Physical Features Needed

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Orleander, Nov 26, 2009.

  1. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    What physical feature does a person have to have in order for you to date them? And don't be stupid and say "well, they have to have a head"

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    For me, its teeth. You don't have to have perfect teeth, but you at least have to have the majority of them. And they better be clean.
     
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  3. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Cold marble skin. Yummy. And that certain rigor mortis...

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    Ok, I'll be serious. A guy has to have at least an athletic build, and preferably be a bit on the heavy side. Men are supposed to feel solid when you hug them.

    Must have good facial features, and at least a little facial hair.
     
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  5. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    agreed. I like my men big... in all ways

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  7. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    none really, but i do prefer girls with redhair, pale skin and freckles

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    and green eyes are cute

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    i like irish girls, sue me

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  8. draqon Banned Banned

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    she had to look and feel healthy. Like I want to see that she has no makeup on because she has nothing to hide, but healthy breathing skin.
     
  9. draqon Banned Banned

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    thats racist

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  10. deicider got omnicidead Registered Senior Member

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    The thing with this thread is that u are supposed to post things that are Necessary in order to date...not just what you generaly like...cause there would be no point and all guys would go..."oh ye,me too,i like big breasts,hot ass ,hot legs hot hot hot ,beautiful etc etc"
    And all girlies would go(they already did) "big,built,tough,etc etc".
    Try to narrow it down to few critical requirements that if they weren't met then there would be no dating at all.
    Ofc as OP said,not the obvious ones,if so then that Would be interesting.
     
  11. draqon Banned Banned

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    ok let me narrow it down: At a coordinate X=-34, Y=-456 and Z=78 point of my perfect woman's body, I want to see a small pink pimple shaped in a heart. If its not there, than no GO!
     
  12. deicider got omnicidead Registered Senior Member

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    there you go.

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  13. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Thank You!!!
     
  14. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    fine, you want essentals only, a heart beat
     
  15. deicider got omnicidead Registered Senior Member

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    That means you would date even my dog.
    Gragz
     
  16. kurros Registered Senior Member

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    Well the OP could apply to dogs too

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    so longer as their owner took care of their teeth.
     
  17. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    I like women around my height. I have dated small girls, but prefer partners to be of a similar size.

    Average build, tending towards voluptuous, defo no size zero/skinny whelps or fatties.

    A face that doesn't need makeup. Or at least, someone who is confident enough not to wear it much/often. I don't like makeup, women look odd to me unless it's done with real subtlety.
     
  18. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    My list is a mile long and includes things like nice skin, smile, hair, eyes, slender ankles, feminine hands, good posture, pleasant aroma, sense of humour ( I know it's not a physical attribute but essential none the less), high intelligence, graceful movements etc., etc.

    It narrows the field down quite a bit but I have always managed to find paramours who have fit the bill.
     
  19. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    wow, she could be in a coma and you would be happy. LOL
     
  20. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    draqon said the same thing.
     
  21. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    If I wanted to know that I'd read his posts.
     
  22. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    you're welcome

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  23. Idle Mind What the hell, man? Valued Senior Member

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    I need undeniable evidence that she is human: a DNA test (I have a kit!) and confirmation from both a physician and a veterinarian. Once she is confirmed human (within the reasonable probability of a positive identification from said tests), and she is alive, she will be acceptable for dating.

    Also, she should weigh less than I do by at least 50 lbs (which shouldn't be difficult by any stretch).
     

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