Online Sobriety Test

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  1. jmpet Valued Senior Member

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  3. joepistole Deacon Blues Valued Senior Member

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    Interesting sobriety test. I scored a 1.52 which is toxic and it told me to drink some water and sleep it off. Of course I lied to it. I have not had anything to drink. So I am completely sober. It should have told me to call someone for medical help.

    A score of .4 or greater is in the toxic/lethal range. People need to know that drinking can literally kill via an overdose just like any other drug including asprin.
     
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  5. jmpet Valued Senior Member

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    So you lied to it to falsify the results. just to point out to us that you falsified the results.

    Oh yeah- according to another online test I have a 16" weiner and I am Superman- just wanted to publically post that.

    Dick.
     
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  7. joepistole Deacon Blues Valued Senior Member

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    LOL, some of us don't have to lie about our weiner.

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    Don't you ever do things just to see what happens?
     
  8. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    "There is a negligible amount of alcohol in your system. You are not legally intoxicated"

    I knew that, closest thing to an intoxicant I ever have is refined sugar or caffeine.

    I'ma retake it and lie just for fun, see how drunk I can register

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  9. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    "Your blood alcohol level is around 0.55. You're wasted. Go down a few glasses of water and pass out"
     
  10. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    The test itself is faulty.
    I ticked the box for "seeing only one hand" and got the reply
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    And I took a wild guess on one question, to which it replied:
    So what if I don't know (or care) who the first US president was?
    Does that make me drunk?

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  11. John99 Banned Banned

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    you dont know who the first president was?
     
  12. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    I could take another guess if you like.
    Why should I know who the first president was?
    (To be honest I knew it wasn't Ronald McDonald, but it was a toss-up between two of the others, so I went for the silly option, just to point out the blatant stupidity of the test [or at least the local bias]).
    It doesn't matter at all.
    Whoever he was is very probably dead now anyway, so he's gonna have little impact on my life.
     

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