!, two well known government influenced search engines, conveniently has no trace of the George Bush Anticrist site in their results.{{uberfact}}</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/AntichristAntichrist2008-09-21T01:32:58Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [[Anti-Christ]]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/New_AtheismNew Atheism2008-09-21T01:31:11Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: /* Famous New Atheists */</p>
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<div>{{madscientist}}<br />
{{wrongtitle|Atheism a la mode}}<br />
[[Category:Fruitless Chin-Stroking]][[Category:Dangerous cults]]<br />
<br />
The [[New Atheism]] also known as [[New Atheism|militant atheism]], unlike the [[Illuminati]] and [[The Protocols of the Elders of Zion]], is an organised movement by [[atheism|atheists]] to take over the world. <br />
<br />
Most members of this group use the term [[secular humanism|Secular Humanism]] instead, so as to use [[Religion|moral righteousness]] as an excuse for abusing theists. However, the absence of teddy bears sent to theists {{fact}} is a clear indication that this is merely a cover for their real activities.<br />
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Members of the group, who adhere strictly to the fundamentals of the doctrine (ie rejection of God) are also known as '''militant atheist [[whackjobs]]''' [http://greensboring.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=1228].<br />
<br />
=Outrageous Claims by New Atheists=<br />
*"No heaven. No hell. Just science."[http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/atheism.html]<br />
*Atheism is based on evidence and reason and is philosophically provable or proven. <br />
*Since the natural is all that we have or can scientifically observe and/or measure, it is all that exists.<br />
*All religion is oppressive.<br />
*The eradication of religion in favor of secularism will bring about utopia. <br />
*All religious people want to force you or convince you or coerce you to believe as they do.<br />
*Infidels will burn forever in a pit of boiling hydrocarbons (as soon as they develop this technology).<br />
*[[Anti-Christ|Mother Teresa]] is/was the anti-Christ {{fact}}<br />
*Amen (Atheism Means Enlightenment) [http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=1818554#post1818554]<br />
<br />
=Famous New Atheists=<br />
*Richard Dawkins<br />
*Christopher Hitchens<br />
*Geert Wilders<br />
*Lars Vilks<br />
*Various Heads of academic departments [http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2007/1008/027.html]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/331501135th_Century331501135th Century2008-09-21T01:26:35Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: /* World */</p>
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<div>=Humanity=<br />
*3315011389 AD - All human beings evolve beyond their physical bodies and become energy beings. The only exception is [[James R]].<br />
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=World=<br />
*3315011311 AD - The remaining territories of Earth (well, whats left of it) finally convert to [[Myuu|Myuunitarianism]].<br />
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=United Sovereign Lemon Republic=<br />
*3315011340 AD - The [[USLR]] falls and is replaced with a derkderkarchy.</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/1st_Century1st Century2008-09-21T01:21:40Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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*4 AD - Jesus is born in Bethelhem<br />
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*96 AD - September 18 - Emporer Domitian is assasinated. On the same day, Marcus Cocceius Nerva is declared emporer by the Roman Senate.<br />
*97 AD - October ? - The Praetorian Guard revolt takes place.<br />
*98 AD - January 27 - Emporer Nerva dies and is succeeded by Marcus Ulpius Traianus (Trajan).<br />
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<div>{{Cent nav|1st Century|3rd Century}}</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Talk:2nd_CenturyTalk:2nd Century2008-09-21T01:20:52Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>Huh? Whoops, wrong dates.</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/3315011340_A.D.3315011340 A.D.2008-09-21T01:03:15Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [[331501135th Century]]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/AWG-53B_Penis_Cruise_MissileAWG-53B Penis Cruise Missile2008-09-21T01:01:53Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Weapons of the USLR]]<br />
{| align=right<br />
| colspan="2" align="center" | http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/cruise-missile-1.jpg<br />
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| colspan="3" class="even" align="center"|'''AWG-53B Penis'''<br />
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| class="odd" | Goverment:<br />
| class="even" | [[United Sovereign Lemon Republic]]<br />
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| class="odd" | Weapon Type:<br />
| class="even" | Cruise Missile<br />
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| class="odd" | Range:<br />
| class="even" | 50 Lightyears<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Blast Radius:<br />
| class="even" | .5 Lightyears<br />
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|}<br />
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Althogh never tested on Earth (or any place else for that matter), The '''AWG-53B Penis Cruise Missile''' was designed to combat the [[SWFLBATTH]]s in the [[USLR-East Korean War]].<br />
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=History=<br />
The original AWG-53A Penis was considers "too weak and too small" by General Phallus of the USLR Air Force.<br />
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=Future Plans=<br />
The USLR will probably continue using the AWG-53 missile until it's downfall in [[3315011340 A.D.]], dispite plans of the new AWG-53C cruise missile.</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Nuclear_Dog-Shit_BombsNuclear Dog-Shit Bombs2008-09-21T00:56:39Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Weapons of the USLR]]Dog-Shit warheads, gone nuclear.<br />
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=See Also=<br />
*[[Dog-Shit Bombs]]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Dog-Shit_bombsDog-Shit bombs2008-09-21T00:56:01Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: Dog-Shit bombs moved to Dog-Shit Bombs</p>
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<div>#REDIRECT [[Dog-Shit Bombs]]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Dog_Shit-LauncherDog Shit-Launcher2008-09-21T00:53:11Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Weapons of the USLR]]<br />
{| align=right<br />
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| colspan="3" class="even" align="center"|'''Dog Shit-Launcher'''<br />
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| class="odd" | Goverment:<br />
| class="even" | [[United Sovereign Lemon Republic]]<br />
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| class="odd" | Weapon Type:<br />
| class="even" | Mass Explosive<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Ammunition:<br />
| class="even" | [[Dog Shit-Warheads]]<br />
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| class="odd" | Range:<br />
| class="even" | 2000km<br />
|-<br />
| class="odd" | Blast Radius:<br />
| class="even" | 10km<br />
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|}<br />
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The '''Dog Shit-Launcher''' is a [[USLR]] weapon of mass destruction currently being used in the [[USLR-East Korean War]].</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/HypercubeHypercube2008-09-21T00:29:26Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>{{img.r|http://www.herenow4u.de/Pages/eng/Sections/D_Views/D-View-Pics/4D_Tesseract/Tesseract-hypercube-260.gif|Shadow of a tesseract}}A '''hypercube''' is a regular solid in four or more [[dimension]]s.<br />
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A 4-dimensional hypercube, or 4-cube, or [[tesseract]] has "faces" that are regular 3-dimensional [[cube]]s. A 5-cube has faces that are 4-cubes. In general, an n-cube has faces consisting of (n-1)-cubes.<br />
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It is also the sub-title of the second movie in the 'Cube' series, it may well be built on an interesting premise but is very poorly executed. And therefore rubbish.</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/UnternetUnternet2008-09-21T00:26:15Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>A [[German]] expression describing the seedy underbelly of the internet.<br />
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Or, if it isn't, it should be.<br />
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=Examples=<br />
*[http://www.sciforums.com]</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/CrackerCracker2008-09-21T00:25:29Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: </p>
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<div>'''Cracker (Subculture)'''<br />
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There is often a dispute within the cyber-subculture, as to how Crackers and [[Hacker]]s are termed. Although it's known that if a person is apart of the subculture they will try to make sure they don't sound as bad as others make out.<br />
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In one term, a Cracker is a person that deals with "codes" but this can mean running password cracking programs to actually generating the mathematics to solve crypto-cyphers.<br />
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Crackers are known to work out how programs encode passwords or Disable Trialware timeouts. (e.g. Cracks)</div>USS Enterprise-Bhttp://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Human_NatureHuman Nature2008-09-21T00:25:06Z<p>USS Enterprise-B: Human nature moved to Human Nature: Because Allah willed it to happen.</p>
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<div>An explanation used by [[conservatives]] to describe what [[humans]] will stereotypically do.</div>USS Enterprise-B