Television Show Tryouts for WORST ??

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  1. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Do any of you watch shows like Canada's Worst Driver or Canada's Worst Handyman? I assume there are variations of the show all over the world.

    I watch them sometimes and find them rather funny, esp worst Handyman. I always poke fun at Nietzschefan when it's on because he could easily be on that show...

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    If there was a show traveling through your town, which one would you nominate your partner/ spouse/ significant other for.

    If you don't have a partner you can nominate yourself for the show.

    It can be absolutely anything!

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    So fill in the blanks


    I would sign up (nominee) for (City/Country) WORST ( ???? )

    And a reason why....
     
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  3. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

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    I would sign up myself for Wadworth's worst darts player.

    I'm really bad. I can sometimes hit a triple twice in a row, but then others I can't even get near the right number.
     
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  5. 11parcal Saint of Cynicism Registered Senior Member

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    Canada's Worst Liar
    I can't lie, simple as that, every lie is a huge guilt trip for me, even the smallest one
     
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  7. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    I would sign up Myself for Canada's Worst Drinker.

    I can't handle alcohol, a few sips and I feel flushed. If I have a few drinks I spend
    the next day with my head in the toilet with a whopping headache.
     
  8. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    I'm the worst party person you could find. I really am very uncomfortable at parties and tend to stay away from them when invited. I don't drink that much and can't tell jokes at all. I'm very serious, to serious at parties that few want to talk with me. You would find me sitting alone on the poarch outside the party for the most part.
     
  9. CarpetDiem Burnin' hours, season days Registered Senior Member

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    That reminds me of a stupid sign of the times joke. Two five year old boys are walking down an alleyway and one says to the other who is fumbling with something in his pocket and he says "what've you got there?" and after a minue the other one says - "A condom - I found it last night out on my uncle's porch last night". After a few minutes the first little fella turns to his mate and says "What's a porch?"

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  10. Sciencelovah Registered Senior Member

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    Is it only for the worst?

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    I can't think of one now, I'll be back later.
     
  11. Sciencelovah Registered Senior Member

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    Wait, I sign up myself for sciforums worst mafia player. I always got killed early, lol.
     
  12. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    I'm Dallas' Worst Pimp....I have no hos.
     
  13. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    lol...... I am waiting for Asguard to sign in to see what he is going to say..

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  14. John99 Banned Banned

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    getting around you schools site blocker is deceptive. are you sure you would have trouble with lying?
     
  15. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    HA HA caught that did ya John. So you are signing yourself up as?
     
  16. John99 Banned Banned

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    hi shorty. yup, caught it.

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    i will have to look into the show. come to think of it i dont believe i have ever seen a canadian t.v show.
     
  17. Betrayer0fHope MY COHERENCE! IT'S GOING AWAYY Registered Senior Member

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    Worst procrastinator, because I do that a lot. Or would I be the best..?
     
  18. 11parcal Saint of Cynicism Registered Senior Member

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    If I was asked whether or not I did it I would have to tell the truth, besides whats a little deception to get to this marvelous site?

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