WTHell!!!??? Ok, anyone here read Spanish? What is this stuff? Blood stain remover? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
It's like Axe for bible-thumpers! Spray-On Jesus "Here's what we know: -Jesus is in a can -Jesus is bleeding -There's now 20% more Jesus. Here's what we don't know: -How Jesus got in the can. -Whether or not Jesus appears when you spray this. -Who handles Jesus's PR. This seems like a horrible misstep in what seemed to be an otherwise promising career." LMAO. It's usually used for attracting good fortune or money. It's superstitious stuff.
I used an online translator: Contiene Aceite Legitimo > Contains Legitimate Oil Incienso y Mirra tres reyes > Three kings and Myrrh Incense Aerosol de Poder Atraccion > Power Attraction Spray So, what I make of it is: It contains real oil. It's a "Three Kings and Mirrh" odor. And it has a very pleasant smell. Seems to be some sort of Christmas scent to spray your home with?
Maybe you spray it in an area that is about to host the coming of a supreme deity, either by birth, foot, camel, ass or spacecraft?
(in Spanish) Jose's Friend: Jose! You are so lucky with the women! How do you do it? Jose: It is simple, my friend...I smell like Jesus. Chicks really dig the smell of our Lord. Jose: (turns to face the camera) and now..you can smell like Jesus too!...order now and recieve 20% more, absolutely free.
Warning:may cause sudden drop to knees,may cause blindness if atheist,may cause sudden urge to break out in song to worship our lord and saviour,not proven to affect male stamina or return member from the dead. use at own risk as application of product may bring persecution.use of this product does not guarantee salvation,the only thing this product guarantee's is that you will smell like a two thousand year old male after he has been smoking controled substances,any resemblance to any person alive, dead or alive again is purely coincidental and by no means is an endorsement of said person.any complaints/concerns can be sent to the corporate office c/o A,Christ P.O.Box 666,Purgatory,Co 66666