Worst. Sunburn. Ever.

[takandjive]

In advance: Shut up, and I hate you for whatever joke you're going to make. ;)

Everything is so sunburned, it's blistered. EVERYTHING. I wore sunscreen. I'm not that pale.

I'm red all over except in my hairline because it's so thick. My upper back, butt, stomach, shoulders, chest, and nose have blisters. Now, in his infinite wisdom, my dad suggested vinegar. That was terrible. I've been using aloe, some kind of sunburn gel, Benedryl, and prescription pain medication. So right now my plan is to go to my doctor tomorrow and sit around without clothes on seeing no one today.

I also realize this is a little funny, or a lot funny if you're not the one sticking to your chair. Any suggestions are welcome about certain things, like what I've dubbed "sun herpes." I don't think my explanations are needed. Thanks.

[chris4355]

In advance: Shut up, and I hate you for whatever joke you're going to make. ;)

haha, umm no... how did it happen?


Everything is so sunburned, it's blistered. EVERYTHING. I wore sunscreen. I'm not that pale.
Pale?
I always thought you were black for some reason...


I'm red all over except in my hairline because it's so thick. My upper back, butt, stomach, shoulders, chest, and nose have blisters. Now, in his infinite wisdom, my dad suggested vinegar. That was terrible. I've been using aloe, some kind of sunburn gel, Benedryl, and prescription pain medication. So right now my plan is to go to my doctor tomorrow and sit around without clothes on seeing no one today.

I also realize this is a little funny, or a lot funny if you're not the one sticking to your chair. Any suggestions are welcome about certain things, like what I've dubbed "sun herpes." I don't think my explanations are needed. Thanks.

Do you really need to go to the doctor? I thought sunburns are just one of those things that take time to heal. Then again I never had one with blisters... ouch.

Just go read a bunch of books you have been planning on reading but put a side, you have the perfect excuse.

Oh and cold showers are nice.

[PieAreSquared]

aloe...quickly too...never mind I see you're using aloe

[justwonderingjoe]

I once had a sunburn that caused all these little clear blisters that were filled with water. They popped,popped,and popped until they were all popped. They didn't leave any scars. :)

[takandjive]

haha, umm no... how did it happen?


Pale?
I always thought you were black for some reason...



Do you really need to go to the doctor? I thought sunburns are just one of those things that take time to heal. Then again I never had one with blisters... ouch.

Just go read a bunch of books you have been planning on reading but put a side, you have the perfect excuse.

Oh and cold showers are nice.

My dad is partially black/Hispanic with some white on his mom's side, as I understand it. My mom's white. One brother looks black as coal. Other one looks almost white and has straight hair and tan skin. I have pretty light skin and eyes and dark wavy hair. Ain't genetics grand?

Some of the places these are kind of warrant needing doctor's attention, up to and including my nipples. It's WAY funnier than it sounds.

I was outside a lot in my bikini top/in the nude this weekend. My friend is a redhead and made out worse. :(

aloe...quickly too...never mind I see you're using aloe

Thank you. I've been using it like mad!!!

I once had a sunburn that caused all these little clear blisters that were filled with water. They popped,popped,and popped until they were all popped. They didn't leave any scars. :)

That's what I have! They're wall hitters, too! I was a bit concerned about dehydration, but it seems okay.

Anyone know about shaving with a sunburn?

[PieAreSquared]

walmart has this aloe juice type stuff... i think it has glycine to suspend the aloe..

but it's not that $$ and your skin sucks it up fast... good stuff

[takandjive]

With lidocaine in it? YES! I bought that. Called Solarcaine. It feels good. I was wondering if lidocaine's okay to put all over?

[chris4355]

My dad is partially black/Hispanic with some white on his mom's side, as I understand it. My mom's white. One brother looks black as coal. Other one looks almost white and has straight hair and tan skin. I have pretty light skin and eyes and dark wavy hair. Ain't genetics grand?

lol, looks like an odd mix =)


Some of the places these are kind of warrant needing doctor's attention, up to and including my nipples. It's WAY funnier than it sounds.

Thats not funny... that seems painful as hell.


I was outside a lot in my bikini top/in the nude this weekend. My friend is a redhead and made out worse. :(


lol smart :rolleyes:

my worst sunburn was last year, on a boat at a crystal blue beach in mexico... with stingrays and fish swimming under me... i fell asleep for 3 hours and woke as red as a stop sign.

it was funny because i left my hand on my chest while sleeping, and had a permanent hand mark all summer...

[takandjive]

lol, looks like an odd mix =)

In more ways than physical! ;)


Thats not funny... that seems painful as hell.


It doesn't hurt so bad as much as it's gross.

lol smart :rolleyes:


Yeah. Poor Freckles. :(

my worst sunburn was last year, on a boat at a crystal blue beach in mexico... with stingrays and fish swimming under me... i fell asleep for 3 hours and woke as red as a stop sign.

it was funny because i left my hand on my chest while sleeping, and had a permanent hand mark all summer...

Oh God. Chris, that makes me feel terrible for you.

[PieAreSquared]

With lidocaine in it? YES! I bought that. Called Solarcaine. It feels good. I was wondering if lidocaine's okay to put all over?

I don't see why not.. it's just a local anesthetic

I didn't think the walmart stuff had it in it .. solarcaine is something different pretty sure... the walmart stuff comes in about a clear 20oz bottle maybe bigger.. green or blue

[takandjive]

I will look for this.

[PieAreSquared]

actually kind of sounds like you might have gotten it already..

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/00/07/74/00/0000077400172_215X215.jpg

[takandjive]

Well, it's a good day to sit indoors naked and smeared with gel. Thanks, Pie.

[Plazma Inferno!]

Yogurt is good for sunburn. It stinks, but it helps a lot.

[PieAreSquared]

Well, it's a good day to sit indoors naked and smeared with gel. Thanks, Pie.


ohhh ...baby ... thanks for the imagery :p

[takandjive]

Yogurt is good for sunburn. It stinks, but it helps a lot.

I've got a pot of unflavored stuff. How lucky. I know this is good for yeast infections and it doesn't cause irritation there.

[Anti-Flag]

Some of the places these are kind of warrant needing doctor's attention, up to and including my nipples. It's WAY funnier than it sounds.

I was outside a lot in my bikini top/in the nude this weekend. My friend is a redhead and made out worse. :(


You deserve everything you get you harlot. :p

Anyone know about shaving with a sunburn?

You have blistering sunburn and you're thinking about shaving? Forget personal appearance for about 4 days. In fact you'd probably find looking like chewbacca helps cover up the unsightly sores. :p

[takandjive]

OMG, you're soooo fucking mean! MODS! MOODDDDDSSS! :p

I hope you get sunburned on your balls, you creep. :p

[Anti-Flag]

OMG, you're soooo fucking mean! MODS! MOODDDDDSSS! :p

I hope you get sunburned on your balls, you creep. :p

I wouldn't be stupid enough to have them out in the sun. :p Besides they rarely get out of my pants as it is.

[takandjive]

GOOD! :p

I hope your pants don't have UV protection. ;)

Just kidding. I wouldn't even wish this on you. Well, look at it this way, if your next babe gets this after sex, she won't be cheating on you!

[chris4355]

In more ways than physical! ;)

so, do guys consider you a white girl or a black girl?

I've noticed that every half black person I have met has retained more from the black side. Just a thought.



Oh God. Chris, that makes me feel terrible for you.

lol. Well, I'm glad you can now understand what I went through. I think sunburns are one of the few things we can relate about...:D

[takandjive]

White. I have a very white nose and blue eyes. I've been mistaken for Hispanic.

[Idle Mind]

This thread is useless without pics.

[takandjive]

This thread is useless without pics.

Because the mods are going to be real cheery about my ruby red vulva with all the studded blisters as I go, "NO, they're on my shoulders, too!"

[takandjive]

Point being: If nudism wasn't morally wrong, the good Lord wouldn't have invented UV rays.

[Idle Mind]

Point being: If nudism wasn't morally wrong, the good Lord wouldn't have invented UV rays.
Haha, that's one way to look at it.

So, it isn't all the painful, eh? I find that somewhat surprising. I've never been burned that badly, but the sunburns I've had have always been uncomfortable due to soreness. But, I'm really cautious with the sun because of the moles I have.

I still think we can spin the pictures into a "scientific research" angle.

;)

[visceral_instinct]

I have an X burned into my back because of sunburn. I was wearing a top that's X shaped at the back, and I was too lazy to wear suncream.

It didn't hurt though. I was more just annoyed at being burned, I like being pale.

[takandjive]

Haha, that's one way to look at it.

So, it isn't all the painful, eh? I find that somewhat surprising. I've never been burned that badly, but the sunburns I've had have always been uncomfortable due to soreness. But, I'm really cautious with the sun because of the moles I have.

I still think we can spin the pictures into a "scientific research" angle.

;)

I have a large beauty mark on my left thigh I keep my eye on, and I'm normally more mindful of exposing the tattoo on the other one that much. It's pretty sore, honestly, but not nearly so bad as it could have been.

I have an X burned into my back because of sunburn. I was wearing a top that's X shaped at the back, and I was too lazy to wear suncream.

It didn't hurt though. I was more just annoyed at being burned, I like being pale.

OUCH! Is it like a scar? How long ago?

[Tiassa]

I also realize this is a little funny, or a lot funny if you're not the one sticking to your chair.

If it makes you feel any better, I once managed to give myself a depilatory chemical burn ... on ... um ... sensitive flesh. Taught my vanity a lesson, tellyawhat.

I hope laughing at that doesn't cause you excess pain.

[Orleander]

For sunburns that bad, I just suggest nighttime acetaminophen and cool showers

are you going to be able to go to work?

[Randwolf]

If it makes you feel any better, I once managed to give myself a depilatory chemical burn ... on ... um ... sensitive flesh.

I had the misfortune to come up with the same brilliant idea myself, with the same results. Damn, that hurt...

__________________________________________________ ___

OP - careful not to dismiss sunburn as trivial or laughable - a condition called "sun poisoning" can be very very dangerous, even potentially fatal. A friend of mine nearly died many years ago by dismissing a bad sunburn, ended up in the hospital for over a week...

Aloe, as has been mentioned, is a very good substance to apply, and can't really be over done. I did notice one of the suggested remedies that you might want to be careful with though. I thought I had heard this before, so I Googled the subject and found:

DO NOT apply petroleum jelly, benzocaine, lidocaine, or butter to the sunburn. They make the symptoms worse and can prevent healing

Check out:
Medical Encyclopedia (http://www.nlm.nih.gov/MEDLINEPLUS/ency/article/000062.htm)


Hope you feel better, but I have to agree with some of the other posters, the visual of you sitting around all gelled up in the nude for a day is kind of titillating... :p

[takandjive]

If it makes you feel any better, I once managed to give myself a depilatory chemical burn ... on ... um ... sensitive flesh. Taught my vanity a lesson, tellyawhat.

I hope laughing at that doesn't cause you excess pain.

Oh my lord. You're my west coast half-Asian brother from another mother, Tiassa. :D I got a full Brazilian once and I'm still mentally scarred. She actually slapped my sore mound like you'd slap someone's shoulder after you made a doozy of a joke. I'm not an uptight person, but I screamed, stood up, tipped her, and left.

For sunburns that bad, I just suggest nighttime acetaminophen and cool showers

are you going to be able to go to work?

Should be able to. Will pop the Tylenol this evening.

I had the misfortune to come up with the same brilliant idea myself, with the same results. Damn, that hurt...

__________________________________________________ ___

OP - careful not to dismiss sunburn as trivial or laughable - a condition called "sun poisoning" can be very very dangerous, even potentially fatal. A friend of mine nearly died many years ago by dismissing a bad sunburn, ended up in the hospital for over a week...

Aloe, as has been mentioned, is a very good substance to apply, and can't really be over done. I did notice one of the suggested remedies that you might want to be careful with though. I thought I had heard this before, so I Googled the subject and found:



Check out:
Medical Encyclopedia (http://www.nlm.nih.gov/MEDLINEPLUS/ency/article/000062.htm)


Hope you feel better, but I have to agree with some of the other posters, the visual of you sitting around all gelled up in the nude for a day is kind of titillating... :p

Thanks, Randy. I'll cease on the lidocaine.

[skaught]

Fill the bath tub with lukewarm water, or cool if you can handle it. Dissolve a box of baking soda in the water, and about 1/4th bottle of baby oil. Soak for 15 mins or so. rinse off with a shower. Get out, and apply pure baby oil to the whole body, dab your body dry with a towel. I guarantee this will work better that anything you could ever imagine!

[takandjive]

My current pad has a standing shower only. (Ain't being impoverished by school just grand?)

[skaught]

My current pad has a standing shower only. (Ain't being impoverished by school just grand?)

Bummer, still, baby oil is the best, without question. I burn very easily, baby oil is really one of the few things that deeply moisturizes. Give it a try, its pretty cheap stuff.

[Orleander]

wouldn't baby oil be equivalent to vaseline or butter?

[takandjive]

I'm also wondering if my skin would get irritated from perfumes from baby oil...

[Orleander]

I was always told baby oil would just trap the heat inside.

[takandjive]

Makes sense... It could impede necessary skin sluffing.

[James R]

Oh for a good sunburn!

Where I am, we're just starting winter. It is 10 degrees C outside!

[takandjive]

Thanks for the sympathy, James. :p You're a prince among men. NOW PUNISH ANTI-FLAG! Can't you make snakes shoot out of the monitor at his face?

[Anti-Flag]

GOOD! :p

I hope your pants don't have UV protection. ;)

Just kidding. I wouldn't even wish this on you. Well, look at it this way, if your next babe gets this after sex, she won't be cheating on you!

So you're saying I should always be prepared incase I meet a cheating slut, by buying a strong UV lamp, just in case? I like this idea.

Thanks for the sympathy, James. You're a prince among men. NOW PUNISH ANTI-FLAG! Can't you make snakes shoot out of the monitor at his face?

Pfft, 24 hours without playing with yourself and you're already grouchy, you've got a few more days yet sinner! :p

[takandjive]

So you're saying I should always be prepared incase I meet a cheating slut, by buying a strong UV lamp, just in case? I like this idea.

Remember to wax up Mr. Winky against it, though! :p



Pfft, 24 hours without playing with yourself and you're already grouchy, you've got a few more days yet sinner! :p

James, remember when I said to ban Anti-Flag on the basis that he'd say something bad eventually?

I will humbly accept your apology now. :p

And if you think I'm bitchy NOW, you just wait until Tuesday! I'll be yelling at people for being mean to draqon.

[Anti-Flag]

Remember to wax up Mr. Winky against it, though!
He won't be out long enough, like usual, he's so uncooperative. :rolleyes:


James, remember when I said to ban Anti-Flag on the basis that he'd say something bad eventually?
What do you mean eventually? Talk about shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted! :p

And if you think I'm bitchy NOW, you just wait until Tuesday! I'll be yelling at people for being mean to draqon.

I'll bet in person you'll be as calm as anything, otherwise pissed off people might poke you. Oh for a video camera.:p

[takandjive]

Ha. Oh, uncooperative penises are a bummer. Hey, a minute in heaven is better than no minutes in heaven.

Yeah, tomorrow will be "Calm before the Storm." :p I'll probably stab someone for inviting me to a baby shower.

[Anti-Flag]

Ha. Oh, uncooperative penises are a bummer. Hey, a minute in heaven is better than no minutes in heaven.
A minute???? You're right, I should aim high.

Yeah, tomorrow will be "Calm before the Storm." :p I'll probably stab someone for inviting me to a baby shower.

I've only had blistered sunburn once, and it wasn't painful unless I touched it so I have no idea how you feel. I actually didn't notice it for a while.
But do be careful walking past seafood restaurants, we wouldn't want them to think you're an escaped lobster.

[madanthonywayne]

No real advise, just a somewhat funny story to, perhaps, make you feel better and express my sympathy. Back in highschool I was in perfect shape (ran cross country, lifted weights, etc) and on a trip to Florida, decided to try out some Speedos someone had given me. Now normally, like most men, I wear the boxer type swimsuit. So the speedo's exposed more of my buttcheeks than had ever before been exposed. The combination of that virgin skin and the stronger sun in Florida resulted in my worst sunburn ever; especially on my ass cheeks! I didn't blister like you, but I remember it itched like hell. I tryed putting various creams on it with no relief. The only thing that seemed to help was going running really hard which released some natural endorphins and made me feel better. Hmm. You might try that, so I guess I do have some advise!:)

That was the last time I wore speedos.

[Captain Kremmen]

I have an X burned into my back because of sunburn. I was wearing a top that's X shaped at the back, and I was too lazy to wear suncream.

It didn't hurt though. I was more just annoyed at being burned, I like being pale.


Is it a permanent x?
Doesn't it make you feel a bit paranoid being marked with an x?
Stay away from balconies with flower pots perched on them.

I used to get very bad sunburn as a child.
My mother seemed to think that olive oil prevented sunburn.
Every year, without fail, out would come the olive oil.
The blisters of the previous year were forgotten.

If I get one of those deadly skin cancers, I am going to have a warning about the dangers of olive oil written on my gravestone.

[Challenger78]

Ah sunburn. I live in Australia, and I've never been burnt. That said, I am brown.
How's it feel ?

[lucifers angel]

In advance: Shut up, and I hate you for whatever joke you're going to make. ;)

Everything is so sunburned, it's blistered. EVERYTHING. I wore sunscreen. I'm not that pale.

I'm red all over except in my hairline because it's so thick. My upper back, butt, stomach, shoulders, chest, and nose have blisters. Now, in his infinite wisdom, my dad suggested vinegar. That was terrible. I've been using aloe, some kind of sunburn gel, Benedryl, and prescription pain medication. So right now my plan is to go to my doctor tomorrow and sit around without clothes on seeing no one today.

I also realize this is a little funny, or a lot funny if you're not the one sticking to your chair. Any suggestions are welcome about certain things, like what I've dubbed "sun herpes." I don't think my explanations are needed. Thanks.


what i was adviced when i got really bad sun burn was have a cool shower and drink plenty of water, and the blisters whatever you do DO NOT pop them it hurts like hell

we had a glorious few days here and for the first time in my 37yrs i am brown, because i used sun facter aimed at kids

http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/Images/ExternalImages/Products/99/049099.jpg

[takandjive]

A minute???? You're right, I should aim high.



I've only had blistered sunburn once, and it wasn't painful unless I touched it so I have no idea how you feel. I actually didn't notice it for a while.
But do be careful walking past seafood restaurants, we wouldn't want them to think you're an escaped lobster.

Haha. My boss very nicely suggested I stay home today, probably because I look diseased and haven't used a sick day yet. No lobster mistakes today.

No real advise, just a somewhat funny story to, perhaps, make you feel better and express my sympathy. Back in highschool I was in perfect shape (ran cross country, lifted weights, etc) and on a trip to Florida, decided to try out some Speedos someone had given me. Now normally, like most men, I wear the boxer type swimsuit. So the speedo's exposed more of my buttcheeks than had ever before been exposed. The combination of that virgin skin and the stronger sun in Florida resulted in my worst sunburn ever; especially on my ass cheeks! I didn't blister like you, but I remember it itched like hell. I tryed putting various creams on it with no relief. The only thing that seemed to help was going running really hard which released some natural endorphins and made me feel better. Hmm. You might try that, so I guess I do have some advise!:)

That was the last time I wore speedos.

That's a great story. I hope you have pictures!

what i was adviced when i got really bad sun burn was have a cool shower and drink plenty of water, and the blisters whatever you do DO NOT pop them it hurts like hell

we had a glorious few days here and for the first time in my 37yrs i am brown, because i used sun facter aimed at kids

http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/Images/ExternalImages/Products/99/049099.jpg

Oh, these pop when I sleep. Isn't getting a good tan satisfying, though?

I woke up with my shirt stuck to my back. FAIL.

[Enmos]

In advance: Shut up, and I hate you for whatever joke you're going to make. ;)

Everything is so sunburned, it's blistered. EVERYTHING. I wore sunscreen. I'm not that pale.

I'm red all over except in my hairline because it's so thick. My upper back, butt, stomach, shoulders, chest, and nose have blisters. Now, in his infinite wisdom, my dad suggested vinegar. That was terrible. I've been using aloe, some kind of sunburn gel, Benedryl, and prescription pain medication. So right now my plan is to go to my doctor tomorrow and sit around without clothes on seeing no one today.

I also realize this is a little funny, or a lot funny if you're not the one sticking to your chair. Any suggestions are welcome about certain things, like what I've dubbed "sun herpes." I don't think my explanations are needed. Thanks.

Well.. I've got some wisdom for you:
Don't stay in the sun for too long !

[takandjive]

Well, if you'd stopped by, I would have stayed in bed and avoided the whole mess!

[MacGyver1968]

TJ,

I ran tanning salons all through my 20's, and have seen many people try to tan "au naturale" and get themselves in a lot of trouble, as these areas rarely see sun and are much more prone to sunburn.

Do you have prickley heat? It's when your nerve endings get sunburned, and you will itch like a son-of-a-bitch. Believe it or not, I have heard using "Selson Blue" shampoo as an ointment can help prickley heat.

I can help with the application, if that is a problem. :)

[grimace]

no greater teacher than experience.

[EmmZ]

No real advise, just a somewhat funny story to, perhaps, make you feel better and express my sympathy. Back in highschool I was in perfect shape (ran cross country, lifted weights, etc) and on a trip to Florida, decided to try out some Speedos someone had given me. Now normally, like most men, I wear the boxer type swimsuit. So the speedo's exposed more of my buttcheeks than had ever before been exposed. The combination of that virgin skin and the stronger sun in Florida resulted in my worst sunburn ever; especially on my ass cheeks! I didn't blister like you, but I remember it itched like hell. I tryed putting various creams on it with no relief. The only thing that seemed to help was going running really hard which released some natural endorphins and made me feel better. Hmm. You might try that, so I guess I do have some advise!:)

That was the last time I wore speedos.

That's some nice imagery. ;)

[Enmos]

Well, if you'd stopped by, I would have stayed in bed and avoided the whole mess!

lol
Seriously though, why would you even risk staying in the sun for too long if you don't have to ?

[takandjive]

TJ,

I ran tanning salons all through my 20's, and have seen many people try to tan "au naturale" and get themselves in a lot of trouble, as these areas rarely see sun and are much more prone to sunburn.

Do you have prickley heat? It's when your nerve endings get sunburned, and you will itch like a son-of-a-bitch. Believe it or not, I have heard using "Selson Blue" shampoo as an ointment can help prickley heat.

I can help with the application, if that is a problem. :)

You're a true southern gentleman, Mac. ;) I'd dig that.

I don't have prickly heat, although I did find a tick lodged. I'm a mess of a human being.

lol
Seriously though, why would you even risk staying in the sun for too long if you don't have to ?

I don't have an answer for my bad judgment. It's me. What do you think I was doing? :rolleyes:

[Idle Mind]

although I did find a tick lodged. I'm a mess of a human being.
A tick?

...
I don't have an answer for my bad judgment. It's me. What do you think I was doing?
I don't know, something about running around in the woods naked with another naked girl?

Great. Now I have to try and figure out where my imagination has run off to.

[grimace]

:roflmao:


:spank:

[takandjive]

Yes, but the tick came from petting a strange dog, I am almost sure.

[Idle Mind]

Mmhmm.

[takandjive]

Fine. My new boyfriend is full of vermin.

You caught me.

[Idle Mind]

I prefer my version.

Things feeling any better today, with respect to your sunburn?

[Liebling]

You have a new boyfriend? ;)

I suggest starting with a lukewarm shower and inching it towards cold. It will cool off your skin, as it's probably still hot to the touch and will cause some of the swelling to go down. I was wearing shorts while gardening last week, and I look like I have over-the-knee socks on now. It was burned at first, now it's just tan. I always protect my head and face and always forget the rest.

When you get it really cold, it will produce the same endorphins as running. And it's better than drugs. (It's also great for a migraine, btw. Just a unbearably cold shower especially at the back of the neck and down between the shoulderblades.)

[takandjive]

I prefer my version.

Things feeling any better today, with respect to your sunburn?

Yes. I like the added part in case you thought something else was suffering. Work doesn't want me in because I have open sores/blisters, so that's okay.

You have a new boyfriend? ;)

I suggest starting with a lukewarm shower and inching it towards cold. It will cool off your skin, as it's probably still hot to the touch and will cause some of the swelling to go down. I was wearing shorts while gardening last week, and I look like I have over-the-knee socks on now. It was burned at first, now it's just tan. I always protect my head and face and always forget the rest.

When you get it really cold, it will produce the same endorphins as running. And it's better than drugs. (It's also great for a migraine, btw. Just a unbearably cold shower especially at the back of the neck and down between the shoulderblades.)

Yeah, he's okay. I'm not sick of him yet.

I'll try the shower thing. Tried running and found the strange dog and got a tick. Which is why I should never do anything.

And on a totally unrelated note, Liebling, I know you like a punk look and I found some really punky socks here:

http://www.sockdreams.com/_shop/edit/index.php

[Enmos]

I don't have an answer for my bad judgment. It's me. What do you think I was doing? :rolleyes:

Of course not, but you'll have to live with the consequences though ;)

[Liebling]

And on a totally unrelated note, Liebling, I know you like a punk look and I found some really punky socks here:

http://www.sockdreams.com/_shop/edit/index.php

OMG... I love SockDreams! I get all my tights/socks there and would be lost without them. They have wonderfully made knee-socks!

These are my new favourites!
http://www.sockdreams.com/_shop/pages/latest_product_detail_ProductID_1584.php

And these go great with a flouncy black knee length skirt and boots;
http://www.sockdreams.com/_shop/pages/latest_product_detail_ProductID_1509.php

[Liebling]

You Devil! You Temptress!

fuck...

Did you see these???
http://www.sockdreams.com/_shop/pages/latest_product_detail_ProductID_1392.php

$138 later... I hate you.

[takandjive]

GASP! I get to come over and wear your shiny new socks!

[Liebling]

Only the shiny new socks? ;)

You ARE sunburned... lol

[takandjive]

Why would I want the stinky old socks and leggings? :p

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW! (I am a great American consumer.)

NEW!

[Liebling]

Speaking of new, and of new skin... you are going to need a scrub brush for all that peeling, you poor thing. And the itching... I don't envy you.

My legs itch today, so I give you about 3 days before you'll want to cut your nails down to nubs instead of tear off your skin by the layer.

[takandjive]

Oh man. Anti-Flag is so going to be my whipping boy. Every time he says anything, it'll be wrong. "Oh, EVERYONE is entitled to an opinion? So I guess that means you love serial killers!"

[Anti-Flag]

Oh man. Anti-Flag is so going to be my whipping boy. Every time he says anything, it'll be wrong.

You're so wonderful. Yet I must be wrong. Therefore the second statement is correct, but it can't be because I said it, so it's wrong. So this is wrong, but it's right, which makes it wrong. Understand?

[takandjive]

SEE? He comes up with new interesting ways to bug me! :p

[Anti-Flag]

SEE? He comes up with new interesting ways to bug me! :p

It's not a hobby of mine, and is not perfected by years of practice. Now, does your head not hurt as much as the rest of you doesn't yet? :p

EDIT: added now required negative(s).

[takandjive]

Not yet! The blisters are MUCH better today. Should be normal tomorrow.

[lucifers angel]

You're so wonderful. Yet I must be wrong. Therefore the second statement is correct, but it can't be because I said it, so it's wrong. So this is wrong, but it's right, which makes it wrong. Understand?

its not my thread and you confused me!! lol

[takandjive]

See? Luci thinks you're a bad person, too!

Today it's better, mostly from drinking water and taking Tylenol. No more open sores. For the record, I think not overshowering helps.

[lucifers angel]

See? Luci thinks you're a bad person, too!

Today it's better, mostly from drinking water and taking Tylenol. No more open sores. For the record, I think not overshowering helps.

i didnt say he was a bad person he just confused me (which right now isnt hard to do)

[takandjive]

No, we all agree Anti-Flag is bad. (If you don't agree, he'll start feeling good about himself.)

[lucifers angel]

No, we all agree Anti-Flag is bad. (If you don't agree, he'll start feeling good about himself.)

anyway i'm glad the sun burn is better, next time stay covered up

[MacGyver1968]

I think for a proper diagnosis...we are going to need to see pics :)

[lucifers angel]

I think for a proper diagnosis...we are going to need to see pics :)

yeah i agree!!

[takandjive]

Oh, you people are just like family. :p I'll take a picture of my scabby nose to shush you hounds when I get home if you're good.

[MacGyver1968]

Oh, you people are just like family....

(In Mac's mind: Don't say "who's your daddy"...Don't say "who's your daddy")

Who's your Daddy?

(Damnit!)

Yeah!!! I love pictures of scabby women! :)

[Anti-Flag]

No, we all agree Anti-Flag is bad. (If you don't agree, he'll start feeling good about himself.)

I agree, I'm bad. That's why everyone likes me.

[Tiassa]

I agree, I'm bad.

Ham on. Ham on. Ham on whole wheat and rye.

Oh, sorry, wrong song.

[takandjive]

(In Mac's mind: Don't say "who's your daddy"...Don't say "who's your daddy")

Who's your Daddy?

(Damnit!)

Yeah!!! I love pictures of scabby women! :)

Probably better than you like them in person! :D

I agree, I'm bad. That's why everyone likes me.

I think that's the basis, yes.

Ham on. Ham on. Ham on whole wheat and rye.

Oh, sorry, wrong song.

That was a good song.

Sad news: I think I waited too long to photograph the scabs. They're not showing good at all. But I promise the next time something bad happens to me or a loved one, I will take pictures!

[jnc1110]

takandjive, i know you were burnt badly, but I have a story for you.

Last summer me and my cousin went to our local beach. Before going he picked up some psilocybin "shrooms" and some powder-like weed called "kieff". I had never tried the drugs before so I was new to the scene but I told him I would try the stuff. When we were at the beach, I smoked the kief in a bowl and ate the shrooms in my car then went out on the beach and drank a Corona. During the trip I lost complete track of time and just enjoyed the visuals while holding my hands behind my head and my cap over my eyes. Mind you, I wasn't wearing any sunblock. I baked for nearly 4 hours in one place then got up to find the worst sunburn of my life. Seriously, I'm sure my DNA got damaged. To this day I can still see the faint lines of where I was burnt. I came back home later that day and my pupils were still dialated!

[Orleander]

My oldest brother stood on the edge of the drawer that is under the stove. (The broiler drawer I think its called) He was trying to see what was cooking. A few hrs later HUGE blisters appeared. My youngest brother spent the next 3 days trying (and sometimes succeeding) stomping on them.

[PsychoTropicPuppy]

For how long were you lying in the sun? :eek:

I've never had such a strong...sunburn. And I'm pale.

[MacGyver1968]

I once went deep sea fishing in Galveston bay. It was a 4 hour ride out, 4 hours of fishing, and 4 hours back. I was so exhaused after fishing, I went up to the sun deck at the top of the boat, and laid down on a lounger for the ride home. I rested my beer on my stomach, holding on to it with both hands. I fell asleep for the whole 4 hours, and when I awoke, I was red as a lobster, with the exception of a perfect beer-sized circle of white on my stomach, with two arm-sized white areas on either side. It was pretty hilarious looking, especially when I started peeling.

[tuberculatious]

What kind of beer was it?

[MacGyver1968]

What kind of beer was it?

Probably a Tecate.

[thinking]

In advance: Shut up, and I hate you for whatever joke you're going to make. ;)

Everything is so sunburned, it's blistered. EVERYTHING. I wore sunscreen. I'm not that pale.

I'm red all over except in my hairline because it's so thick. My upper back, butt, stomach, shoulders, chest, and nose have blisters. Now, in his infinite wisdom, my dad suggested vinegar. That was terrible. I've been using aloe, some kind of sunburn gel, Benedryl, and prescription pain medication. So right now my plan is to go to my doctor tomorrow and sit around without clothes on seeing no one today.

I also realize this is a little funny, or a lot funny if you're not the one sticking to your chair. Any suggestions are welcome about certain things, like what I've dubbed "sun herpes." I don't think my explanations are needed. Thanks.

try getting some omega oils into you , 3-6-9 in the proper balance of course , 2-1-1 as much as you can take , with food