Spray-On Jesus

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Orleander, Nov 27, 2009.

  1. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    WTHell!!!??? Ok, anyone here read Spanish? What is this stuff?
    Blood stain remover?

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  3. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    It's like Axe for bible-thumpers!

    Spray-On Jesus

    "Here's what we know:
    -Jesus is in a can
    -Jesus is bleeding
    -There's now 20% more Jesus.

    Here's what we don't know:
    -How Jesus got in the can.
    -Whether or not Jesus appears when you spray this.
    -Who handles Jesus's PR. This seems like a horrible misstep in what seemed to be an otherwise promising career."

    LMAO. It's usually used for attracting good fortune or money. It's superstitious stuff.
     
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  5. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    seems like they would use a happier picture of Jesus, not the one of him dying for the love of god.
     
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  7. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    *sprays the lord*

    lol
     
  8. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    lol :bravo:
     
  9. flameofanor5 Not a cosmic killjoy Registered Senior Member

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    This is embarrassing.
     
  10. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I used an online translator:
    Contiene Aceite Legitimo > Contains Legitimate Oil
    Incienso y Mirra tres reyes > Three kings and Myrrh Incense
    Aerosol de Poder Atraccion > Power Attraction Spray

    So, what I make of it is:
    It contains real oil.
    It's a "Three Kings and Mirrh" odor.
    And it has a very pleasant smell.


    Seems to be some sort of Christmas scent to spray your home with?
     
  11. The Esotericist Getting the message to Garcia Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe you spray it in an area that is about to host the coming of a supreme deity, either by birth, foot, camel, ass or spacecraft?
     
  12. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    (in Spanish)

    Jose's Friend: Jose! You are so lucky with the women! How do you do it?

    Jose: It is simple, my friend...I smell like Jesus. Chicks really dig the smell of our Lord.

    Jose: (turns to face the camera) and now..you can smell like Jesus too!...order now and recieve 20% more, absolutely free.
     
  13. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    Warning:may cause sudden drop to knees,may cause blindness if atheist,may cause sudden urge to break out in song to worship our lord and saviour,not proven to affect male stamina or return member from the dead.
    use at own risk as application of product may bring persecution.use of this product does not guarantee salvation,the only thing this product guarantee's is that you will smell like a two thousand year old male after he has been smoking controled substances,any resemblance to any person alive, dead or alive again is purely coincidental and by no means is an endorsement of said person.any complaints/concerns can be sent to the corporate office c/o A,Christ P.O.Box 666,Purgatory,Co 66666
     
  14. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I wonder if Depeche Mode sings Personal Jesus in their commercials.
     

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