Your Obituary

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  1. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I read this and cringed. What 1 sentence (just 1!) would you like to be said about you?

    Dolores Aguilar

    1929 - Aug. 7, 2008
    Dolores Aguilar, born in 1929 in New Mexico, left us on August 7, 2008. She will be met in the afterlife by her husband, Raymond, her son, Paul Jr., and daughter, Ruby.

    She is survived by her daughters Marietta, Mitzi, Stella, Beatrice, Virginia and Ramona, and son Billy; grandchildren, Donnelle, Joe, Mitzie, Maria, Mario, Marty, Tynette, Tania, Leta, Alexandria, Tommy, Billy, Mathew, Raymond, Kenny, Javier, Lisa, Ashlie and Michael; great-grandchildren, Brendan, Joseph, Karissa, Jacob, Delaney, Shawn, Cienna, Bailey, Christian, Andre Jr., Andrea, Keith, Saeed, Nujaymah, Salma, Merissa, Emily, Jayci, Isabella, Samantha and Emily. I apologize if I missed anyone.

    Dolores had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family when I say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed and there will be no lamenting over her passing.

    Her family will remember Dolores and amongst ourselves we will remember her in our own way, which were mostly sad and troubling times throughout the years. We may have some fond memories of her and perhaps we will think of those times too. But I truly believe at the end of the day ALL of us will really only miss what we never had, a good and kind mother, grandmother and great-grandmother. I hope she is finally at peace with herself. As for the rest of us left behind, I hope this is the beginning of a time of healing and learning to be a family again.

    There will be no service, no prayers and no closure for the family she spent a lifetime tearing apart. We cannot come together in the end to see to it that her grandchildren and great-grandchildren can say their goodbyes. So I say here for all of us, GOOD BYE, MOM.
     
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  3. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Here lies... uh, remind me again.
     
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  5. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Oil, I think his name was Oil.
     
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  7. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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  8. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    I think I would like everyone to have a good time at my funeral

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  9. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    That's what you want said about you? "well, she said to have a good time."

    I'm gonna laugh if you have necrophiliacs in your family

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  10. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    That obituary read like unnecessary, petty bullshit - regardless of how much you may have disliked her.
    Let her die off and list no obituary.
    Seems to me the bitch gave birth to a bitch.

    As for me - I don't want one.
    Nor do I want a funeral.
     
  11. CutsieMarie89 Zen Registered Senior Member

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    I don't want a funeral. I don't see the point in having one. I mean if those I leave behind really, really want one for some reason... but other than that no thanks. I hate funerals. They can skip straight to the party afterward.
     
  12. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    On my headstone, which I won't have because I'm being creamated, I'd say this...

    "I told you I was sick!"

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  13. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    If I know my family they'll probably get into an argument and forget that I just died.

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  14. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    "Fuck you all !"
     
  15. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    didn't ask if you wanted a funeral! This is NOT about a funeral!

    I asked "what once sentence do you want said about you"
     
  16. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Ah, the caring option...
     
  17. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    "He's dead - move on."
     
  18. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    "I always knew she would get murdered"
     
  19. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    AND this isn't about the last thing you want to say. Dang people!!! :bugeye:

    In once sentence, what do you want said about you.
     
  20. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    o·bit·u·ar·y
    –noun
    1. a notice of the death of a person, often with a biographical sketch, as in a newspaper.

    My obituary:

    "I am dead.
    Fuck you all !"
     
  21. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    <sigh>
    I want them to say "My life is gonna be boring now that she's gone"
     
  22. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Here lies a man who only wanted peace of mind, well now he has finally gotten it.

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  23. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    DIDN'T FUCKIN ASK WHAT YOU WANTED IN YOUR OBITUARY, DID I!?

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