best way to die

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by joemamaa, Jun 23, 2003.

  1. joemamaa Registered Senior Member

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    morphine induced sex orgy . LInes of coke BRANDY YOUNG BLACK GIRLS .. COUPLE OF PURTRICO NYMPHS COUPLE WHITE HOOKERS THATS NICE HOW BOUT IT GOD PLESESSSSSS.............

    WHILE THE STONES PLAY TUMBILG DICE ON MARSALL STAKES ON THE TEN THANK YOU MY SHROOM HIGIGH IS PEAKIN,,,
     
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  3. cthulhus slave evil servant Registered Senior Member

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    joe, im starting to dislike you. dont make me dislike you...

    how to die? by a horrible virus that will quickly spread to every other human on earth thus ending our pathetic existance.
     
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  5. SwedishFish Conspirator Registered Senior Member

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    drooooowning

    (i just got chills thinking about it)
     
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  7. cthulhus slave evil servant Registered Senior Member

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    im an aquaphob. drowing is my worst fear. i have nightmares about it.
    not in my mind the best way to go...
     
  8. PacingYourName Registered Senior Member

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    morphine is the best way. Fuck nymphos I hate them.. KILL THEM ALL!!!
     
  9. cthulhus slave evil servant Registered Senior Member

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    morphine makes u all calm and slowly killes u as your boddy works too slowly to keep u alive.

    ide rather go out on a caffien over dose. witha gun. and pumped fulla testosterone.
    ide be a killin machine....
     
  10. Nebula Occasionally Frequent Registered Senior Member

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    I want to die, at a ripe old age, in my lover's arms lying on a bed after both poisoning ourselves. I can't think of a better way to die than in the arms of the person you love so much.
     
  11. Blindman Valued Senior Member

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    Die after saving ten burning orphan babies from a burning orphanage.

    Die as a hero, make up for my cowardly life.

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  12. airavata portentous Registered Senior Member

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    Of overexertion at a Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin concert. Other than that, I would like to die of old age, in bed.
     
  13. FatalTalon Registered Senior Member

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    I'm not "go" with this whole dying thing. I plan to live forever. I might change my mind...... but I doubt it.


    ~Fatal
     
  14. elea Registered Member

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    Carbon monoxide poisoning.
     
  15. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    So many people want to die in a pleasurable/painless way.

    What is wrong with dying a horrificly painful torturous death?

    I mean, it is your last moments of life.
    The ultimate experience.

    Something you can only do once (as far as anyone knows for sure, anyway) why not experience something that you have never been able to experience before because you (obviously) wouldn't have lived through it.

    Hvae your skin peeled off slowly and bleed to death.
    Starve to death.
    Be very slowly crushed to death.

    Life is all about experiences, why not make you last experience something brand new?
    Something that has been impossible in your life.
    Hell, it's going to be over soon anyway, find out what it feels like.
     
  16. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I would like to die of old age...
     
  17. cthulhus slave evil servant Registered Senior Member

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    one raven i have actually thought of that before.
    its kinda like my desire to go out pumped up w/ steroids and 8 grams of caffien (for my boddy weght 10 grams would be lethal) witha gun in my hand and bombs in my jacket.
    if your gonna go on a massive killing soree some1 will shoot you. or youl get caught and killed the next week.
    an experiance you can only have once.
    the experiance to turn hundreds of peoples lives. and to end just as manny.

    u could experience great torture w/o dieing.

    also one of my friends recently cut herself to death. so lets just say your not the first to think of the consept.
    she tried to before actually. fourth scuicide attempt this year. but this time she did it.


    why must all my friends be sycotic fools who fall infront of cars or get stuck beneath a set of collapsing bleachers. or scuicidal maniacs out to end themselves?
    i need to find new friends...
     
  18. New Life Registered Senior Member

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    I want to die while saving a couple's baby from some sort of disaster (ie fire, earthquake, etc) and have everyone but me make it to safety! That would be the ultimate in good deeds and I'd die happy knowing that another being got to continue its life
     
  19. Flores Registered Senior Member

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    I don't want to die of really old age, because that's agony and I'll be expecting it daily, which is horrible. I want my death to be swift and unexpected. I want to die before my husband goes and after my parents and after my kids have matured and don't need me financially.
     
  20. Make a sizable hot-air balloon, and fill all its compartments with hydrogen bombs.
    Don't forget your very sharp pike. It's a necessity.

    Start your "one way trip around the world."

    Float around the world for a bit and then pick out the best place.

    Shout gibberish at the natives, be they whoever.

    Make silly demands of whatever authority figure tries to negotiate with you. Ask for 10,000,000 clams, banana peels, donut sprinkles, and glass elephants . . . and virgins.

    Remember to make all your demands in a sing-song way. Like this:

    Gimme my money in three-dollar bills
    That plus a dozen more tylenol pills

    If you don't do it I'll surely get mad
    The results of said rage would be rather bad

    Madly, indeed, This balloon I would prick
    If you couldn't get me brains on a stick

    Yadda yadda yadda

    Then claim that your "Holy Father," Lord Ridiculouso, is punishing the world for its countless sins, the first and foremost of which being that people just take life too seriously, and then pierce the crap out of your ballloon.
     
  21. Maia Crimson Spirit Registered Senior Member

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    How about snuffing it while on crack AND LSD? It doesn't sound so bad.

    What a morbid discussion :bugeye:
     
  22. river-wind Valued Senior Member

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    eh, I'm boring. I'd like to go to sleep one evening, and move from dreams to death peacefully. *shrug*
     
  23. Flores Registered Senior Member

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    What a coincidant riverwind, you must reflect. The Quran says that our souls are a loan that we give back during sleep and is returned to us when we wake up with interest which is aging. Death is simply a full repay of the loan.

    [39.42] Allah takes the souls at the time of their death, and those that die not during their sleep; then He withholds those on whom He has passed the decree of death and sends the others back till an appointed term; most surely there are signs in this for a people who reflect.
     

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