Sciforums rumormill

[Mr. Hamtastic]

Pure speculation is welcome here, please keep arguments in other threads.

[Mr. Hamtastic]

Rumor: James R IS Spuriousmonkey. He would discus semen more, but refrains to keep up appearances. Thoughts?

[Mr. Hamtastic]

Rumor: Baron Max has supplanted nietzschefan as shorty's beau. nietzschefan is quite despondant about the whole thing, and is currently railing at a dead god.

[skaught]

I think that Mr. Hamtastic is a projection of my own psyche.

[skaught]

I think that I am a figment of my own imagination

[Mr. Hamtastic]

Rumor: Skaught is draqon's puppet...

[Mr. Hamtastic]

rumor: draqon is a schizophrenic double agent for the CIA

[skaught]

Rumor: Shorty_37 and Nietzsche fan live together.

[Killjoy]

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Rumor: Eating of whatever fecal matter might remain in the colon of a road killed animal makes one immortal.

[cosmictraveler]

Rumor; eating anything Killroy says will only make his bowels excited.

[StrangerInAStrangeLa]

Hamtastic is Norsefire's sockpuppet.

[shorty_37]

Rumor: Baron Max has supplanted nietzschefan as shorty's beau. nietzschefan is quite despondant about the whole thing, and is currently railing at a dead god.

HA HA HA

Rumor: Skaught and Enmos are secret lovers....

[skaught]

Oh thats no secret...

[shorty_37]

Rumor: Visceral_Instinct has a crush on the resident Dr....Lou

[skaught]

Rumor: Dr Lou looks in the mirror while he masturbates.

[Mr. Hamtastic]

Rumor: Thecollage is actually Plazma's sockpuppet

[skaught]

Rumor: Draqon cries while he masturbates.

[shorty_37]

Rumor: Asguard was seen trying on women's lingerie after getting his legs waxed.

[Mr. Hamtastic]

Rumor: Tiassa holds a secret longing for Q's sweet ass

[shorty_37]

Rumor: Asguard has signed up for the Australian 2009 Scrabble competition.

[Mr. Hamtastic]

Rumor: Zox is Australian PM

[StrangerInAStrangeLa]

(I think I screwed up before)
Rumor: All the mods are really split personalities of 1 person.

[draqon]

rumor: .

[EntropyAlwaysWins]

Rumor: Asguard has signed up for the Australian 2009 Scrabble competition.

=D

rumor: James R is planning to completely re-skin the forum.

[StrangerInAStrangeLa]

Rumor: SAM is a bot.

[draqon]

rumor: Life is a game on Windows XP

[Enmos]

What ? I'm not interesting enough to be rumored about ? :mad:

Rumor: Adstar is the anti-Christ.

Rumor: Q is really a Christian fundamentalist.

Rumor: Draqon has to masturbate each night in order to fall asleep.

[draqon]

rumor: truth.

[Enmos]

Rumor: Draqon has to masturbate each night in order to fall asleep.

rumor: truth.

:eek:

[draqon]

rumor: Enmos is a bartender

rumor: if you press alt+F4 life will end

[Enmos]

Rumor: My kitties ate your hamster.

[Enmos]

Rumor: Mr. Hamtastic is really Reiku :D

[draqon]

rumor: my hamster Nikki ate your kitties, and used a halographics projection of the two kitties to simulate like they ate her...you saw the holographics projection...but the reality is that Nikki the hamster has had a wonderful dinner

[Enmos]

rumor: my hamster Nikki ate your kitties, and used a halographics projection of the two kitties to simulate like they ate her...you saw the holographics projection...but the reality is that Nikki the hamster has had a wonderful dinner

No one is going to believe that one :p

[draqon]

rumor: SAM is looking for a husband...on Sciforums...wohoooo

[draqon]

rumor: On his last day of presidency, to avoid public attacking him for all the evil done to US the country, Bush will go underneath the White House and board a supersonic vacuum train that goes underneath in a special tunnel that leads to Bangok, Thailand...there he will spend his days pretending to be a businessman with a large beard and sunglasses worn all the time, while enjoying thai ladies all night long.

[draqon]

rumor: if you eat vodka with the glass it contains, girls will really like you and will want to have sex with you because you are cool

[draqon]

rumor: On his last day on Earth, Jesus left a hyperdrive Xenon plasma spaceship drive hidden underneath the holy place were he ascended to heavens.

[draqon]

rumor: the Sun is not nuclear explosions...but rather angels holding candlelight candles neatly in a circle...the fly just the right way to make it always look like a circle...how fortunate of us to have such guardians

[draqon]

rumor: if you mix liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen you will get cool water to drink right away on a hot day for a refreshing experience.

[draqon]

rumor: draqon is a program inside Sciforums, to make sure Sciforums has posters, draqon is an AI program that grabs rumors from all over google and posts them here on Sciforums

[draqon]

rumor: a cow can drink 10 gallons of alcohol and still be sober

[draqon]

rumor: Sciforums once existed in a civilization before this one...many trillion years ago

[shorty_37]

What ? I'm not interesting enough to be rumored about ? :mad:



Rumor: Enmos is going to get his eyes tested. (see post #12)

[skaught]

Rumor: Enmos feels he is to good to spend as much time at the sciforums as he used to.

[shorty_37]

Rumor: Enmos has turned into a snob and we aren't good enough for him anymore.

[skaught]

Rumor: Enmos is addicted to gaping anus porn. Hence his disappearance from the sciforums

[Mr. Hamtastic]

rumor:lixluke is the reiku of philosophy

[Mr. Hamtastic]

rumor: enmos is being courted by sam

[Mr. Hamtastic]

rumor: hamtastic and enmos have agreed to divide sam's time, ham gets her on even days, enmos gets her on odd days

[Mr. Hamtastic]

rumor: draqon's hamster is shaven and declawed

[Mr. Hamtastic]

rumor: simon anders and glaucon will be taking over the world next tuesday, with the help of rpenner

[StrangerInAStrangeLa]

Rumor: The PRG thread was started to weed the bots out.

[MacGyver1968]

Rumor: Ben the Man does physics while wearing a pink tutu...It makes him feel "pretty"

Rumor: "Mr. Hamtastic" gets his moniker from his fondness of having carnal relations with certain items of honey-baked pork.

[domesticated om]

Rumor: Fraggle Rocker is actually from the future.

[skaught]

Rumor: Fraggle rocker IS the future!

[visceral_instinct]

Rumor: Visceral_Instinct has a crush on the resident Dr....Lou
But I do!
The thought of him spreadeagled on the ground with his bowels ripped out and a death erection really gets me going.

[visceral_instinct]

Rumor: Deepthought has joined an anti racist activist group

[Enmos]

Rumor: Enmos is going to get his eyes tested. (see post #12)

Hey.. that's hardly a rumor :cool:

[Enmos]

Rumor: Enmos feels he is to good to spend as much time at the sciforums as he used to.

Rumor: Enmos has turned into a snob and we aren't good enough for him anymore.
Ain't that the truth.. :D :p

Rumor: Enmos is addicted to gaping anus porn. Hence his disappearance from the sciforums
No comment !

[Enmos]

rumor: enmos is being courted by sam

rumor: hamtastic and enmos have agreed to divide sam's time, ham gets her on even days, enmos gets her on odd days

She'd wish ! :p

[visceral_instinct]

Rumor: Draqon recently suffered sudden and explosive diarrhoea

[Enmos]

Poor hamster ! :eek:

[one_raven]

one_raven is the greatest lover who ever lived.

[GeoffP]

But I do!
The thought of him spreadeagled on the ground with his bowels ripped out and a death erection really gets me going.

:eek: Jesus. What's in your cereal then?

one_raven is the greatest lover who ever lived.

Come on, they said rumour, not outright deception.

[StrangerInAStrangeLa]

Rumor: VI is my great grandmother.

[draqon]

rumor: VI is your great grandmother

[skaught]

rumor: draqon thinks that VI is StrangerInAStrangeLas grandmother

[draqon]

rumor: skaught thinks that draqon thinks that VI is StrangerInAStrangeLas grandmother

[skaught]

rumor: draqon thinks that skaught thinks that draqon thinks that VI is StrangerInAStrangeLas grandmother

[draqon]

rumor: skaught thinks that draqon thinks that skaught thinks that draqon thinks that VI is StrangerInAStrangeLas grandmother

[skaught]

rumor: Draqon thinks that skaught thinks that draqon thinks that skaught thinks that draqon thinks that VI is StrangerInAStrangeLas grandmother

[draqon]

rumor: draqon doesnt think...MACHINE ERROR

[skaught]

Rumor: draqon has gone into error.

[draqon]

Rumor: skaught thinks that draqon has gone into error.

[skaught]

rumor: draqon thinks that skaught thinks that draqon has gone into error.

[draqon]

rumor: the rabbit thinks, for draqon who has gone into a MACHINE ERROR, that draqon thinks that skaught thinks that draqon has gone into error.

[skaught]

rumor: the rabbit couldn't sleep but now because of ativan, tylenol, and chamomile tea again feels like crashing so has given up on trying to outdo the draqon.

[draqon]

rumor: the machine that has gotten into error under the impervious name "DraQon" has drank more than a liter of Jasmine Itei green tea and is now staring at a rabbit, on the screen. The screen is now advertising ativan and tylenol...the rabbit has turned into chamomile flower...and is now outdoing the machine with an error.

We love Chamomile

http://www.southernexposure.com/Merchant2/graphics/chamomile.jpg

But Jasmine is better

http://www.magnoliagardensnursery.com/productdescrip/pictures300/Jasmine_Mesnyi300.jpg

[skaught]

If you are a chamomile flower and I eat you, will you help me fall asleep?

[draqon]

rumor: rabbit thinks eating a machine that thinks it is a chamomile flower will help the rabbit fall asleep

rumor: if I am a chamomile flower and I eat you, rabbit...you will surely fall asleep.

[draqon]

rumor: post 29 has something to do with skaught's problem

[draqon]

rumor: draqon never suggests anything...especially to skaught

[skaught]

rumor: post 29 has something to do with skaught's problem

Already did that.

[draqon]

rumor: post 29 on repeat mode has something to do with skaught's problem

[draqon]

rumor: skaught already did that, which was he drank the chamomile of course...nothing else...at all.

rumor: draqon is a wall, talk to it, walk to it, bump into it...and it bumps back actually.

[draqon]

rumor: Kana Ito and Anna Kawamura solve all sorts of problems.

[Enmos]

Rumor: Draqon has to masturbate each night in order to fall asleep.

rumor: truth.

will you help me fall asleep?

:eek:

[visceral_instinct]

Rumor: Draqon has built a 'masturbatorium' for sciforums users, but no one goes in there anymore because he so rarely cleans it.

[draqon]

lol Vi, now ur stalking me all over the threads.

[skaught]

Rumor: Draqon has built a 'masturbatorium' for sciforums users, but no one goes in there anymore because he so rarely cleans it.

Oh my god that's disgusting! Draqon what the hell is wrong with you!?!?!?

[draqon]

yeahhh.

[shorty_37]

Rumor: Draqon's hamster died?

[Enmos]

Rumor: Draqon mentioned sadomasochism in that thread.

[Anti-Flag]

Rumor: Shorty is about to star in her 17th porn movie - Scifuckems 4. :p

[shorty_37]

Ha Ha!

:spank:

It only made sense after SciSuckems 3.

[MacGyver1968]

Was that the one with the dwarfs and chocolate pudding? I LOVED that one! Can't wait for part 5, "Return of the Jello" :)

Rumor: Cosmic will be the lead in that one. If he doesn't stroke out during filming. :) j/k

[draqon]

McG's rumor...:bawl: :bawl: :bawl:

[visceral_instinct]

Rumor: There is an epidemic of diarrhoea currently afflicting sciforums users.

[draqon]

rumor: the above VI rumor is targeted at me

[MacGyver1968]

Rumor: I have diarrhea of the mouth :)

[synthesizer-patel]

Rumour: Kadark got himself banned deliberately so that he and Norsefire could run off to a gay hippy commune together

Rumour: SAM is Chritopher Hitchens illegitimate daughter

Rumour: Buffalo Roam is a Mills and Boon author

Rumour: I am keyser Soze

[thecollage]

John Titor is actually the Pope.

[Mr. Hamtastic]

Rumor: James R is a poopoohead

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: 42.

[draqon]

rumor: lixluke only relates to HitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy

[visceral_instinct]

Rumor: I feel like killing people..

[draqon]

rumor: VI wants to kill people who's name starts with d and ends with n.

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: Somebody's frustrated today. Somebody hasn't been doing their happy positive cheers and backflips. Not saying any names.
:yay:

[Medicine*Woman]

What? I'm not interesting enough to be rumored about? :mad:

Rumor: Adstar is the anti-Christ.

Rumor: Q is really a Christian fundamentalist.

Rumor: Draqon has to masturbate each night in order to fall asleep.
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M*W: What??? Adstar is the Anti-Christ??? No, that's not fair! I was accused of being the Anti-Christ a long time before Adstar was, and I will NOT share this title with anyone!

[S.A.M.]

Rumour: SAM is Chritopher Hitchens illegitimate daughter

Hmm Jewish wife and Muslim daughter? Does he really seem so cosmopolitan to you?

Rumour: Buffalo Roam is a Mills and Boon author

Not the Southern romances, then?

Rumour: I am keyser Soze

Who's that?


Rumor: one member of sciforums is reproducing frantically. Cause of this is unknown.

[yes, you!, you know who :mad:]

[lixluke]

Who's that?]
You have to watch that movie. I forgot the name, but pretty funny.

Rumor has it: I stopped by the blood donation trailor today at Wal-Mart, and those racists gave me a questionaire asking if I spent time in Europe or Africa. As if this has any relevance. Either way, I commented on their racist questionaire, and left without giving them nothing. Ha!

[visceral_instinct]

Rumor: Lixluke has severe mental retardation.

[EntropyAlwaysWins]

Interesting logic there lixluke, if someone asks you to fill out a questionnaire they *must* be a racist.
Did it occur to you that perhaps they asked you that because some diseases are more prolific in certain countries?

[Killjoy]

Rumor: Lixluke has severe mental retardation.
That ain't a rumor, that's just self-evident.

:mufc:

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: The racism is the fact that the questionaire implies Africa means AIDS. It is an underhanded method of proliferating racist propaganda. They just throw Europe onto the questionaire on the basis of mad cows. The real reason Europe is on there is to make people think that the questionaire is nor racist. "Well if Europe qustions are on there, they cannot possible be racist against Africa". BS! They are proliferating racist propaganda regarding AIDS and Afirca.

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: VI has severe mental and physical retardation resulting in psychotic sociopathic tendencies.

[EntropyAlwaysWins]

lixluke, you don't believe it's even remotely possible that they are asking you said questions because you have a higher statistical risk of catching various diseases in say Africa?

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: Africa happens to have a high precentage of AIDS. Either way, there are lots of other deadly diseases that are prevelent in other countries. If you're collecting blood, why single out one region? Maybe it's not racist. Maybe it is.

[EntropyAlwaysWins]

Two continents are hardly 'just one region'.

[visceral_instinct]

Rumor: Lixluke should cut his wrists and die, for society's sake.

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: VI's BPD has ran for the border. :runaway:

[Killjoy]

Rumor: Lixluke should cut his wrists and die, for society's sake.

That ain't a rumor...

It's the Christmas wish I made with the Baby Jesus !

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: Killjoy and VI need to get a room where they can act out their obsessive player hating fantasies.

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: Lord Hillyer just IMd me on AIM asking me how big my penis is. WTF?

[shorty_37]

Rumor: Santa has made his list and crossed most of you off!

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: Satan has made his list. Then GW Bush died, and found himself at the gate of hell. Bush rang the door bell, and Satan came out. Satan took one look at Bush, and said no way. Hell is full. Go upstairs. Later, Statan's cell phone rang. It was Jesus.

Jesus spoke: You must take Bush.
Satan said: When hell freezez over.
Jesus spoke: You must take Bush.
Satan said: But you don't understand. Hell is full.
Jesus spoke: Send up somebody. Send up ANYBODY. But you must take Bush.

Satan was upset. He told Bush to go pick a room to take the place of whoever was there. Bush opened a door, and saw Adolf Hitler. Hitler was screaming covered in barbed wire, and suffocating from toxic gasses. NO! Bush slammed the door. He found another room. There was OJ Simpson . He was getting stabbed over and over by Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman. NO! Bush slammed that door. Bush opened yet another door. There was Bill Clinton. He was getting a blow job from Monica Lewinsky. YES! "I'll take this one!" Satan said "OK. Monica, you go upstairs."

[Anti-Flag]

Rumor: Santa has made his list and crossed most of you off!

Rumor: His naughty list is going to be copied for draqon so he can find a japanese female and get laid!:p

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: There is a show that came out before Heroes. Heroes copied it. It had better story, but not as good quality. It's about alients abducting people, and giving them super powers.

[EntropyAlwaysWins]

Rumour has it: A large percentage of sci fi movies and tv shows that came out in the last 15-20 years were based on a novel or short story.

[Enmos]

Rumor: Santa has made his list and crossed most of you off!

Rumor: Santa doesn't really exist.. :D

[shorty_37]

Rumor: Enmos has been sleeping with the Grinch again.

[Syzygys]

Finally this dumbfuck got banned (the OP that is). Good work James!!!

Oh my bad, this isn't a rumor. Well, I just wanted to express myself...

[draqon]

rumor: Syzygy is being rude

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: You can leave any time without requesting to be banned. In the end, Mr. Famtastic got what he asked for. LOL.

[Killjoy]

Rumor has it: You can leave any time without requesting to be banned.
This is a "Science Site".

Rumors will not do.

Clearly you should verify this theory of yours by attempting it yourself.

We will report the results to you after a interval sufficient to prove without doubt that it is true has elapsed.

Make haste.

There isn't a moment to lose.

[EntropyAlwaysWins]

Make haste.

There isn't a moment to lose.

:D

WIN.

[draqon]

I will leave sciforums,

for 1 minute, without requesting a ban

[Orleander]

Rumour has it Ben the Man is a used moped salesman
Rumour has it draqon has never ridden a moped
Rumour has it shorty's nickname in high school was moped.

[draqon]

Rumor has it orleander is mad at something, cause her spongebob looks awefully mad

[Orleander]

rumour has it spongebob is constipated

[Killjoy]

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Rumor has it that it's due to eating too many "Crabby Patties".

[visceral_instinct]

Rumor: I just farted

[draqon]

rumor: immoral white girls are exposing their true selves

[Killjoy]

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Rumor has it draqon's moral compass always points toward South.

[EntropyAlwaysWins]

Rumor: their is no South, it's all a big conspiracy by the cartographic industry.

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: This is my 8,000th post.

[Enmos]

Rumor: I just farted

Rumor !? I can smell it from here ! :bugeye:

Erm.. that was me, sorry.. :o

[The Flemster]

Rumor has it, Bruce Willis is its Dad.

[visceral_instinct]

Rumor !? I can smell it from here ! :bugeye:

Erm.. that was me, sorry.. :o

LOL!!!!

Rumor: Enmos eats too many beans :D

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: In order to accept credit card, you must open a merchant account for your business. Similar to a bank account. Your merchant provider will send you a credit card machine for free. They will also provide you with an online interface. You have to plug the machine into the phone jack in the wall. You can then plug your phone into the machine. You can use the machine to take credit cards by swiping them or keying the number in. Or you can take credit cards through your online interface.

Charge the amount to the customer's credit card by swiping on machine, entering into keypad, or using online interface. It will authorize. The customer's card will be charged. The total amount of all your credit card charges for the day will be calculated at the end of the day. Your merchant provider will deposit that total amount into your bank account by the next day. Your merchant provider will not deduct any fees. Next month you will get a bill for the amount you owe to your merchant provider for all of your transactions.

You have to pay 1%-3% of each transaction amount to your merchant provider. Plus 15cents per transaction. Sometimes they charge a lower precent if you swipe the card instead of key the number into the machine or authorize it online. There is also a daily fee of 25c if you do one or more credit card transactions within that day. Some copanies charge low monthly fees for their merchant service. But other companies allow you to pay a higher monthly fee to get a lower precent charge. I have to pay high ($40.00) to get a 0.49% rate.

The only other way for your business to take credit cards is to sign up with some third party merchant serivice like paypal. Those cost more.

[Enmos]

LOL!!!!

Rumor: Enmos eats too many beans :D

Rumor: Meat makes you fart more than beans do.

[lucifers angel]

rumor: immoral white girls are exposing their true selves

rumour: Asian girls are NOT all sunshine and light

[lixluke]

Rumor has it:
I went to AT&T store to pay my bill. $38.46. They have a machine that takes cash, but doesn't take change. I would have to pay $39.00, and get credit towards my next bill. If I want to pay the bill in exact change, the machine accepts card.

I went to the desk so that I could pay the exact amount $38.46 in cash. The person at the desk told me that they would charge me $5.00 to take payment at the desk. I cussed them out. I cussed the manager out. It is totally unethical for them to bill me, and charge me to pay in cash. Especially when I was never informed of this when I signed up.

From now on, I can go into the AT&T store to pay in exact change cash without having to pay the extra $5.00. Thanks AT&T!

[MacGyver1968]

Rumor has it luke uses this thread to bitch about his daily life. :)

Rumor: Mac has incurable "Friday-i-tis" or aka "short-timer's disease"...as he will be off work for two weeks, starting Friday. Rumor is he's posting on SF instead of fixing computers.

[inzomnia]

Rumor has it Inzomnia is moving next year and she is confused in choosing among 3 student-apartements.

[inzomnia]

Rumor has it, here is the 3 apartements :

beautiful canal == Apt. A ================================= Central station ============== University == Apt. B
================================================== ==================|
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================================================== =================Apt. C

==== is main bus route; this long (====) is approx 1 km, and bus in this route comes every 5 minutes; transport cost is free (covered by semester ticket).
| is secondary bus route; bus comes every 30 minutes, and in weekend just every 1 hour.

Apt. A = expensive, very far from University, but big size and next to very beautiful canal (with boats and ships)
Apt. B = equally expensive with apt A, medium size, but very near to Univ
Apt. C = the cheapest, but smallest size, not so far from Univ, but bus come rarely

Cost/year of apt A or B - cost/year of apt C = enough to spend weekend in Paris, Berlin, and Madrid once per year... mmmMMMmmm...

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: If you're not bitching about life, then you must not be living. You're probably dead.

Haven't you ever hard of the French philosopher guy? Rene Descartes: "I bitch, therefore I am."

[draqon]

Rumor has it Inzomnia needs someone close to her for a roomate in room C, someone who likes dragons.

[lixluke]

Apt. A = expensive, very far from University, but big size and next to very beautiful canal (with boats and ships)
Apt. B = equally expensive with apt A, medium size, but very near to Univ
Apt. C = the cheapest, but smallest size, not so far from Univ, but bus come rarely

Cost/year of apt A or B - cost/year of apt C = enough to spend weekend in Paris, Berlin, and Madrid once per year... mmmMMMmmm...
Rumor has it: C would probably be the best choice. It's closer than A, and cheaper than B.

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: I went to performing group yesterday. They gave this lady $20 to go buy the food for the kids. She decided to spend $40 of her own money even though she doesn't have much money left just so the kids could have organic nutritious food. Then she was crying about spending all of her money.

Meanwile during luch, some kid takes a piece of lettuce out of her sandwich and throws it across the tables onto the floor.

[Killjoy]

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Rumor has it lixloogie don't know the difference between a rumor and the trivial details of his woeful existence.

[Tnerb]

Rumor has it lixluke is providing QQ with a headache.

[Tnerb]

rumor:lixluke is the reiku of philosophy

lmfao i didn't see this.

[visceral_instinct]

Someone Please Kill Lixluke Before I Somehow Get His Address And Come Jump On His Disgusting Head Repeatedly

[The Flemster]

Rumour has it Visceral Instinct is falling prey to his visceral instincts...

[visceral_instinct]

Rumour has it Visceral Instinct is falling prey to his visceral instincts...

Hahaha....rumor has it that I really did ask for that play on words...

Rumor has it that I am a girl, by the way..

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: All these obsessed haters trying to stalk me must leave this thread at once before people start spreading rumors about me again. Like the one claiming I'm some kind of gay homo. WTF? Do I look like I'm gay? I might be gay as in happy.

[laladopi]

*silently comes into thread*....

Rumor has it: Lixluke cares what people think about him

[The Flemster]

Hahaha....rumor has it that I really did ask for that play on words...

Rumor has it that I am a girl, by the way..


Rumour has it that The Flemster's waaaaay too lazy to look into people's details and find out their gender...

(Soz, VI!);)

[visceral_instinct]

It's fine :D

Rumor has it Lixluke was born without that genital ridge that will become either male or female organs, thus 'it' is neither male nor female.

[lixluke]

Rumor has it VI was born without the prosencephalon, mesencephalon, and rhombencephalon subdivisions of the neural tube that will become something that VI clearly doesn't possess. :confused:

[visceral_instinct]

Rumor has it that Lixluke was also born with a condition called 'anencephaly'. His body, though lacking a functioning brain, was kept alive artificially.

[CatherineW]

Rumor has it that Lixluke was also born with a condition called 'anencephaly'. His body, though lacking a functioning brain, was kept alive artificially.

HAHAH sorry I'm not part of this but that made me laugh :D.

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: VI was born with a condition called Dumbuglyosis. Her head, being completely devoid of a brain, was used as a helmet for trick-or-treaters.


Rumor has it: Lixluke cares what people think about him
Rumor has it: Not all people. Just random members who seem to be obsessed with spreading rumors about me for some reason. Oh and btw, rumors can get you harmed or in trouble in real life. I've had to deal with crap on many occassions from idiots spreading lies to idiots who believed it. People are real ignotards, and will typically believe anything.

[shorty_37]

Rumor: Santa was last seen in Tucson Arizona, United States. ;)

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html

[Killjoy]

WTF? Do I look like I'm gay?
Frankly, yes - and not in a good way.

[visceral_instinct]

C'mon Lukey, you can do better than that! You just copied my insult!

Rumor has it that Lixluke was not born, but in fact emerged from an unknown person's anus.

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: VI emerged from a catarpillar's anus. But when the rest of the catarpillars saw what had happened, they had to stuff her right back in. So the catarpillar with VI stuck in its anus had to crawl into a cockroach's anus who then crawled into Britney Spears's anus.

[visceral_instinct]

Rumor: Lixluke is not a person. He's a bowel disorder. The entity known as Lixluke exists because one day Diarrhoea got out of bed, and thought 'I need a body.'

[ElectricFetus]

Let me be official about this: I'm spuriousmonkey.

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: I'm the pope. I haven't seen any post from Spur. I think he got banned. Why would you want to be somebody that got banbed?


Rumor: Lixluke is not a person. He's a bowel disorder. The entity known as Lixluke exists because one day Diarrhoea got out of bed, and thought 'I need a body.'
Rumor has it: VI lives on toilet paper. She drowned while being flushed down the toilet of her momma who is so dam fat, the only pictures of her are satellite pictures.

[BenTheMan]

draqon failed a turing test (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_test)...

[EntropyAlwaysWins]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/turing_test.png

[visceral_instinct]

Rumor: Lixluke stole all my blood glucose. He's the reason I almost died after doing some sets with my dumbbells earlier.

[lixluke]

Rumor: Lixluke stole all my blood glucose. He's the reason I almost died after doing some sets with my dumbbells earlier.
Rumor has it: Almost is not good enough. Only a dumbell with low glucose would lift dumbells and not die. VI had better try harder so that she may succeed and drop dead wtih dubells falling on her gorilla face making the world a better place for all. :yay:

[visceral_instinct]

Rumor has it:

I am mildly happy because 6 guys kicked the shit out of Lixluke, jumped on the back of his head repeatedly, then dragged him to a public loo and took turns raping him. I watched this on Youtube and laughed, now I'm bored again so I'm going to go listen to some Decapitated.

[Tnerb]

Rumor: Lixluke gets humiliated, but not beat up.

[Tnerb]

Rumor: Read-Only's worst fear is being spit on.

[skaught]

Rumor: sisyphus wants to spit on read-only.

[Tnerb]

Rumor: Read-Only is afraid of being spit on because it is in some way one of his most cherished posessions.

[visceral_instinct]

Rumor: I have red bull in my veins instead of blood

[lixluke]

Rumor has it: VI red bullshit in her head instead of a brain.

[Killjoy]

`
Rumor has it: This is Mr. LixPickle's actual city design:

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/3281/rollerballol9.jpg

[lixluke]

Rumor has it:


FIRST WORLD
(Overview)
By CS
First World is an independent nation.
Population Capacity = 2,015,539.

Every citizen of First World has equally natural rights of life, freedom, health, truth, nurturing environment, and happiness. First World is designed with facilities for education, science, philosophy, religion, and arts. This policy standard is Educentricism in which human rights, education, and envionment are emphasized.


FIRST WORLD MAP
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/9447/3firstworldmt5.jpg
Diameter of First World is 128mi.
(Population of the Earth could probably be sustained in less than 3,000 communities just like First World. The rest of the planet can be preserved wilderness.)
The dark green represents wilderness.
Each light green square is called a Grove.
First World consits of 12 Groves.


GROVE MAP
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/6708/2groveff0.jpg
A Grove is a settlement that produces a particular set of output for use by First World or trade to other nations.
Each grove is 256sqmi (16mi X 16mi).
Population Capacity = 167,961.
The green represents nature, agriculture, or free space for industry.
There are 20 Natropolis sites represented by magenta cones.


NATROPOLIS
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/6356/1cityff6.jpg
The Natropolis is 2640ft in height with a base diameter of 2640ft.
Population Capacity = 8,398.
The Natropolis is a nurturing habitat for human life on planet Earth. It contains residential facilities, educational facilities, fitness/gymnastics facilities, recreational areas, and more. There is no form of industrial facility within the Natropolis. All industrial activity exists outside of the Natropolis within the area of the Grove. Lightrail system is used for transportation within the Natropolis. Rail and industry road system is used outside of the Natropolis for travel within the Grove, and throughout First World.


Eat it bitches.

[draqon]

draqon failed a turing test (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_test)...

does that make me a computer or human?:rolleyes:

[Killjoy]

Eat it bitches.[/FONT]
Frankly the giant hamster ball looks like a lot more fun - not to mention it makes more sense.
:rolleyes:


does that make me a computer or human?:rolleyes:
You are a thinking battery.

[draqon]

You are a thinking battery.

Buy Lithium Ion batteries at a local Target store

[Killjoy]

`
mmm...

Battery...

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/4778/seacoastmortarskm3.jpg