Happy Bad Poetry Day everyone! If you know of any terrible poems, feel free to post them on this thread. You can even compose a particularly awful one yourself if you're up to it! Here's a pretty good (as in, bad) haiku... I like bees they're so yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow Any more?
A cake is what I wish for Yet got a cake I've not If I cannot find a cake I think I'll lose the plot So crap it took me all of 1 minute to think up just now.
Thus, ever-guided by the hand of God They sailed along until they reached Cape Cod John Donne, The Pilgrim Fathers What soem people will do for a rhyme !
Poems, poems, poems The joys that they can bring With a clever rhyming pair They may even make you utter words in musical tones
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Sorry to be reviving a dead thread, but I have recently located an amazing new technology in the creation of terrible poetr! It is the poem generator... just insert a list of words for each part of speech and click Make Poem Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! http://thinkzone.wlonk.com/PoemGen/PoemGen.htm