I just came across this: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/04/08/DDG27BCFLG1.DTL It struck me as immensely funny and eminently sensible at the same time (possibly even Discordian).
I did have a link to obtain a randomly-generated Jihad name: but the site is temporarily down. If/ when it comes back up I'll post it.