Came across the top 58 signs that YOU might have been abducted and...after clever inspection of said signs I have come to the dire conclusion that, unfortunately, we have ALL been abducted!!! *Gasp* Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Just thought I should warn you people. Please refer to the list (found here: http://www.abduct-anon.com/58_possible_signs_of_alien_abduc.htm) if you are confused.
But of course... How else would we have gotten to the Island of Misfit Toys ? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
17 + 4 additionals. Damn you may have just solved my issues. Happens every new years eve, right after 4 tequilas, 12 beers, 3 vodkas..... and I NEVER remember where that sheep came from..... Define "extracted"? Goodness gracious great.... nevermind.... "Special"? I believe it's pronounced "handicapped" these days. I dropped a vase, and I just KNEW it would smash, and ya know what? It did: 7 years later when the dog knocked it over. Pot'll do that to you. Just don't touch the giant spiders. I have never experienced this, and do not have a compulsion to make smart ass comments. Ever. Well, I've never had a desire to get married, I always feared it might interfere with my sex life. Or 8:88. Believe me THAT one freaked me out. All this time I thought they were chavs and goths. That disguise is fucking genius. Credit to the Reticulan that came up with that one.
For some strange reason, I doubt that I've been abducted by aliens. I can't quite put my finger on it -- I mean, there's this chart and everything that factually proves without a doubt that I've been abducted, but I'm still somewhat skeptical. I guess I'll take their word for it.
LOL, well if they abduct you, you better hope they give you back. I don't think anyone will pay the ransom. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
UNEXPLAINED MEDICAL PROBLEMS: Sudden illness, sinus problems, fatigue, migraines or rashes. I thought this one was funny.
RUN! HIDE! Or dance naked in the moonlight on the 13th of every month, depending on your particular predilection... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I particularly liked this one: So that means that if my children or parents talk about such things it means I have been abducted? I get a vague suspicion the author of this list isn't exactly playing with a full deck. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
He had a full deck, but it got shuffled when he was abducted. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! How many times does a person get abducted anyways? I wonder if people who raise cattle get abducted more often.
I like this one: 26. FEARS OR PHOBIAS: You have inexplicable feelings of aversion to heights, snakes, spiders, large insects, certain sounds, bright lights, personal safety and/or a fear of being alone. Doesn't that cover about half the population? lol.
I'm not sure, but maybe you could sue the aliens for kidnapping and medical malpractice Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
