and the next day you cant remember where you put it? DOH!!! damn ive got to quit drinking.

Actually, I'm trying to remember the last time i posted while sober

sober? what is that?

--- A hangover is merely an illusion caused by lack of alcohol ---

Yep. I hate that! Then I have to do a search for all my last posts:D

yep, ive posted when drunk but i wouldnt recommend it to others. :o :D

I can't remember doing most of my posts. I read them still and go 'When the hell did I do that?' :confused:

seems i'm in the right place.:)

I do it all the time :D

No, that's not true: I always leave the browser window open so I
can see the mess I've caused in the morning or afternoon ;)

I hate you all!!!!!

I have my drinking style. I have no real "drunk". And believe me, I've well tested it. My levels are:

-Nothing (2-3 beers)
-A little happy (4-6 beers)
-Slightly unable to think straight (6-9 beers)
-About the same but a little less motor control (9-12 beers)
-Not able to follow complex logic and find some things funny that really aren't (12-14 beers)

From there until 16 beers (which is as far as I've gone with beer) I just find more things funny. And with harder alcohol I get the same bloody affect. About a month ago or so some buddies and I got together. The first guy and I had 5 beers - he was content. Then I went off with guy number two and we polished off a bottle of brandy - he was content. The final guy and I drank an entire bottle of whisky - he was, obviously, content. But me?? Noooooooooooooooooo. Bloody alcohol does nothin' for me.

You went off with 3 drunk guys and you weren't content?? :eek: You're in the wrong country man!!

Beers!? You're all amateur drinkers. I favor those burning rice wines, or the nice taste of vodka, or some rich wines. And I kill one or two shots and that's it for me. Which is the touch of the real man!! (maybe it's just me but the first glass is always the best for me. The more I drink the less I like the next ones.)

The more I drink the less I like the next ones.)

Thats odd, the drinks gets better and better for me:D

Whats the most shots of tequila anyone has drank? If I told ya'll you probably wouldnt believe me anyway so forget it.

Cheers!

no the first glass is bad, gets better though :)

Originally posted by *stRgrL*
Thats odd, the drinks gets better and better for me:D

Whats the most shots of tequila anyone has drank? If I told ya'll you probably wouldnt believe me anyway so forget it.

Cheers!

Don't drink tequila, some liqours seem to have an undesirable effect on me :(

Zero - agreed!!!! My friends all talk about drinnk like coke and rum and other such non-fully-alcoholic drinks. Damn pussies. Just take some alcohol, pour it in a glass if you really need to be fancy, and drink.

Tequila I can chug. The only thing I can't chug right off the bat is whiskey and vodka. As soon as I'm done my first glass (glass, not shot) of straight whiskey I can chug a glass in one gulp. Vodka's a little harder. That takes me a good 2-3 shots before I can start chugging from a bottle.

I really don't know what it is, it's rather disturbing though. My body seems to have some huge anti-druging set up. I can smoke an insane amount of pot and just keep smoking, I can do 3.5-4 grams of shrooms and still be capable of controlling myself. Actually, the only drug that seems to completely take control of me so far is hash. Hash I can act normal under but when I don't have to, it absolutely sends me on a ride. Of course, I need a good 2 bowls of hash to myself to get to this point.

Really makes drug's seem not worth the money to me at some points.

BBC - Canadians like beer and whiskey. Anything else we're not too great at producing. And by the time you're 16 if you can't do at least 12 beers on your own you just aren't a Canadian male. Most people's breaking points around me is somewhere between 10 and 12. And, of course, there's the friends who trip over their own feet after about 7. And one particular nemesis of mine who makes an ass of herself every saturday getting fucked off 2-3 beers. Pathetic!

And whiskey we all have in our house year-round. Honestly, I don't know what it is but every house I've been to in Canada has at least 2 bottles of whiskey in it.

Beer is sooo wimpy. Go for the hard stuff. It's satisfying. And never drink in excess, that's me. I'm the type who remembers all and acts normal when we're all drunk (inherited from Dad), and you have No idea how retarded you all are when you get drunk. And being drunk is a rather unpleasant feeling for me. So, like a real man, I don't drink in excess. But not the sissy I-only-want-one. At least two shots. And for heaven's sake don't down it so fast, savor the taste. Especially with rice wines, savor the fire down your gullet. It's such good stuff.

Ah well. All to their own drinking.

And why would you drink in excess with a girl around? The only reason I've seen so far, is to get her drunk annnnddd....(if you don't know how to fill the blank properly here you're pathetic so I won't bother)

Wellll...
I'm posting under heavy influence.

Tyler
If other drinks don't begin to have an effect, have you tried Gin and Tonic, Ice cold, mixed 50/50?

Can;t say I have. What's the proper way to do it? Shot, glass? And do you just put it in the freezer for a few mins?

Use Beefeater or Tanqueray Gin if you can't get Gordons.

Make sure you've got ice.

Put the Gin in the freezer and your tonic in the fridge and leave, preferably for 12 hours.

An hour before chill the glass. Whatever size you like, but for preference I use between 440ml and 500ml.

Take the glass.
For every inch of the glass in height, use at least one ice cube.

You can add a half slice of lemon if you like (try it).

Pour the Gin in up to half way.

Fill the rest with Tonic.

If one doesn't do it, try again.

esp I think you were there when I posted drunk.....or it was pollux. All I remember was I was all like "Im sooa drunka!K@" and the person who responded was like "DFNKSD SIMNE FOEN :confused: "

I think...:bugeye:

did you ever make a post when your drunk?


Do mean that there is another way to post?

Whats the most shots of tequila anyone has drank?
3/4 bottle of gold tequila especial, it was good.
its quite funny to see the elitism that is going on here, some people think they are superior because of their choice of drink. Drink whatever suits your taste, dont get forced into drinking anything you dont want to. I personally drink anything, from beer to spirits (vodka type drinks), depending on what i fancy.

sssjjjjmmmm gabba

EVERYONE i found the post where I was drunk, suprisingly there was a couple of them, but this was the funnier one.

Heres my drunk post:

Ecxcuse me whioei say this ive been drinkin again .:

Well what I want to do right now is make a shitload of money in this country

well if all you do is want to make money then get the f*clk out of my country. We codnont need people like you in this country anways always oso negative and crap. ome back netx time with a more positive adeditude an d makylbybe wel will vcondisder you for citizen ship!


Then GB-GIL Trans-global had this to say:


qwe xca mytell yuoiev vbneen fdrnikning agnian, msabn. XD


:cool:

I've decapitated several atheists in theological debate whilst drunk... :)

Why dont you like atheist? I mean im not one but why?:confused:

Vodka and peyote, once.

Why dont you like atheist? I mean im not one but why?

'Cuz he can't stand the fact that athiest men are cuter and smarter than he is.

'Cuz he can't stand the fact that athiest men are cuter and smarter than he is.

Damn im a agnostic, but on my way to being a athiest.:p

Agnosticism is sexy.

P.S: You can hope to see me posting drunk in a few hours, if I don't drag my sorry arse to bed first.

Well im not drunk yet either. Im sick so Im all hoped up on cold medicine. I think Im going to throw up.:(

Originally posted by Xev
'Cuz he can't stand the fact that athiest men are cuter and smarter than he is.

What do looks have to do with religion? :rolleyes:

PS: There is a problem. You dont know what I look like. Nice try though! :D

Originally posted by CounslerCoffee
Why dont you like atheist? I mean im not one but why?:confused:

I have no problem with atheists. Why would you insist such a thing without any proper knowledge of my perception on atheists? :confused:

Well Brian I suppose its because you said that you decapitated some atheist during a debate.

PS: There is a problem. You dont know what I look like. Nice try though!

Yeah, but, like, I feel like shit and I want to fight. Besides, as a rule, athiests have bigger [XEV!]

I have no problem with atheists. Why would you insist such a thing without any proper knowledge of my perception on atheists?

Yes you do. You hate our collective guts. You want to beat our collective arse like a red-headed stepchild. C'mon, do it, do it! Flame war! Flame war!

Hey Xev. Im all for a flame war, bitch!:p

You want a piece of me, whore?:p

Ooooh look, the i goes before the e, except when it is after c.,

Ooooh look, the i goes before the e, except when it is after c.,

Not if your in Kentucky. You know what you are? Your a self absorbed grammer nazi!

BRING IT!:p

Not if your (sic) in Kentucky. You know what you are? Your (sic) a self absorbed grammer nazi! (sic)

Go for it, bitch!

It is so obvious that your on the rag right now! Your probably one of those hippie girls that dont shave their arm pits.

P.S. Ive seen better looking hippos.

Oh yeah right. You probably haven't gotten laid since the late Devonian period.

Or maybe you have gotten laid, but probably by some obese five dollar crack whore.

Or maybe you have gotten laid, but probably by some obese five dollar crack whore.

Hey I want you to leave your mom out of this!

Speaking of getting laid it seems that you havent done that recently either. Your boyfriends dick probably dry rotted and fell off by now, by boybriend I mean banana, yes the fruit.

Hey, I didn't bring YOUR boyfriend into this. I mean, you don't have to describe his dick to me. I totally did not need to know about how poorly you suck it.

P.S: Obese crack whores wouldn't fuck you.

P.S: Obese crack whores wouldn't fuck you.

Well then I guess that were not having sex anytime soon.

Well then I guess that were not having sex anytime soon.

I'm not obese and I've never done crack. But you're right. I would never fuck you. If you were the last human male on the planet, I would kill you and let the human species die rather than fuck you.

You wouldnt have to kill me. I would hang myself before I had sex with you. Just the thought of procreating with you makes me cring.

Even while wearing a a steel condom I wouldnt stick it in. Why? Theirs battery acid and all sorts of nasty thnings up in you.

Just the thought of procreating with you makes me cring.

Don't even fucking fantasize about it, you disgusting excuse for a man.

You think that I was thinking of you!? Thats bullcrap. For one Im way to goodlooking for you. And second Im just way to good looking for you. Go get that Unibrow removed and maybe just maybe il let you creep into my thoughts by accident.

Also while your at it:
SHave your legs/arm pits/beard
Brush your very yellow teeth
Brush your hair (or at least whats left of it)
Get rid of your crabs that have infested your pubic hair so badly

P.S. it would help if you showered to

(extra ps that cold medicene is kicken in)

at least when I'm drunk I know what to blame everything on!

Folks, flame wars or not I think we could do with a little less in the colorful language area...

Were just playing around wet1. If anything really offends you then il go back and edit it out.

You think that I was thinking of you!? Thats bullcrap.

Oh good. I can put the restraining order that keeps all "pathetic, ugly losers with 5 teeth and fingers grown together" at a distance of five miles from me at all times back in my drawer.

For one Im way to goodlooking for you.

You may be too goodlooking for a syphilitic she-goat. But I'm a healthy human female. Thus, I am automatically out of your leauge.

P.S: I hope that was tame enough, One Who is Wet.

eh...what happened to this thread? lol

"Oh good. I can put the restraining order that keeps all "pathetic, ugly losers with 5 teeth and fingers grown together" at a distance of five miles from me at all times back in my drawer.

You may be too goodlooking for a syphilitic she-goat. But I'm a healthy human female. Thus, I am automatically out of your leauge.

P.S: I hope that was tame enough, One Who is Wet."


You call your current state of eating nothing but cheetos and drinking nothing but mountain dew code red, healthy?!

Why dont you make another speech you self important little woman. All you ever do is make speechs! Your just this weirdo on a posting board. Your flat butted sciforums posting skank!

You call your current state of eating nothing but cheetos and drinking nothing but mountain dew code red, healthy?!

Whoa....you mean living on fat and sugar, and counting on the occasional two mile run is not healthy?

Why dont you make another speech you self important little woman. All you ever do is make speechs! Your just this weirdo on a posting board. Your flat butted sciforums posting skank!

You're losing it. Your insults sound like something Martha Stewert would say if she was strung out on hash and you have the English skills of a retarded tree frog.

Whoa....you mean living on fat and sugar, and counting on the occasional two mile run is not healthy?

It stops being healthy when you weigh 400 pounds you hippo.

You're losing it. Your insults sound like something Martha Stewert would say if she was strung out on hash and you have the English skills of a retarded tree frog

I dont like martha stewart, proof of that is here on My website (http://www.geocities.com/deathtomartha). Why dont you read it, you might actually retain some kind of knowledge besides how many lard cookies you take in on a daily basis (which happens to be somewhere around 4,000)

P.S. I think that I saw your picture on http://www.FatChicksInPartyHats.com

I dont like martha stewart, proof of that is here on My website. Why dont you read it, you might actually retain some kind of knowledge besides how many lard cookies you take in on a daily basis (which happens to be somewhere around 4,000)

Being insulted by you is like being bitch slapped by a monarch butterfly.

Yeah well your insults stink as much as your breath does!

Your insults stink worse than your girlfriend's p***y does.

(Look how nice I am, Wet1?)

Maybe if you wouldnt of given your girlfriend VD then it wouldnt smell like that.

Vaginal itching got you two down?

Maybe if you wouldnt of given your girlfriend VD then it wouldnt smell like that.

I was referring to your girlfriend, Counseler.

Lack of reading comprehension got you down?

(no actually cold medicene got me down:( )

I can read, the question is can I give up? Your kinda kicking my ass here. I was sure if I wasnt on night time cold relief and crap that I would be more of a challenge for you. But right now, nope. Im loopy as hell.

Why dont you go on over to the "Is Jew a threat to america" and yell at prozak. All he seems interested in is a good fight.

Its been fun Xev. :p

Now I gotta go puck:eek:

Okay! Good fight, good night!

*Hugs CounslerCoffee*

Thank you Xev.

Ladies and Gentlemen. Boys And Girls! Your winner and still champion, Xev!!! :)

Nonesense! We had fun, we both won.

Alright I didnt get beat by a girl! But what a girl!:D

P.S. You can see how dashingly dorky I am in the picture thread.