Avast me Hearties...Tommorrow be International Talk like a Pirate day!

How will ye scurvy dogs celebrate.

I'll be answerin' ye tech support line, while drinkin' me fill a rum.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

Arrrggg!!!!

 

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lol that's gotta suck so bad for whoever is calling you

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Well..I just talked to security..I'm going to have to get a property pass for my live parrot I'm going to wear on my shoulder tommorrow.

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Just stuff him in your pants!

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I... Love It!

 

Hahaha...awesome.

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AVAST!!

Avast ma great fookin' hairy arse!!

A vast sea of pink pudgy fookin' wannabes ya mean!
Not a fookin' profiteer in sight!
Not a fookin' leg missin'
Not a fookin' eye patch.

Pirates day , bullshit!
Aaarghh.
I'm angry 'n Oim rooted.

 

The day got awf to a fookin' bad start.
Last night I managed to hook oop me forewskin whilsdt empti'n oot me distended baldder wid me left hook ( no dat's not a punch ye gormless fools) it's a fookin 'ook where me great mit used te be.
Anyway, I got blood stained urine all over me wooden leg 'n woke oop smellin loik stale shark wid a horny rottweiler not knowin' wedder te eat it, hoomp it or piss on it so 'e did a little of each.

 

Den wouldja know, the fookin scurvy macaw shat on me shoulder.

Oim fookin' cranky!

Oive joost been oot rooting an eclectic mix of auld ladies ( I bend dem over dere shopping trolleys, they're me favourite), schoolgirls 'n nuns but de midget nun was actually a penguin and oim quoit ashamed. Even I, cap'n Meningococcal have standards.

 

Captain Mac, join me in aboot twelve hours, we'll get ourselves three sheets to de wind an' Oil tell a yarn or two about cleaning me mooskat wid me parrot 'n shit loik dat.

Boy de way (oim an Oirish poirate, O.H.M.S profiteer)
An Ah'll flay anyone aloive who says Avast!

AVAST!!
Fookin' shittin' me aren't ya!

Arrghh! hough cough guffaw!....spit!

 

Oim awf te get meself shattered on Rum and do some first rate pillagin'

oil see ya's through me one rheumy eye at de end a de day.

Be dere Cap'n Mac ( an' tink oop yaself a good name woil yer at it)

Oim awf te cutloose wid me cuttlass.
Fook ya's all!

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHH! I cant wait! oh Spud its already tomorrow in Australia huh? tomorrow for me i mean...

So what do pirates say? besides "argh" and "avast" and "walk the plank" and "scurvy dog" and "dead men tell no tales" and "matey" and general bad grammar? what phrases or techniques to use to talk like a pirate?

oh and pirate jokes. ill have to tell a bunch of them tomorrow. like "why couldnt the pirate go to the movie? cause it was rated NC-17" :thumbsup:

 

Aw fa fook sake, of course de suns oop ere!
It's burning de retina clear oot of me hungover head an' coom oop te speed sunshine or we'll keel haul ye...arse fookin' first.
Go an' pillage soom villagers. Fook, kill ye father, whatever.
Tell soom fooker 'oo cares.

 

Arrrggg!!! twood be a sight that would make Davy Jones piss his locker...Too bad ye live across the sea...or we would leave the landlubbers pennyless, and the virgins walkin' funny! Eye...I'll go ahead with the rum...ye scurvy dog!

 

aargh!!!

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how goes it, ya scurvy dogs???

 

Shiver me timbers!

Arrr! Whar’s me grog, wench?

And not forget - Arrrgh!

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Humm, Latvian pirate era ended in the 12th century, shortly after the scandinavian vikings, so I don't really know, what phrases they used.
In our old folk songs we have stanzas which speak of warriors harvesting the sea and the like, but these days it doesn't sound as cool as Hollywood films.

I'll probably be wearing my pirate flag t-shirt and black bandana though.

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Hoist up the jolly roger!

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I do overhear a conversation aboard a pirate ship.

Pirate A do say:
Look, if we can get a copystar AN-7 we can do two thousand a day.
Pirate B then do say:
Whoa, hasn't that got a robotic arm? How much would that set us back?
Pirate A do smile and settle back in his chair:
Not as much as you'd think. Prices are falling all the time. I'd say about £3,500 max, and we can buy now pay nine months later.
Pirate B do cheer loudly and say:
No problem then, lets go for it.

I do think they be DVD pirates.

 

Somebody say V.D pirates?
I say Aspirates, nay, not arse pirates, dat's anudder tread.

Captain Meningococcal got fitted oot wid a new bionic arm ( replaces dat ole hook tingy). De Bloody ting was voice operated!
"Arm, lift coop to dry lips...argghh!, dat be better!"
"Arm!, wash de fookin' dishes will ye?"
"fook me. ..dat's briyent"
" Arm, oonzip me floy, take oot me willy!"
"well doon arm!"
" Arm, do dat agin, 'n' tairk ya toim shairkin awf de drips"
"good"
" Arm, now pull it awf!"
" Holy Christ!. ya've ripped awf me member!..Fook me dead!"


"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!, Not literally!"...