What will be the first words utter by a woman on the surface of the moon?

What will be the first words uttered by a woman on the surface of the moon?

We already know what the first words man spoke on the surface of the moon, " one small step for man, one giant step for mankind". What will the women say?

 

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Look at the mess those men left us to clean up here!

 

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LOL, Did they put the toilet lid down?

 

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it'd be a phone conversation with their husband - "well i tried to reverse park the shuttle, and, well there was a lot of smoke and now its not starting. can you come pick me up?"

 

'ba deekeee deekeee, ba dee kee de kee.'

It depends on what planet they are form.

 

Bang bang bang mofo

 

"Screw you all."

 

Finally, a planet where there's no other bitches to deal with.

 

Fuck, I left my nice scrunchie on earth...

 

lol

And I mean that literally..

 

"Ok, so when do the shops open?"

 

Uh, you mean what literally??

Not even I'd manage to misinterpret 'Lol'.

 

Its about time

 

Neil Armstrong was a bitch. He would gossip in taped conversations while on the moon and drive Buzz nuts. You can actually listen to it.

 

who left all this meccanno lying around?

 

"It was those kinky rubber suits, Felicity.
I jus' knew I had to become an astronaut.
Y'know when you walk down that ladder they kinda rub you in a nice place!"

 

where's my hairspray?

 

[muttered under her breath]
I knew this was just hoopla about one of those expensive pointless boy projects.

 

i was going to say:

'this red dust gets everywhere'

but then realized that would be MaRS.

how about:

'my breasts are so much lighter up here'

 

She would probably say something profound, heroic, and probably ok'ed by mission control (or discussed beforehand with the rest of the crew) to mark the occasion.