spuriousmonkey
03-19-05, 06:09 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4361563.stm
japanese researcher invented a chewing gum that increases breast size.
We suspect it was a male researcher.
Who ever said science doesn't help society. First viagra and now this.
§outh§tar
03-19-05, 10:52 AM
Oh no! Not more incentive for sargentlard.. :(
apendrapew
03-20-05, 10:59 AM
This would be huge in America. You know how popular this product would be among teenaged girls here? 15 year old girls sitting in class, chewing and blowing bubbles with their special rose flavored gum.
A new product with its potential benefits always obscures any potential harms initially. Just wait, in like a year or so there will be an article which bastardizes the product.
Look at Elidel, the eczema treatment drug praised by doctors everywhere and the drug I used for two years, it has increased cancer causing effects.
And how about daily supplements of Vitamin E, once again initally praised only to result in ominious side effects.
Clockwood
03-20-05, 12:42 PM
Long distance flight increases the breast size of most birds. ;)
weed_eater_guy
03-24-05, 05:37 PM
so does a few pushups....
what if men started chewing this stuff? *shudders*
SkinWalker
03-25-05, 12:24 AM
Lemme guess: it "doubles your pleasure? (http://www.sciencedaily.com/encyclopedia/doublemint)"