Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS. Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food. Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Put "EAT CHOCOLATE" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy? If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you? Remember: "STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS"
if I could afford it, I would lead the lifestyle of a glutton. For breakfast, whenver possible, I have a bowl of ice cream covered by M&Ms, a half inch thick layer of that peanut butter syrup that freezes solid ontop, and another layer of whipped cream over that. I like to stay healthy.
Funny, I saw that on a birthday card yesterday. So we can also say that some types of chocolate are milk/dairy products as well, considering that we only need to eat 20 bars of Aero to fulfill the requirement of one glass of milk?
