Yes! Bzzzzzt!

My doctor agreed to write a letter recommending that I receive Electroconvulsive therapy! Woohoo! <happydance>

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Hey, Ham...I got an old arc welder in the back...I'll do it for half price.

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LOL I'm getting it done free of charge. In reality, it's not hard to do. I'm an electrician, and they run120volts AC through your head. Under doctor's care, I'll be completely anesthetized. I won't go trying to contort myself into curious gyrations while attempting to swallow my own tongue. The only thing that moves is your big toe, then you're lightheaded, maybe a headache for an hour afterwards. Supposedly, after a course of treatments, all signs of depression lift. I'm so excited I'm tingly.

 

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Nice. Isn't that supposed to release massive amounts of noradrenaline and serotonin?

And how come the only thing that moves is your big toe?

 

You dont need it. Cancel it.

 

Because that's where his brain is located.

 

They give you some kind of fancy muscle relaxer, so nothing moves. I don't know what it does chemically, but it sends you into a seizure. After a series of therapies, I should have no sense of Depression. My only fear is that it may affect my cognitive ability, but, for the moment, there is true hope.

 

Cool. I hope it goes well for you.

 

Have fun

 

I received a buzz once, accidentally.

Its not something I would get excited over.

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I shocked myself once too. YOUR MOMMY ISN'T DYING. DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR DAMN IT!

 

Well...ole Ham's an electrician, which means, like me, he's been bit about a 1000 times. 120Vac is nothing..now I've been hit by 220 a couple a times and that will get your attention. I used to work on surveying equipment that used tube lasers, and the laser power supply put out around 1700Vdc but at low amps...they'd hold a charge long after power was disconnected and would bite the shit out of you.

I still think Ham should give me a go with this here bug zapper and jumper cables.

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(p.s. I'm not making light of Ham's condition....I hope the best for him...just having a little fun)

 

You're not supposed to test connections with your tongue.

"sthit, thath hot"