From Science Encyclopedia
gay is when you are happy.
People under the age of 20 have recently started to use the term ghey  to mean "lame" or "unexciting", or something like that. This is however not known to some members of the older generation who mistakenly believe that the term used is gay. Nor is it necessarily known to the younger generation, who consistently mis-spell it on internet forums. Nickelodeon gets both usages, however. But he is not easy, he has spurned numerous advances from GeoffP, which makes GeoffP very horny.