From Science Encyclopedia
Female is the egg producer of the two sexual genders known as male and female. Feminists assert that God is supposedly female, but it is not clear whether she produces eggs or whether she enjoys playing with dildos.
Female SciForum members
In context to the SciForums message board, all SciForum users who willingly admit they do not possess the Y chromosome (and are within a certain age range) are to be analyzed until authenticity is established. Upon establishment of authenticity, they are harassed to express the fact that they're ineligible for participation within the context of normal discourse within the forums. This excludes any female who admits to being married, old, or undesirable to males.