Shooting up in the air is bad, mkay

Very silly. Everyone with real training knows you don't fire up in the air like that.

 

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I don't like loud noises so for my New Years Eve celebrations I usually just release a few arrows into the neighbourhood.

Oh. And release some dieldrin into the water supply.

 

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Arrows are fine. Stick with arrows.

 

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I use only....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKBh_SyCrzY

 

yeah, it'd likely make a much nicer display if the kid had an arrow sticking out of his head

 

Look Dad, King Harold!

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Before reading your post I thought you meant that injecting heroin while flying is bad.

 

Geez, I think NASA does that kind of thing quite regularly!

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PS - I wonder, however, what are the chances of a falling bullet hitting someone? I'll bet it's so freakin' rare that it ain't even listed on gambling charts!

 

Everyone knows you don't take a kid to church like that!

 

Yeah, did you notice that the little bastard was playin' a freakin' video game when it happened? Hell, it was probably one of those horrible, bloody, killing games of war or something. See? Ya' don't fuck with god in his own house!

Baron Max

 

obviously depends on where you're firing the gun, is it a city, suburban area or farmland. i think it happens more than you'd think, it isn't really considered that newsworthy anymore which is why you dont hear about it a lot.

 

OO, I didn't even think of that. This must have been God's punishment.

 

I am having a hard time believing that story...I mean the bullet was slowed down obviously to terminal velocity which is maximum speed it could have been traveling before it hit the roof and once it did hit the roof it would have slowed down totally...in addition to that this all happened in a church??? like seriously what a sinner child who did not pray but played a game of Satan got struck by the hand of heavens?

 

Well, look. Sometimes your societal group has just carried out a major blow to someone else's; sure, you might arrange a string of firecrackers or a sock hop, but don't think God's fooled by half-measures. He knows full well that approval is best indicated by a full magazine rattled off skyward.

 

Other stuff you shouldn't be doing in church: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-new...sy-sex-in-church/story-e6frfku0-1225816096753

 

Yeah, but maybe it was an artillery shell? They'd make it through the roof without too much trouble.

I don't know what the bullet was, but it must have been a big one, heavy, to have gone through the roofing, the plywood decking, then through the plaster ceiling, then through the bony skull of the little kid.

Yep, he was at fault for playing that nasty video game!

Baron Max

 

DAng! In a church??? There is no god...

 

yeah heh, just think about what those people must've thought.

maybe they just had a weak roof with rotten wood or something?

 

When it's time it's time.

 

I wonder if he died in the game too, at the same time, or if they kept on playing it, in his memory.