The forgotten Book of Enoch

camilus · Sep 27, 2008

I posted this in the religion section, but I guess some mod erased it, and I'LL BET HE DID BEFORE HE EVEN READ IT. I dont wanna get banned so Im not gonna start trying mods lol...

But yeah, seriously, read this shit. its funny,and VERY HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. the funny part is that my dawg El wrote the entire thing using street slang, but trust me, when he posted this in another forum, it got nothing but positive feedback. everyone was saying how impressed then were of how El has a way of makin it look foolish YET MAKING PERFECT SENSE AT THE SAME TIME.

So I guess I cant post it in the religion section, because those religious wackos get i guess "offended?" so Im posting it here.

the el said:

ENOCH

Let's talk about this nigga Enoch, fam. Fam, them niggas that was in the Nicea Council is gonna burn in hell. Ion't be understandin' how they kept some books in the Bible and left uhva jonts out. That's the bullshit.

In the book of Genesis, if you read the mu'fuckin' genealogies, the nigga Enoch was Noah great-grandfather and shit. It's crazy 'cause a lot of niggas skip over his lines, but niggas need to peep his lines.

The nigga Moses wrote: "Enoch ain't neva die. He just walked with God and shit." And that's some monumental shit 'cause the only uhva nigga in the Bible who didn't die is the prophet Elijah.

So niggas usedta always wonder what happened to Enoch. It's like eyday when niggas go missin'. Some of 'em is layin' dead somewhere; but uhva niggas really do just get caught up in, like, a fuckin' mist or cloud or some crazy spaceship type shit, you feel me? In the Bible and shit, all dis mu'fuckin' time go by and no mention of Enoch is eva made. Nigga fell from top ten to not mentioned at all. But then, in the New Testament and shit, this nigga Jude straight came outta nowhere.

Nigga Jude was like, in lines 14 and 15 of modern Bibles, "Enoch said in his book: The Lord is coming with thousands of angels to judge yall niggas."

So, like, the shit was crazy because... here you had an official nigga, Jude, quoting line-for-line from a book that was left out the Bible. We gotta rewind. We gotta rewind because the nigga Jude actually was quotin' from The Book of Enoch, which was accepted and commonly studied in Jesus day and shit. Niggas say they left Enoch out the Bible because it couldn't be verified that the nigga Enoch really wrote that shit. They think a group of niggas got together and did that shit. But any nigga familiar with the debate of biblical authorship know that very few of the books in the Bible are unanimously agreed to have been written by one nigga. Fuck it, though.

Even though it's a lot of science in it, most niggas still agree that the real Enoch–who, if biblical records are correct, lived just before the time of the Great Flood (2500 B.C.)–didn't have nothin' to do with writin' this shit. Nah, this shit was written in, like, fuckin' 300 B.C., fam; like around the time of the fuckin' Maccabees and shit and them uhva books that's in the Catholic Bible and shit. But yo, if you read that shit, it's like ya fuckin' shoulders collapse from tryna hold all the fuckin' knowledge that this nigga be straight droppin' , fam (shoutout to my nigga Walter Reed). Fam, this nigga Enoch lived RIGHT before the flood, fam. It's like... it's like, fuckin'... mu'fuckin'... it's like this whole 2012 shit niggas keep talkin' 'bout. Let's talk about 2012, fam. It's like that. Enoch lived in what was the Last Days of his time and shit. So, the world been fucked up ever since humans been on the mu'fuckin' planet. We know that. But this nigga Enoch saw human decadence at its peak. This nigga saw it when Hebrews and Ammonites and Hittites and all them Caananite niggas was gettin' it in somethin' serious, fam. But all the while these niggas was gettin' it in, Enoch was studyin' eything that was happenin'. And he knew somethin' was 'bout to go down and shit.

The main thing that he saw goin' down is the shit with the Nephilim. My niggas who studied the scripts know who them Nephilim niggas is. Basically, some fuckin' angels (Hebrew: nephilim) came down to earth and shit and started bonin' females. And so this hybrid species of giants (Annunaki in Sumerian mythology, other names in other cultures) started to populate the earth. God saw this shit and was livid.

This nigga said, "I'ma body them niggas. Watch."

And so, the mu'fucka Enoch was just caught up in a whirlwhind and shit. This was back when niggas like Methuselah (Enoch's son) was livin' to be, like, fuckin' nine hunnid years old. But this nigga got caught up in the whirlwhind when he was only, like, fuckin' three hunnid. And the mu'fuckin' angel took him to heaven and shit and just started showin' him eything. It would be like if mu'fuckin' God took you up in the sky and just started showin' you eything that was 'bout to happen in the world on a fuckin' TV screen and shit.

We gonna switch gears for a second, my nigga. Nigga, you know there's this shit out there called the Gap Theory and shit, right? Shit is kinda deep, acktchuly. Gap theory is, like, fuckin'... aliens and angels and spaceships and, fuckin'... fuckin'... destruction of cataclysmic and catastrophic proportions, fam. No bullshit. It's between the first two verses of Genesis and shit.

"Back in the day, God made heaven and earth. And then the earth was void."

But King James ain't know what the fuck he was talkin' 'bout, fam. Most translations render it as "the earth was void." But "was" don't translate properly. The proper translation is "became." Niggas who know Hebrew is up on that shit. You feel what I'm say'n'? But nigga, as you can see, them two sentences got, like, completely different meanings and shit. One mean, God made the earth, but before that, it wasn't nothing here. "The earth was void." But the uhva shit mean, God made the earth, then after that some shit went down, and it became void or barren or whateva the fuck you wanna call it. "The earth became void." Gap theory was used by them niggas who wanted to reconcile science and religion. Like, niggas started to push this shit to explain how it could be possible for the creation story in Genesis to be true, but at the same time, the earth be older than 6,000 years.

All this shit is tied to Enoch 'cause the niggas who believe in Gap Theory (if not alluvit, at least parts) usually draw from the book of Enoch to explain some of the shit that went down before and during the first destruction period on earth. They use the book of Enoch, some of Isaiah, some of Ezekiel, and some of Genesis. Shit is pretty deep, fam. 'Cause that's what the fuck the nigga Enoch was talkin' 'bout in his book. That's what I'm tryna get yall niggas to understand. You feel me?

So the nigga went up in the whirlwhind and the nigga seent a war comin'. And that's what Jude was quotin' when he used the nigga Enoch's lines and shit. When he was sayin' "the Lord is comin' to judge yall niggas." Them was Enoch's fuckin' lines! But the nigga uses a term in the book to refer to a specific people and the term is "elect." This nigga mentions "the elect," like, five hunnid times throughout the book, fam. No bullshit. The elect is the niggas during the flood period who abstained from wickedness and shit. Like, them chosen few niggas who was holdin' it down and livin' righteously and speakin' the truth. And so, Enoch is writin' at the same time that the nephilim is runnin' trains on human broads and makin' these giant ass niggas like Goliath and shit. Goliath wasn't during this time but niggas like him are basically the type of niggas the angels was givin' birf to by fuckin' all these humans and shit.

And so God is showin' Enoch this shit, and at the same time, it's mad angels in the vicinity, fam. It's kinda like Revelation, but the original version and shit. 'Cause the same things the nigga John seent when he was shown heaven, the nigga Enoch seent. He seent all the archangels, fam. All them niggas. Dawg, it's so many fuckin' archangels you never even heard of, fam. Niggas know the main ones like Gabriel and Michael'anem. But niggas don't know nothin' 'bout them other niggas; them low-key type archangel niggas. Niggas can't tell you shit about Raphael. Niggas can't tell you shit about fuckin' seraphim and cherubim and all them different classes of angels and shit. Fam, they got a fuckin' angel named Samyaza, fam. This nigga was grimey as hell. Check out what this nigga did:

This nigga Sam got, like, two hunnid of his boys and shit and he was the one who put together the whole plot to go down to earth in the first place. You feel me? It's interestin'an'uh mu'fucka how uhva culchers and shit got the same story about the flood. Like, the same shit Enoch wrote about them niggas in Sumeria wrote about and shit. I'm not talkin' 'bout Gilgamesh neiver, fam. Niggas read Gilgamesh in high school, fam. Come on, fam. I'm talkin' 'bout even their fuckin' hieroglyphics attest to some outer space, angelic being, at one point, intervening in the course of human history before a great flood and shit. Shit is wild, you dig? Word, but anuhva thing is, they wasn't just fuckin'. Them niggas was gettin' it in; teachin' humans sorcery and all kinds of shit. And these niggas was big as hell, fam. The nigga Enoch said they was, like, fuckin' three hunnid cubits tall! Nigga said, they got so tired of eatin' food they started eatin' humans, nigga! Anuhva nigga, Azayel, taught humans how to wage war and shit; taught niggas how to make swords and shit. So you see now, it wasn't just fuckin' goin' on. These niggas was tamperin' with mankind's evolution; givin' them shit that they didn't even know how to do on their own beforehand. Now, depending on which side you're on, this can be a good thing or evil thing. Now see, the thing is... under the assumption that the war between Lucifer and God had already taken place at this point that the nigga Enoch wrote, the angels bein' written about up to this point–like, fuckin' chapter 8 and shit–are not heavenly angels but demonic angels. These are the niggas who banded togetha wit Satan and shit. The rebels and shit.

But yeah, so right when all this shit was goin' down... the niggas in heaven was lookin' at all this shit and was like, "Yo God, what you gonna do about that nigga Sam? This nigga doin' ya peoples dirty."

And the nigga God was like, "Yo, I'ma drown them niggas. Watch. Soon as I catch them niggas sleepin'. But keep Sam alive, tho’. Thas my WORD, fam. I wanna see this nigga face on Judgment Day."

Word. Then, for the rest of the book, they jus’ talkin’ ‘bout end time prophecies and shit. Like, the book can be read two ways. The book can be read as a prelude to the Great Flood during Noah’s days or it can be read as a prelude to the Great Flood of our time… if you believe that we’re livin’ in the last days. You feel me? Fuck it, though. Niggas need to make they own decision about how they feel about the book.
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nietzschefan · Sep 27, 2008

Your buddy likes to read Zak Sitchin?

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nietzschefan · Sep 28, 2008

Anyways, I almost bought Sitchin's stories, because of the lack of actual scientific work on large(giant) skeleton's and an apparent complete lack of interest regarding many ancient kings and some neolithic groups whom were obviously of outrageous size(to me 7-9+ feet tall and well proportioned).

But it's most likely bullshit, if there are any truths in any of his stuff, it would probably be hard to pick out of the bullshit.

http://www.sitchiniswrong.com/sitchinerrors.htm

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