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The Ultimate List of Things That Aren't Merely Nice - They're Cho Chweet

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The soft purr of a contented cat
A cat jumping on your bed in the middle of the night when you really need to sleep. half an hour later the same cat doing it again. Then waking up with a cat on your belly staring at you obviously planning when to jump on you next - some people think this is nice.
Waking up to find a cat sleeping on your face
Tripping over a cat and falling down the stairs
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the devil inside's Medieval Total War skills.
Sugar
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Korean dog delicatessen, fried.
mars bar
elephant droppings (if you are a dung beetle). Editor's Note: See here how this field of study's rank amateurs introduce a dangerous relativism into their analysis. See here for a more objective and thoroughgoing study.
bloody fish guts and feces (if you are a shark)