The Not about Sam Thread

There are so many threads about SAM these days, that I thought it would be nice to start a thread in which people can discuss anything except SAM.
Rule #1. (in fact the only rule) You can talk about anything, but not SAM.
Over to you.

 

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So? ... Errrrr hmmmmm ...:idea: I know! How's SAM?

 

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Look, this threads never going to get anywhere if people talk about SAM.
No SAM from now on, capisce?

 

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Oh, shoot, I forgot no talking about you know who... SAM ....

 

When referring to the person who should not be spoken of, please use asterisks. eg, *AM, SA*, S*M,**M, S** or ***.
That's only when really necessary though.

 

Hi Kremmen,

Hows where ever the fuck you are ?

 

I'm a bit annoyed at the moment.
Reason being.

The British version of the X-Factor has just started, and I wanted to put a bet on one of the women singing on it. Hannah.

I went onto the betting website, and only one bookie was offering odds which were very good at 20-1, but foolishly I decided to wait for a bit and see what other bookies would offer.

Then, when I Looked later, the odds had gone down to 15/2!
She is now third favourite on that site, and on another she is joint first favourite at 5-1.
How annoying is that?

 

Sneaky. Me likee.

 

What's X-factor? Also how do you refer to S*M without actually talking about S*M?

 

A rebrand of Pop Idol.

 

Hello ***.
Please make sure you do not mention **M on this thread.
You may talk about anything else.
What do you want to talk about, *A*?
How is your cat getting along?

 

No cat with me at present. I go to humane shelters and tickle the bellies of strange cats. :bawl:

 

I do not have a cat, but my next door neighbour has two.
One is very well groomed and beautiful, but the other is scraggy and the markings on its face make it look as though it is snarling.

Ethically, which cat should I coax over to my house?

I have biblical support for this:
Jesus said "If a man has two cats, and his neighbour has none, let him give that cat to his neighbour, lest he be catless and grow cold"

 

Take the scraggy one, it sounds like it could stand some torture.

The one other is probably a pussy.

 

but this is a contradiction. by not talking about SAM you actually are focusing this thread on SAM, by making it imperative to do an effort and not to talk about her.

 

Is the ability to stand some torture a good thing in a cat?
What exactly became of your last cat, S**?

 

No, precisely the opposite, I am focusing this thread on NOT talking about ***.
That should be very simple. You can talk about ANYTHING else.

 

It died of old age. You can train them to withstand torture. I used to chase mine with pillows, he was smart at playing hide and seek.

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well you failed with that.

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