Sun

From Science Encyclopedia

The Sun is a high quality newspaper. The Sun is the star at the center of the solar system. It is also an unbiased newspaper where objective information is published similarly to Fox News.

The Sun has been blamed for Global Warming, therefore letting humans off the hook. The Sun has also been worshiped as a deity countless times in human history, much like GeoffP (see also Myuu).

Some scientists speculate that solar flares influences the brain and makes it susceptible to religious visions. Notably a large solar flare has occurred just after the birth of Jesus resulting a wave of prophets and messiahs.

Never look directly into the Sun unless you want to fry your retinas.