What are your options, soldier?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Avatar, Jun 28, 2002.

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what would you do?

  1. fall unconscious

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  2. stand still and scream

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  3. run away screaming

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  4. invite him for a little chat

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  5. show him your martial arts skills

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  6. retreat to get your trusty magnum

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  7. ignore him

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  8. other (please specify)

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  1. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Late evening. You have just finished brushing your teeth, turn around and see this character

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    what would you do?
     
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  3. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    I'd go for a magnum
     
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  5. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    'You'd think as advanced a species as yours to find it's way to Earth would have invented the tooth brush by now.'
     
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  7. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Invite him for a cup of black coffee and a philosophical discussion on Kant's use of synthetic logic in creating the notion of the categorical imperative.

    He'll shoot himself just to be spared the pain.

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  8. Mr. G reality.sys Valued Senior Member

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    Why, I'd compliment her for her adroit selection of suggestive lingerie.
     
  9. *stRgrL* Kicks ass Valued Senior Member

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    I'd say, "Daaaammmmnnnnn!" Chill out homey! Come on in and fire up a spliff!"

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  10. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    well, i would hope i would grab a random weapon in my house and do my best to defend myself....
    but as the past has proved.... (when matched against a faulty furnace i thought was an alien) .. i would probably run screaming invaluntarily to the neighbors house. LOL
     
  11. Clarentavious Person Registered Senior Member

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    I think fallling unconscious sounds like a good idea.

    Isn't that the creature from the predator movies? Under the scenario that it has come to kill me (not to sit down and have a cup of tea)

    I think most of the villians (like freddy kroger from nightmare on elm street) in horror movies prey off fear. When you are unconscious, that is basically as good as being dead (the vital parts of your body are working, but your mind is beyond sleep - say if you were to passout from dehydration or faint from exhaustion).

    You are totally unaware of the creature, and anything else for that matter. I would hope such a creature would not bend over a sleeping body and pluck its heart out (there is no fear for it to prey on, and the person is incapcitated). Nor would it wait around 30 minutes for the person to wake up.

    Heck, it might assume that you hit your head when you fell to the bathroom floor, and you'll bleed to death in 10 minutes anyway.

    Of course I'm not necessarily sure you can force yourself to black out (not being the natural reaction) - but as long as it doesn't know I am acting and faking dead like a dog can, it might not matter

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    I would wait there motionless until long after it is gone.

    If you dart for your magnum, he might snatch your heart out before you can get to it (it's probably much faster than you, and would grab you by your back as you attempted to run for the gun safe)
     
  12. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    I think I'd have to ask who does his makeup. Man did he pay for that? If so he got screwed over...
     
  13. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    I'd say croicky! get mee lasso, swing it around his cute lil face, muttering to myself 'ooh he sure is a handsome fella, assuming it is a fella' and trap him in a rope. Then, I'd start up my own lucrative tv show sitcom, tentatively entitled "Life with Trundledash"->presumably his name, of course. We'd go through all the problems of a sitcom, Trundlebunny having trouble at work with his boss who is sleeping with his secratary and hiding the fact from his wife. The possibilities for the show are as endless as the synonyms for disgusting.
     
  14. thed IT Gopher Registered Senior Member

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    Start quoting some Vogon poetry. That way it'd gnaw it's own left arm off, then shoot it.

    "Frettled Gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
    As plurdled gobbleblotchits on a lurgid lee
    Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
    And hooptiosly drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
    Lest I rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurgle-cruncheon
    See if I don't."
     
  15. thed IT Gopher Registered Senior Member

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    Drinking champagne will not help you in this circumstance, honest.
     
  16. ratbat Hippie of Darkness Registered Senior Member

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    And then, my dear stRgrl, we could discuss with him, the thrill of working with Gov. Jesse Ventura.

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  17. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Clarentavious,
    yes it's the alien hunter from the movie "Predator".
    one of my favourites.

    btw, he's after your scull, last time I saw him

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  18. Clarentavious Person Registered Senior Member

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    LOL

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  19. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Huston , we have liftoff!
     
  20. Xenu BBS Whore Registered Senior Member

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    Jesse the Gov -

    "I don't have time to bleed!"
     
  21. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    I would give him a big kiss!!!
    Nightfall, there is only ONE Angelina, that other "thing" is a fake.

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  22. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    you have an awful taste Angelina .
    I wouldn't even consider giving him a kiss.
     
  23. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    Really? Can't you see how he's pouting with his lips...teasing?

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