Ass kicking
From Science Encyclopedia
An ass kicking (also known as ass whooping) is a type of overwhelming physical or ideological beating. Parties who've been subjected to an ass kicking by another party or parties are considered to have had their 'asses kicked.
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Types of ass kicking
The usual ass kicking appears within the context of conflict. One party fights or competes with another, and achieves a lopsided favorable victory.
- Fighting
Physical conflict (such as officially sanctioned or non-sanctioned brawling) can be called ass kicking if a party can not offer an effective offense or defense to their attacker. Scientists can gauge the level of ass kicking by observing their brutal pummeling, or study of their numerous injuries (most telling of which being a black eye) in comparison to the victor's lack of injury.
- War
During warfare, Battles where one side delivers disproportionate amounts of damage to the other are considered ass kickings. Opponents often achieve this kind of success by possessing superior weapons, greater numbers, or successful execution of a surprise attack. If the loser delivers significantly huge amounts of damage to the victor prior to their defeat, it is also considered an ass kicking.
- Sports and video games
Ass kicking in sports or video games occur whenever one opponent achieves the overwhelming score over the other during game play. If the beating is obvious during gameplay itself, the term used while gameplay is active is "getting their ass(es) kicked".
Ass kickings throughout history
Here is a list of historically noteworthy ass kickings
The Battle of Waterloo
Napoleon Bonaparte got his ass kicked by a coalition army near the town of Waterloo on June 18 1815.
Battle of the Little Bighorn
George Custer and his army got their asses kicked by Sitting Bull and the Cheyenne on June 26, 1876.
UFC Fight Night 14 - Silva vs Irvin
James Irvin was the recipient of a brief, but somewhat brutal ass kicking by Anderson Silva on July 19, 2008.
The Dream Team
Prior to the 1992 Olympics in Barcelona Spain, someone somewhere decided it would be a good idea to create a basketball team comprised of NBA demigods, and see what happens when they take on the rest of the world........you know......just for the hell of it. Needless to say, every country that volunteered to sacrifice themselves was subjected to the most all encompassing ass kicking in sports history.
