The coolest religion...

[Syzygys]

Atheism sucks!! I have just found the coolest religion, the worship of Ganesha, who is widely revered as the Remover of Obstacles and more generally as Lord of Beginnings and Lord of Obstacles, patron of arts and sciences, and the deva of intellect and wisdom. My kind of fellow, as you can see....

He is also a pink elephant, and as we know elephants have the biggest penis among land animals, thus my god's dick is bigger than your god's!! (unless you worship a whale god)

http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/india_09_22/india01_16384253.jpg

[Syzygys]

He also floats, another great characteristic for a god:

http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/india_09_22/india02_16384757.jpg

Stories about him:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mythological_anecdotes_of_Ganesha

He is the greatest god, because he can also ride on a mouse:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Ganesha_on_mouse.jpg

I mean you don't see an elephant on a mouse everyday, right? That must be a true miracle!!!

[one_raven]

And he drinks milk.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindu_milk_miracle

[cosmictraveler]

Looks like he's made out of PLASTIC, another charactersitic of all those who think themselves as gods.

[nietzschefan]

Norse Paganism, hands down. All the Fanaticism of Islam and Gods with hammers, calling all to respec' their 'Uthorita!

[Syzygys]

I am sorry, but those Northern homoerotic nazi gods are not cooler than my big dicked pink elephant!!! He floats, you know....

[spidergoat]

I think Rastafarianism is a little cooler.

[JDawg]

Dude, Greek mythology for me, thanks. You can have your pink elephant while I'm making sweet monkey love with the red-hot Aphrodite. :D

[Syzygys]

Who said a pink elephant can't screw Aphrodite???

[JDawg]

Who said a pink elephant can't screw Aphrodite???

Fair enough. But I want to screw Aphrodite, not watch while my god screws Aphrodite.