Girlfriend hates my tattoo

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Absane, Sep 14, 2008.

  1. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Got matching homo mermen on my back with my nephew
    It means something to him and I and we both like them
    She thinks tats on guys are trashy and thinks I was irresponsible for getting it done so soon and without consulting her first
    I think she is second guessing my sexuality cuz of this
    she seems really disappointed and put off by it
    Advice?
    Laser removal?

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  3. Sock Puppy I cAn haZ INfrakShun? Registered Senior Member

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    Scalpel.

    But dude...seriously.
     
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  5. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    lol...bullshit
     
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  7. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    well, it is pretty gay, but if she takes offense you should remind her that she doesnt own your body.
     
  8. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

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    Haha, shame I've seen that before.
     
  9. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    she will get over it, as vslayer said its your body not hers
     
  10. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    I don't believe you.

    Please upload a photo of you holding a sign with the word "Absane" next to your back with the tattoo.
     
  11. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Haha, that's so funny I'd almost consider getting it. Perhaps without the huge jizzing cocks in the background, but the merman reach around is class.
     
  12. Bells Staff Member

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    What does it mean to the both of you? If it's not too personal that is.

    With that tattoo?.. Errrmm ya.

    Ya.

    Maybe you should ask her that question. But it is your back and your body.

    Doesn't that also leave a trace scar on the skin. Hey.. you could have penis shaped scars on your back.

    But I agree with James and Lou.. Real classy there and please prove that is your back.

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  13. orcot Valued Senior Member

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    james R is right.
     
  14. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    question, how many girls would even see a guys back during sex to be put off by it???????

    I mean girls back yes but guys back????
     
  15. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    Oh please - that is not your back. The tats look like shit to me.

    anyway, it's obvious the girl left because she didn't want a monkey boy for a mate

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  16. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    I don't even think he intended for us to be "tricked" into thinking that was his back, it was just an interesting way to deliver us that hilarious tattoo. I say kudos, because fucking hell that is a funny tattoo.
     
  17. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    What Vslayer and Asguard said. It's your body, not hers.
     
  18. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Did you see the tattoo?

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    I would break up with him as soon as I quit laughing. Well, maybe I would be crying over the fact that I slept with someone who had that tattoo.
     
  19. francois Schwat? Registered Senior Member

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    No kidding. Hard to believe people didn't realize it's a joke. Jesus Christ though--that guy's V is like 90 degrees.
     
  20. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    pfft, we do, but so what.
     
  21. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    My girlfriend hates my tatoo too...

    However, in her defense...it does say:

    "Jenny, shut the fuck up and suck my dick"

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  22. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    and her name is Stacey
     
  23. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    I too don't think that is on your back for knowing you here I really don't think you'd be that stupid to put that on yourself.
     

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