I know it's a bit risqué, but has anybody ran across this insanely odd website called LOL Porn. I would never advocate going to such a place, but my boyfriend happened to show me a video showing--yeah, I'm not kidding--people dressed like pterodactyls having sex. Real sex, not simulated or animated sex. Like, professional [if that term can be used] porn actors, in makeup, in suites, engaging in intercourse. It's not like porn stars really have much room to complain about the working conditions, but I wonder if they ever just get to the set and wonder what the hell they signed-up for? ~String
LOL. When I was 15 and worked at Jiffy Lube, one of the guys brought porn to work and snuck it into the Lobby TV, for at least ten minutes a porno called Clown-fuckers (ppl dressed like Ronald McDonalds having sex) was playing in the lobby until a customer noticed and freaked out. It was hilarious. Clown-fuckers, lol.
String, Your link didn't stand the test of time. It didn't load for me. no great loss, I can take or leave pterodactylar sex, it usually leaves me cold (blooded). Dinosaur sex is hit or miss in my experience( noting, cryptically and sarcastically that one's own amorous conquests of recent years usually include a reptile of dubious heritage[possibly cretaceous, possibly cretinous, possibly me, possibly my scaly friend] depending on the period or my demential differential at said time). My interest is determined by whether the pterodactyl in question is terribly tactile or whether the porn star in question is protractedly distracted. Shed some light for me. BTW, one of my primary pornographic favourites is Tyrannysaurus sex. I'll send you the links by PM.(this afternoon)
I was bored at an allnighter lab thingy once and did a random survey of porn possibilities. Either my imagination is severely limited or there is nothing that was too far out for people to get turned on by. I'll admit, I didn't think of pterodactyls, I was going for outrageously risque without physically impossible [no elephant sex] so thanks for clearing that one up.
Well, on some level, we had to see this coming (pun intended); German scat porn, Philippino snuff porn and Japanese hentai being the precursors. It was only a matter of time before Americans began making Jurassic porn! ~String
Eeeew. Ron Jeremy was featured in one of those hits. He really fits the bill when discussing "Jurassic" porn. ~String
