this is the impossible dream

Dream on, and consider yourself "astralled."

Would you like to know where to send the money?

You misuse the term. One cannot 'astral' someone anymore than one can 'Africa' someone, or 'heaven' someone.
Don't worry, your $ is safe.

Ya know, it takes more than a powerful 'transmitterr' for you to be able to enjoy the music. The receiver must be likewise 'tuned'.

this is the impossible dream

What's your criteria for being 'Astraled' and how much money are you offering?

What the hell are you talking about?