area 51

Discussion in 'Pseudoscience Archive' started by jcb15digger, Jul 22, 2001.

  1. jcb15digger Registered Member

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    god im so annoyied! why won't the American goverment tell us(the general public)whats in area 51 ,nervada. they think were gonna go skits if we find out there's aleins in there. or at least tell us if there not prepared to show us.
     
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  3. kmguru Staff Member

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    We do not have a place called nervada.
     
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  5. Chagur .Seeker. Registered Senior Member

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    Because ...

    There are secrets that have to be kept.

    At least they've learned their lessons from Area 51 in Nevada ... how may people have heard of Area 69 in ....

    I better not mention where ... NSA may be listening ...

    Oh my god! There's a knock at the do ... Aaagh!
     
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  7. kmguru Staff Member

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    Hey digger:

    The truth is there are no aliens in Area 51. They have been moved long time ago to a secret location west of Salt Lake (the Lake, not the City) in Utah. It is hidden close to an industrial plant so as not to cause any suspision. All the traffic that go in are civilian marked but with gated security. I met a doctor in Salt Lake City, who said, he has been there.

    He said, our government works with aliens to develop new technology such as high speed computers and weapons. The aliens think that the interstellar war may spill over to our neck of the woods. So we have to prepare for it. But it is too early to tell the public because a) the aliens are ugly looking to us, so the public may think they are devil's work, b) talk about interstellar war may panic the public and crash the stock market and put us in the dark ages.

    I do not know about (a) but I believe in (b), because we had a similar situation long time ago (not the aliens). If you loose faith in the banking system, and run out to get all your money, and everybody does that, the bank can not pay for it - because those monies are invested. So there will be panic on the street, riot and so on. If it starts in US, it will not be long before it catches up in your neck of the woods.

    So, you understand...
     
  8. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    LOL!

    Well, maybe those aliens who were in "nervada" had no intention at all to make deals with us? I have a hard time believeng that a spieces who can travel in space so easily would engage themselves in war activities at all? Why would they do that?

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  9. piffi Nixed Price Rack Registered Senior Member

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    maybe.......

    Maybe the government is not talking about Area 51 because it really ahs nothing to do with aliens but rather with top-secret military technology. Now, if information was divulged to the american public about the next generation of spyplanes or bombers, isn't there the chance that our 'enemies' like China or North Korea would also find out? We can't assume Area 51 is all alien and then want the alien information, when, in fact, there may be none. I know the cold war is over, but I suppose it takes awhile for the government to take care of declassifying things. So until the whole world is part of the US of A, we can't count on having things declassified based on public outcry alone. It might be better if the government could talk about the nature of classified documents, but they can't, since there's ALWAYS the chance any info might get into the wrong hands, costing American lives.
     
  10. piffi Nixed Price Rack Registered Senior Member

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    What if.....

    Yes, there always is the question 'what if.'

    What if Cinderella really built Area 51 and has countless rooms full of chocolate cookies and cake?

    What if Area 51 is Santa's summer home?

    What if Area 51 was initially a factory that carefully assembled the parts to Lego sets and then melted them in chemical waste vats, for the pleasure of seeing the lego people burn?

    What if Area 51 is the last human outpost on earth, and we have unknowingly invaded them wearing human disguises?

    What if Area 51 is made of Jello and wobbles when you touch it?

    What if Area 51 is an aquarium?













    Always be careful with your 'what ifs!'




    It's best to assume the logical in the face of inconclusive evidence; that way you have a better understanding of what it may really be.
     

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