Did you hear? New God!

[Changeling]

Have you heard? There is a New God!

Recently our reality was taken over by a New God. This New God is not affiliated with Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hindu, or any existing Earth religions. All the previous gods, angels, saints, and spirits were all obliterated by His glorious arrival. The New God is now completely in charge.

Frequently Asked Questions about the New God


Is The New God the God of the Bible?

No. The New God came from somewhere else. He destroyed the God of the bible, and also Jesus and Satan, when He arrived, along with Krishna, Zeus and several other celestial beings. He didn't intend to, but they were occupying the God dimension and when the New God arrived He just squished them like bugs. The New God remains the sole deital being in our spectrum.


Does The New God require faith?

No. It doesn't make any difference at all what you believe about the New God. The New God is impervious to belief.


Is there any proof of this New God?

There is as much proof of the New God as there is of the previous ones.


Is the New God powerful?

Yes. Just to give you a sense of scale, the New God is a trillion times more powerful than the God of the Bible.


Did the New God create this planet?

No, he's just taking over the running of it. But He says that the Bible God did not create it either, he was just taking all the credit. The New God says that to learn the origin of the earth you must examine it.


Is the New God a He?

Not really, but He's definitely not a she either.


Does the New God provide an afterlife?

The first act of the New God when He arrived in our domain was to open the gateways of Heaven and Hell and release all the souls imprisoned there. All the souls moved to their proper destination, the Oneness of Eternity. Without H & H to block the natural progression, all souls from earth will now go straight to the Oneness of Eternity.


Does the New God have any commandments?

No. He says, "Figure it out yourself."


Does the New God forgive sin?

The New God has abolished all sin. All past sins are forgiven, erased. No future sin can be committed. As for how to act, He says, "Do what is good, avoid what is ill, and take the time to learn the difference."


Does the New God need or want us to worship him?

The New God does not need anything from us. Worship will not buy favors. But He's not opposed to a little ceremony here and there, some slight reverence.


Does the New God listen to prayer?

That's His specialty! The New God listens to every prayer. As a big improvement over some previous Gods, the New God never judges about sin or makes you beg for forgiveness. The New God listens to you, is there for you, and appreciates you just how you are.


Does the New God answer prayers?

The New God hears your prayers and uses the same levers that your previous God used to turn the fates of life in your direction.


How do I pray to the New God?

Just pray as you always have. The prayers will automatically go to the New God now.


How do we revere the New God?

The new God accepts reverence from any existing religion. Light candles, sing hymns, etc. All reverence is now automatically directed to the New God.

[Michael]

What does the New God think about Xenu? Also, do prophets like Ron Hubbard (pbuh) and Mohammad (pbhu) fit with the New God?

Oh and Buddha, has he left the karma cycle? what happened to him now that the new God is here?

[Changeling]

"What does the New God think about Xenu? Also, do prophets like Ron Hubbard (pbuh) and Mohammad (pbhu) fit with the New God?"

The New God does not have any prophets. He doesn't play favorites.


"Oh and Buddha, has he left the karma cycle? what happened to him now that the new God is here?"

The Buddha has been dead for quite some number of years. The New God did not affect Buddha much.

[clusteringflux]

All, Hail


eerm....Aw Hell, I meant to say.

[Carico]

Is there any proof of this New God?

There is as much proof of the New God as there is of the previous ones. Like I said, scientists have no clue what the difference is between fact and fiction. ;)

[azriel]

Sounds really good I just have three questions

How much does it cost

is it sold by the gram or the ounze

and where can I get some

Oh ya norsefire going to be pissed

[scorpius]

and I thought Hannah Montana was the new god..darn :D

[Michael]

will this new god smite my enemies?

[sisyphus__]

I hate this new god :mad:

[Changeling]

will this new god smite my enemies?


Let's find out.

[Changeling]

I hate this new god :mad:


Everybody hated the old one. The difference is, the New God doesn't mind.

[PsychoticEpisode]

Everybody hated the old one. The difference is, the New God doesn't mind.

This is excellent work Changeling....your OP was a treat.

[swarm]

Hey! I asked the new god to smite my enemies and he said I didn't have any.

[skaught]

Shit, where do I sign up?

[Changeling]

Shit, where do I sign up?

Already taken care of.

[StrangerInAStrangeLa]

Changeling is my son/daughter/transwhatever in whom i am well pleased. But
I squished them like worms.
I'm not totally impervious to belief. I absolutely guarantee your life will be .00003% better if you believe I might be possible.
There is proof of me. The obvious fact that all the other gods are now gone.
I am a GOOGOLPLEXtrillion times more powerful than all other gods combined.
He & she doesn't apply to true gods.
Unfortunately a few in heaven & a few in hell refused to leave.
When I say figure it out tho I mean figure it out not pretend to or fool yourself into thinking so.
Ummmm ... gotta go for now. The wife needs me for ... ... um something
Sssshhhhhhhh

[Changeling]

This is excellent work Changeling....your OP was a treat.


I'm honored you think so, thanks!

[jb21]

and what happen to god? god cares a lot for men and his paradise what happen to him how did they accept to withdraw what is he planning on now?

[White Rhyno]

Everybody hated the old one. The difference is, the New God doesn't mind.

Interesting. I didn't, and I'm not swallowing this new propaganda for the new audience, liberal Americans who like to feel spiritual but aren't willing to accept any sort of consequences or conditions for the love/salvation provided by their former God. Anyway, I still believe in God, the God of the Jews and of the Lord Jesus Christ, and I would advise anyone else to not listen to this sacrilege that Changeling is spouting.

[White Rhyno]

And Changeling, you now have the responsibility on your conscience of any souls that you have condemned to hell through this new evil.

[mynameisDan]

I am happy to hear that Changeling has abandoned agnosticism. However, I am sad to say that the God she offers here is one of her own imagination. Her God does not reveal "it"self in creation, nor in revelation. It did not reveal itself in history, nor did it provide ample evidence for the truthfulness of its record. Sorry Changeling, but your god does not measure up to honest inquiry. You posted on another forum "where's god". I assume your conversion came some time after that post (earlier today). The God who is there is found in His Creation and he is found in His revealled word. He is also found in His people. In order to see this God you must have your eyes opened, as we are naturally born blind.

[PsychoticEpisode]

I'm not swallowing this new propaganda for the new audience.

Interesting choice of words. Does that mean you prefer to swallow the old propaganda?

Changeling “ Originally Posted by PsychoticEpisode
This is excellent work Changeling....your OP was a treat. ”


I'm honored you think so, thanks

This is sooooo good. I'm intriqued by the responses your getting. Incredible. I want to say more but I don't dare. Great idea!

[Changeling]

And Changeling, you now have the responsibility on your conscience of any souls that you have condemned to hell through this new evil.


Wow, now I'm really honored.

Luckily, Hell has been completely disbanded by the New God so there is nothing to worry about.

[PsychoticEpisode]

Do you have some scripture? LG & his ilk will need to analyze it to deem the new god worthy.

[EmptyForceOfChi]

Whats his name? he needs a nme. His life story is good nd all but it means nothing unless he has name. and a good one at that not like allah or brahma those stink.


PS, If I named one of my minions (children) Allah would it be clssed as offensive?.


peace.

[EmptyForceOfChi]

Excuse my "A" key.

peace.

[Changeling]

Do you have some scripture? LG & his ilk will need to analyze it to deem the new god worthy.

The New God, like any god worth His salt, could never fit into a puny human book, and is not at all concerned what the ilk think of Him.

[Killjoy]

`
I say we call the thing NuGod.

That way we could say -
The Universe - chock full of nuts and creamy Nugod !

It's good - and Good For You !

[PsychoticEpisode]

The New God, like any god worth His salt, could never fit into a puny human book, and is not at all concerned what the ilk think of Him.

The old god could learn something from that.

[Leo Volont]

Ordinarily I am reluctant to resort to definitions of God, because many of the established definitions come from the Greeks, who were rather ignorant on the subject. When the definitions of God are really stupid, it makes Atheism easier than it should be. But the Sanskrit Metaphysics are much more agreeable to both the Thoughtful and the Spiritual.

Okay, God is Unitary. So there can not be two Gods. God is God. Now when people talk of Gods, what they are referring to, really, are the Demi-gods. The name is misleading. When one actually visits the Spiritual Spheres there is no difference between what we term an Arch Angel and what others call a Demi-God. Different languages and traditions simply have different names for the same thing.

But concerning God.... there can only be one God. God is Central and Unitary.

But supposing there was a change of ... not so much God... but of the Spiritual Milieu -- the Spiritual Influences that well-up from the Collective
Consciousness into our own personal Subconscious Minds (though I lean in the direction of supposing that the 'subconscious mind' is a convenient invention of Scientific Materialists who would substitute the Subconscious Mind for the Collective Consciousness). A Massive Change in the Spiritual Ambiance would change the way we think, dream... at least for those who are in touch with their deeper spiritual levels, which really are not personal at all but touch into the Universal and the Collective.

[swarm]

Leo Volont who were rather ignorant on the subject.

No more or less than you or any one else. You know nothing of god. Not that it is unitary, not that it is not unitary. Every word is entirely baseless speculation of the worst kind.

[PsychoticEpisode]

When one actually visits the Spiritual Spheres there is no difference between what we term an Arch Angel and what others call a Demi-God.

:shrug:

You have been there? You talk as if it's like a tourist attraction.

COME VISIT THE FABULOUS SPIRITUAL SPHERES
LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT DEMI-GODS
& ARCHANGELS

OPEN YEAR ROUND
ADMISSION FREE*

*Children must be accompanied by guardian angel

[StrangerInAStrangeLa]

Leo Volont who were rather ignorant on the subject.
No more or less than you or any one else. You know nothing of god. Not that it is unitary, not that it is not unitary. Every word is entirely baseless speculation of the worst kind.

I think it's entirely baseless speculation of the best kind.

:shrug:

You have been there? You talk as if it's like a tourist attraction.

COME VISIT THE FABULOUS SPIRITUAL SPHERES
LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUT DEMI-GODS
& ARCHANGELS

OPEN YEAR ROUND
ADMISSION FREE*

*Children must be accompanied by guardian angel

LOL
He should have said "I believe" rather than making a flat statement.

[Changeling]

The old god could learn something from that.



Too late.

[Betrayer0fHope]

Magic: The Gathering.