Cheap cellular phones

From Science Encyclopedia

SciForums tends to be a mundane place most of the time. Every now and then, a stranger appears wielding a spiffy suit, and a friendly grin spanning ear to ear. He carries a suitcase - filled with exotic and wondrous curiosities from far and wide.
He immediately opens his briefcase so everyone within view can parse its contents. After a few moments, he steps atop SciForum's communal soapbox to make his pitch.

Ladies and Gentlemen - may I have your attention please. Let me tell ya about an offer that is too fabulous -no- too INCREDIBLE to pass up. Yes Ladies and Gents-- I'm talkin cell phones.....that's right, Cellular phones! We have Nokia! We have Motorola! We have it all! And how much would you expect to pay for these STU-PENDOUS marvels of modern technology? Well - HAVE I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU!!

It is at this point, one of the SciForums moderators picks up the virtual equivalent to a high powered rifle, and begins methodically sliding bullets into the chamber.