Post famous quotes from movies, politics, TV, or other famous people. And please put who said it. I'll start: You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun in your hand than just with a kind word-Al Capone.
"And if I can die having brought any light, having exposed any meaningful truth that will help destroy the racist cancer that is malignant in the body of America then, all of the credit is due to Allah. Only the mistakes have been mine." - Malcom X
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did. George Carlin
" He who wants to live, let him fight, and he who does not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle does not deserve to live" - Adolf Hitler.
"You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.” “Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!" "And if you were my wife; I would drink it!”
"Yesterday, December 7, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, The United States of America was suddenly and delibrately attacked by naval and air forces by The Empire of Japan."-Franklin Roosevelt.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. - Ghandi Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Didn't we have a thread like this one a few months ago? Anywho... "He who fails to dream is punished with reality." -Jim Shooter
"Time flys by like lighting, before you know it, it strikes you down." -Billie Joe Armstrong "Someone asked me 'whats punk?' So I kicked over a garbage can and said 'thats punk.' So he kicked the can and asked 'Thats punk?' I answerd 'No, thats trendy.'" -Punk Rock Legend
"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer." Henry Kissinger (1923 - ), New York Times, Oct. 28, 1973 "It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit." Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972) "The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments." Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900), The Gay Science, section 191 "Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted." Martin Luther King Jr. (1929 - 1968) "There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers." Richard Feynman (1918 - 1988) "Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250" Harper's Index, October 1989 "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963), "Proper Studies", 1927 "Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary." Robert Louis Stevenson (1850 - 1894) "Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view." Lillian Hellman (1905 - 1984) "Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead." Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790) "The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward." John Maynard Keynes (1883 - 1946) "When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right." Albert Guinon (1863 - 1923) and finally... "After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'" Ronnie Shakes
“When philosophic reason is clear and certain by intuition or necessary induction, no subsequent revelation supported by prophecies or miracles can supersede it.” - John Adams
"so long, and thanks for all the fish" honestly one of my favorites, and not because its funny, just because it makes me think.
"Several Minnesotans were sent to hell, they were very happy because it was the warmest they had been in 6 months. So Satan decided to turn off the fires, it got to be 20 degrees below zero and the Minnesotans were even happier because hell freezing over meant the Vikings won the superbowl" - Praire Home Companion.